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Where have all the good men gone
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'''Eldrick Tont Woods''' (born 1975), who goes by his nickname, Tiger, is a professional [[golf|golfer]].  He is perhaps the most self-centered and overpromoted favorite of the [[liberal media]] in the world.  He appears frequently on magazine covers and Nike ads despite not having won a major tournament in years.  His remarks to the press are often self-centered.  At the Masters in 2013 he was given merely a two-stroke penalty for a rules infraction that many felt should have resulted in disqualification from the tournament.<ref>http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/tiger-woods-responds-disqualification-controversy-masters-lindsey-vonn-161536057.html</ref>
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And where are all the gods?
 
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Where's the street-wise Hercules
 
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To fight the rising odds?
 
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Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
 
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Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need
 
  
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[Chorus:]
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In 2012, the liberal media declared Woods to be a favorite to win the [[Masters]].  In fact, he turned in his worst performance there in 17 years, and his swearing and kicking of a club were captured by a camera.  After he learned that people did not appreciate that, he declared:<ref>http://www.augusta.com/masters/story/news/latest-news/woods-offers-apology-masters-behavior</ref>
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I need a hero
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{{cquote|I certainly heard that people didn’t like me kicking the club. I didn’t like it either. I hit it in the bunker, and it didn’t feel good on my toe, either.}}
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I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
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Despite showing promise of becoming the greatest golfer ever, Woods's career and athletic achievement slumped amid reports of adultery.  His wife subsequently obtained a divorce.<ref>http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100219/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_tiger_woods</ref>
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He's gotta be strong
 
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And he's gotta be fast
 
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And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
 
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I need a hero
 
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I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
 
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He's gotta be sure
 
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And it's gotta be soon
 
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And he's gotta be larger than life
 
  
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Somewhere after midnight
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He has had three knee operations, including the removal of a benign tumor and also a cyst.<ref>http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351418,00.html</ref><ref>http://www.golftoday.co.uk/news/yeartodate/news02/woods51.html</ref>
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In my wildest fantasy
 
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Somewhere just beyond my reach
 
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There's someone reaching back for me
 
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Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat
 
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It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet
 
  
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[Chorus]
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Woods does better in obscure competitions on the PGA Tour, where he is in second place on the tour list, behind Sam Snead.
  
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Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
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== References ==
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Out where the lightning splits the sea
 
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I would swear that there's someone somewhere
 
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Watching me
 
  
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Through the wind and the chill and the rain
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And the storm and the flood
 
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I can feel his approach
 
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Like the fire in my blood
 
  
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[Chorus]
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==See Also==
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*[[Deceit]]
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*[[Sexual immorality]]
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[[Category: Athletes]]
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[[Category: Buddhists]]
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[[Category: Golfers]]

Revision as of 20:01, August 9, 2014

Eldrick Tont Woods (born 1975), who goes by his nickname, Tiger, is a professional golfer. He is perhaps the most self-centered and overpromoted favorite of the liberal media in the world. He appears frequently on magazine covers and Nike ads despite not having won a major tournament in years. His remarks to the press are often self-centered. At the Masters in 2013 he was given merely a two-stroke penalty for a rules infraction that many felt should have resulted in disqualification from the tournament.[1]

In 2012, the liberal media declared Woods to be a favorite to win the Masters. In fact, he turned in his worst performance there in 17 years, and his swearing and kicking of a club were captured by a camera. After he learned that people did not appreciate that, he declared:[2]

“ I certainly heard that people didn’t like me kicking the club. I didn’t like it either. I hit it in the bunker, and it didn’t feel good on my toe, either. ”

Despite showing promise of becoming the greatest golfer ever, Woods's career and athletic achievement slumped amid reports of adultery. His wife subsequently obtained a divorce.[3]

He has had three knee operations, including the removal of a benign tumor and also a cyst.[4][5]

Woods does better in obscure competitions on the PGA Tour, where he is in second place on the tour list, behind Sam Snead.

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See Also