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Revision as of 22:39, April 6, 2017
Welcome to the Conservative Jokes page. Here is a collection of various jokes, many the original work of Conservapedia editors.[1]
Conservative Jokes
What is an abortion surgeon's least favorite song?
- "(You're) Having my Baby."
How can we stop global warming?
- Leaving our refrigerators open.
What God-inspired physicist can be eaten as a snack?
- Isaac Fig Newton
Conservative Riddles and Puzzles
What liquid is worth 0.4 cents a gallon to a conservative, but $1.22 per gallon to a liberal?
- Water, whether tap or bottled
References
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- ↑ Other works must be attributed to their respective authors.