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[[Image:Banhammer2.jpg|thumb|600px|right|'''HelpJazz''' is hereby awarded the prestigious & coveted '''Banhammer''' barnstar  for tireless vigilance against "rational" and irrational vandals & trolls!]]
 
[[Image:Banhammer2.jpg|thumb|600px|right|'''HelpJazz''' is hereby awarded the prestigious & coveted '''Banhammer''' barnstar  for tireless vigilance against "rational" and irrational vandals & trolls!]]
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<Big>'''My Editing Philosophy'''</big>
 
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*Noncontroversial edits are ''usually'' ok
 
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*I will always follow the [[Conservapedia:Guidelines|Guidelines]] and [[Conservapedia:Commandments|Commandments]]
 
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*I won't change work from the editors who are never wrong, unless I really, really, really know what I am doing
 
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*I won't edit or comment on essay pages; they are supposed to be opinion
 
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*I will point out and correct when an article is unencyclopedic, but will back down when defending my action is futile
 
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*I will point out and correct when an article does not follow the [[Conservapedia:Guidelines|Guidelines]] or [[Conservapedia:Commandments|Commandments]], but will back down when defending my action is futile
 
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*I will not treat someone's work differently because of their "status"; this is a community project
 
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*I will not revert anything added to a talk page, unless a user swears or edits another user's words
 
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*There is no official block policy, so I will use my own judgement for blocking people
 
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*I will never block someone for being non-conservative (for starters, I would have to block myself)
 
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*I will never block someone for expressing their opinion, as long as it is civil
 
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*I will never block someone for violating the [[90/10 rule]]
 
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*I will never block someone who has had no edits
 
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*I will never block someone for being a sock unless I am 110% sure (as I have had bad experiences with this in the past, and as I have no checkuser powahs)
 
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*The worse that can ever happen to me is I will get blocked
 
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Some who think they are more rational than me may say that I'm a wimp for backing down. I say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a new result.
 
  
 
<big>'''About Me'''</big>
 
<big>'''About Me'''</big>
 
*I am a [[libertarian]], and very much so!
 
*I am a [[libertarian]], and very much so!
 
**Actually, I'm a social and economic [[conservative]]. The difference between me and most conservatives is not what I believe, but where I think the government should step in for my beliefs.
 
**Actually, I'm a social and economic [[conservative]]. The difference between me and most conservatives is not what I believe, but where I think the government should step in for my beliefs.
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*I (still) support [[Ron Paul]] for Republican Presidential nominee
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**Feel free to ask me about my positions. I love talking politics with open-minded, rational people
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**I'm currently undecided as to whom I will vote for, but I will never vote for [[Obama]], [[Nader]], any [[Green Party]] candidate, or any [[left-wing]] candidates  (aka Socialist party and those other wingnuts). The only wingnut I might vote for is [[Bob Barr]], but from what little I know about him, he's kind of a "blah" candidate.
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*In 2008 I graduated from [[Bucknell University]] with a [[bachelor of science]] degree in [[chemical engineering]]. Now I'm a financial analyst at a commercial door company.
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*In 2008 I graduated from [[Bucknell University]] with a [[bachelor of science]] degree in [[chemical engineering]]
 
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**I have a pretty strong background in fluid dynamics, heat and mass transfer, [[thermodynamics]], etc. etc.
 
