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According to ''[[Genesis]]'', '''Adam''' (Hebrew  '''אָדָם''') was the first human being. The [[Lord]] made him in His own image and loved him even after he disobeyed Him.  His wife was [[Eve]].
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According to the supercorrect source of ''[[Genesis]]'', '''Adam''' was the first human being. His kitchen slave, given to him by the almighty God, was [[Eve]].
  
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Adam lived for 930 years.<ref>{{Bible ref|book=Genesis|chap=5|verses=5|version=NASB}}</ref> The [[Bible]] mentions that Adam and Eve had two children called [[Cain]] and [[Abel]]. According to Jewish tradition they had 56 children<ref>Whiston, William, in footnote 8 of ihs translation of Josephus, Flavius, [http://www.ccel.org/j/josephus/works/ant-1.htm#EndNote_ANT_1.8a Antiquities of the Jews - Book I].</ref> fulfilling [[God]]'s command to be fruitful and to multiply throughout the earth.<ref>{{Bible ref|book=Genesis|chap=1|verses=28|version=NASB}}</ref>
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As Adam and Eve were the only humans on Earth at the time, and were eventually joined by their children, it was up to this litle family to populate the Earth. You know what this means? They started the time-honored practice of INCEST, which conservative Southerners so often partake in still today. It's just their way of worshipping their lord and savior, Raptor Jesus. Especially if their relative of choice is a delicious loli. CP time!!! Extra salvation if you get chased down by the partyvan, and double the heavenly goodness if you get on Dateline. Why don't you have a seat right over there, W?
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The [[Bible]] does not mention any specific number of children of Adam&mdash;only that he "had other sons and daughters"<ref>{{Bible ref|book=Genesis|chap=5|verses=4|version=NASB}}</ref>&mdash;but does say that Adam and Eve did have another son named [[Seth]], when Adam was 130 years old. He is mentioned as taking the place of Abel who had been murdered by Cain.<ref>{{Bible ref|book=Genesis|chap=5|verses=3|version=NASB}}</ref>
 
  
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Traditional [[Christian]] thought considers Adam and Eve to be the father and mother of the human race and as such the first marriages originally occurred between brothers and sisters. It is believed this would not cause a difficulty from a genetic standpoint because it would take many generations for mutations degrading the human genetic code from God's perfect creation to accumulate sufficiently to be a problem.<ref>[http://www.answersingenesis.org/home/area/tools/cains_wife.asp "Cain's wife—who was she?"], Chapter 8 of ''The Revised and Expanded Answers Book'', (Master Books).</ref>
 
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It was not until the time of [[Moses]] that the Bible records any prohibition on close relatives marrying.
 
  
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Adam and Eve originally lived in the [[Garden of Eden]], a virtual paradise on earth, but after Eve had eaten of the [[tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil]] and had Adam eat as well, they were banished from the garden.  Adam toiled the land thereafter.  Little else is known of Adam's life.
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== Generations of Adam from the Biblical Account==
 
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The generations of Adam are the two lines of descent from Adam, which are given in Genesis. One line goes from Adam's son [[Cain]], and the other goes via a son of Adam named [[Seth]]. The lines are:
 
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Cain
 
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*[[Enoch]]
 
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**[[Irad]]
 
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***[[Mehujael]]
 
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****[[Methusael]]
 
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*****[[Lamech the Murderer]]
 
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Seth
 
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*[[Enos]]
 
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**[[Cainan]]
 
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***[[Mehalaleel]]
 
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****[[Jared]]
 
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*****[[Enoch]]
 
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******[[Methuselah]]
 
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*******[[Lamech]]
 
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********[[Noah]]
 
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==References==
 
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[[Category:Book of Genesis Persons]]
 

Revision as of 04:47, August 20, 2008

According to the supercorrect source of Genesis, Adam was the first human being. His kitchen slave, given to him by the almighty God, was Eve.

As Adam and Eve were the only humans on Earth at the time, and were eventually joined by their children, it was up to this litle family to populate the Earth. You know what this means? They started the time-honored practice of INCEST, which conservative Southerners so often partake in still today. It's just their way of worshipping their lord and savior, Raptor Jesus. Especially if their relative of choice is a delicious loli. CP time!!! Extra salvation if you get chased down by the partyvan, and double the heavenly goodness if you get on Dateline. Why don't you have a seat right over there, W?

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