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== Assfly ==
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'''Ore''' is a [[mineral]] which is refined to obtain a [[metal]]. In order to be correctly classified as an ore, the mineral must contain the metal in sufficient quantity to make extraction economically viable.
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The [[User:Aschlafly|Assfly]] is a breed of fly that is thought to have [[Evolution|devolved]] from [[Human|Homo sapiens]] sometime in the early 1960s, roughly one thousand nine hundred and sixty years after [[Jesus|this guy]] was imagined as the result of an ice-cream [[John_McCain|headache]].
 
  
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Assflies are renowned for their disturbing habit of excreting large amounts of [[User_talk:Aschlafly|faecal matter]]. After defecation, the Assfly will generally roll around in this matter in order to spread it as far as possible. [[Humanity|Select groups]] are conflicted over this practice, torn between amusement and bewilderment that any animal would openly display such foolish behavior, instead of using more [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Paper&oldid=552163 practical methods] of dealing with the faeces.
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==See also==
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* [[Iron]]
  
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Many strange traits are associated with Assflies, which serve to highlight the social and political ineptitude of the insect. Examples of these traits include:
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* Beliefs in non-existent super beings.
 
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* Being born of a politically backward matriarch.
 
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* Homosexual siblings.
 
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* Unwillingness to accept facts conflicting with its own beliefs, no matter how much proof is offered (known as "[[La_la_la,_I_Can't_Hear_You|La la la, I can't hear you!]]" disorder).
 
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* Alerting the FBI that crimes are being committed, when they in fact are not.
 
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* [[Deceit|Deceitfully]] attempting to hide all evidence that the above behavior exists.
 
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Assfly infestation is very serious, and can lead to [[John_McCain|mental problems]] in those who are in contact with the insect. It is strongly advised to keep children as far away as possible.
 

Latest revision as of 17:02, July 13, 2016

Ore is a mineral which is refined to obtain a metal. In order to be correctly classified as an ore, the mineral must contain the metal in sufficient quantity to make extraction economically viable.

See also

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