 
**I was at one point pursuing a minor in [[political science]]
 
**I was at one point pursuing a minor in [[political science]]
 
***I have a good working base of political science, political theory and [[international politics]]
 
***I have a good working base of political science, political theory and [[international politics]]
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**I also have taken coursesin [[economics]], [[logic]], and [[probability]]
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**I also have taken courses in [[economics]], [[logic]], and [[probability]]
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**Now my work life revolves around [[Microsoft Excel]].
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<Big>'''My Editing Philosophy'''</big>
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#Noncontroversial edits are ''usually'' ok
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#I will always follow the [[Conservapedia:Guidelines|Guidelines]] and [[Conservapedia:Commandments|Commandments]] (G&C)
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#I will attempt to make all articles follow the G&C, and encourage other editors to do likewise
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#Essay pages are opinion
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#Mainspace pages are fact
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#''No [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=User:Aziraphale/Tilting_at_Windmills&oldid=296120 tilting at windmills]!
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#I will not treat someone's work differently because of their "status"; this is a community project
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#I will not revert anything added to a talk page, unless a user swears or edits another user's words
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#The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a new result
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<big>'''Pet Peeves'''</big>
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(In no particular order)
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#Plagiarism is the use of another's words as one's own without giving proper credit. This is true even if you "paid for it" and have permission to use it
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#Selected examples do ''not'' prove a trend. If you want to show that "most people do X" by example, you can never prove your point with examples
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#Don't use "literally" if you mean "figuratively". Don't use "literally" if there's no figurative way to take what you say.
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#Improper use of political lables. "Conservative" may, in most cases, be the opposite of "liberal", but there are numerous other ideologies which don't line up on a 1-dimentional scale!
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#Improper use of numbers! (P(BC|Ab)>P(BC|P) does not imply that P(BC|Ab)>P(BC)!!)
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#"Ironic" means that something happened opposite to what you expect to happen. A woman getting hit and killed by a sugar truck is sad. A diabetic woman getting hit and killed by a sugar truck is coincidence. A diabetic woman getting hit and killed by an ''insulin'' truck is ironic.
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#Finding "please add more" on a wiki page. For one, lists rarely make a good article (and often contribute to pet peeve #2); additionally, all wikis are works in progress, so there's always an implied assumption to add more to an article.
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#More to come <!-- now *that* is ironic humor -->
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<big>'''Useful Links'''</big>
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*[[User:Philip J. Rayment/Article renaming project]]
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*[[Conservapedia:Desk]]
  
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<small>Subs: [[/chemredlinks]], [[/Contest]], [[/refs]], [[/workspace]], [[/chemeng]]
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<small>Subs: [[/chemredlinks]], [[/Contest]], [[/refs]], [[/workspace]], [[/chemeng]], [[/templates]], [[/irg]]

Latest revision as of 19:14, September 6, 2016

HelpJazz
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HelpJazz is hereby awarded the prestigious & coveted Banhammer barnstar for tireless vigilance against "rational" and irrational vandals & trolls!

About Me

My Editing Philosophy

  1. Noncontroversial edits are usually ok
  2. I will always follow the Guidelines and Commandments (G&C)
  3. I will attempt to make all articles follow the G&C, and encourage other editors to do likewise
  4. Essay pages are opinion
  5. Mainspace pages are fact
  6. No tilting at windmills!
  7. I will not treat someone's work differently because of their "status"; this is a community project
  8. I will not revert anything added to a talk page, unless a user swears or edits another user's words
  9. The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a new result

Pet Peeves (In no particular order)

  1. Plagiarism is the use of another's words as one's own without giving proper credit. This is true even if you "paid for it" and have permission to use it
  2. Selected examples do not prove a trend. If you want to show that "most people do X" by example, you can never prove your point with examples
  3. Don't use "literally" if you mean "figuratively". Don't use "literally" if there's no figurative way to take what you say.
  4. Improper use of political lables. "Conservative" may, in most cases, be the opposite of "liberal", but there are numerous other ideologies which don't line up on a 1-dimentional scale!
  5. Improper use of numbers! (P(BC|Ab)>P(BC|P) does not imply that P(BC|Ab)>P(BC)!!)
  6. "Ironic" means that something happened opposite to what you expect to happen. A woman getting hit and killed by a sugar truck is sad. A diabetic woman getting hit and killed by a sugar truck is coincidence. A diabetic woman getting hit and killed by an insulin truck is ironic.
  7. Finding "please add more" on a wiki page. For one, lists rarely make a good article (and often contribute to pet peeve #2); additionally, all wikis are works in progress, so there's always an implied assumption to add more to an article.
  8. More to come

Useful Links

Subs: /chemredlinks, /Contest, /refs, /workspace, /chemeng, /templates, /irg