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| − | + | An attempt by wingnuts so crazy the real bible isn't good enough for them, with the Old Testament passages calling for stoning homosexuals to death and all. These Conservatives are horrified by the liberal, socialist teachings of Jesus and so as a result feel compelled to replace him with the Conservative Suppy Side Jesus, who refuses to heal the blind unless they can afford their own health insurance, and was crucified by Obama instead of Pontious Pilate. Also adds sections to the Book of Revalations describing how Aschfly is totaly the second coming of Suppy Side Jesus, and how he will spite his enemies on his missionary wiki by giving them eternal bans that do nothing to stop them. | |
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| − | + | [[King Trump Bible]] | |
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Revision as of 02:39, January 26, 2016
An attempt by wingnuts so crazy the real bible isn't good enough for them, with the Old Testament passages calling for stoning homosexuals to death and all. These Conservatives are horrified by the liberal, socialist teachings of Jesus and so as a result feel compelled to replace him with the Conservative Suppy Side Jesus, who refuses to heal the blind unless they can afford their own health insurance, and was crucified by Obama instead of Pontious Pilate. Also adds sections to the Book of Revalations describing how Aschfly is totaly the second coming of Suppy Side Jesus, and how he will spite his enemies on his missionary wiki by giving them eternal bans that do nothing to stop them.
See Also: King Trump Bible