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[Intro: Pharrell]
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'''Liberal claptrap''' is pretentious nonsense propagated by [[liberals]] and the [[liberal media]]. It has the wordy characteristics of [[liberal style]], typically with self-serving conclusions. 
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Everybody get up
 
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Everybody get up
 
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Hey, hey, hey
 
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Hey, hey, hey
 
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Hey, hey, hey
 
  
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[Verse 1: Robin Thicke]
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Liberal claptrap often pushes the listener toward an illogical viewpoint without saying so in a direct manner.  Frequently liberal claptrap attempts to attract attention to a liberal and away from [[God]].
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If you can't hear what I'm trying to say
 
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If you can't read from the same page
 
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Maybe I'm going deaf,
 
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Maybe I'm going blind
 
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Maybe I'm out of my mind
 
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[Pharrell:] Everybody get up
 
  
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[Pre-chorus: Robin Thicke]
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The [[Bible]] criticizes liberal claptrap in [[1 Corinthians 1-8 (Translated)#1:17|1 Corinthians 1:17]].
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OK now he was close, tried to domesticate you
 
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But you're an animal, baby, it's in your nature
 
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Just let me liberate you
 
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Hey, hey, hey
 
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You don't need no papers
 
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Hey, hey, hey
 
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That man is not your maker
 
  
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[Chorus: Robin Thicke]
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[[Category:Rhetoric]]
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And that's why I'm gon' take a good girl
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[[Category:Liberals]]
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I know you want it
 
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I know you want it
 
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I know you want it
 
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You're a good girl
 
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Can't let it get past me
 
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You're far from plastic
 
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Talk about getting blasted
 
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I hate these blurred lines
 
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I know you want it
 
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I know you want it
 
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I know you want it
 
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But you're a good girl
 
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The way you grab me
 
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Must wanna get nasty
 
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Go ahead, get at me
 
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[Pharrell:] Everybody get up
 
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[Verse 2: Robin Thicke]
 
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What do they make dreams for
 
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When you got them jeans on
 
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What do we need steam for
 
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You the hottest bitch in this place
 
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I feel so lucky
 
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Hey, hey, hey
 
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You wanna hug me
 
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Hey, hey, hey
 
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What rhymes with hug me?
 
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Hey, hey, hey
 
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[Pre-chorus: Robin Thicke]
 
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OK now he was close, tried to domesticate you
 
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But you're an animal, baby it's in your nature
 
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Just let me liberate you
 
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Hey, hey, hey
 
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You don't need no papers
 
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Hey, hey, hey
 
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That man is not your maker
 
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Hey, hey, hey
 
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[Chorus: Robin Thicke]
 
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And that's why I'm gon' take a good girl
 
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I know you want it
 
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I know you want it
 
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I know you want it
 
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You're a good girl
 
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Can't let it get past me
 
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You're far from plastic
 
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Talk about getting blasted
 
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[Pharrell:] Everybody get up
 
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I hate these blurred lines
 
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I know you want it
 
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I hate them lines
 
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I know you want it
 
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I hate them lines
 
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I know you want it
 
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But you're a good girl
 
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The way you grab me
 
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Must wanna get nasty
 
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Go ahead, get at me
 
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[Verse 3: T.I.]
 
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One thing I ask of you
 
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Let me be the one you back that ass to
 
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Go, from Malibu, to Paris, boo
 
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Yeah, I had a bitch, but she ain't bad as you
 
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So hit me up when you pass through
 
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I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two
 
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Swag on, even when you dress casual
 
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I mean it's almost unbearable
 
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In a hundred years not dare, would I
 
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Pull a Pharside let you pass me by
 
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Nothing like your last guy, he too square for you
 
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He don't smack that ass and pull your hair like that
 
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So I just watch and wait for you to salute
 
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But you didn't pick
 
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Not many women can refuse this pimpin'
 
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I'm a nice guy, but don't get it if you get with me
 
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[Bridge: Robin Thicke]
 
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Shake the vibe, get down, get up
 
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Do it like it hurt, like it hurt
 
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What you don't like work?
 
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[Pre-chorus: Robin Thicke]
 
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Baby can you breathe? I got this from Jamaica
 
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It always works for me, Dakota to Decatur, uh huh
 
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No more pretending
 
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Hey, hey, hey
 
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Cause now you winning
 
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Hey, hey, hey
 
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Here's our beginning
 
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[Chorus: Robin Thicke]
 
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I always wanted a good girl
 
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(Pharrell: Everybody get up)
 
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I know you want it
 
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I know you want it
 
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I know you want it
 
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You're a good girl
 
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Can't let it get past me
 
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You're far from plastic
 
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Talk about getting blasted
 
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I hate these blurred lines
 
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(Pharrell: Everybody get up)
 
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I know you want it
 
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I know you want it
 
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I know you want it
 
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But you're a good girl
 
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The way you grab me
 
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Must wanna get nasty
 
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Go ahead, get at me
 
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[Outro: Pharrell]
 
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Everybody get up
 
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Everybody get up
 
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Hey, hey, hey
 

Revision as of 22:02, August 10, 2014

Liberal claptrap is pretentious nonsense propagated by liberals and the liberal media. It has the wordy characteristics of liberal style, typically with self-serving conclusions.

Liberal claptrap often pushes the listener toward an illogical viewpoint without saying so in a direct manner. Frequently liberal claptrap attempts to attract attention to a liberal and away from God.

The Bible criticizes liberal claptrap in 1 Corinthians 1:17.