Difference between revisions of "User:CPalmer"

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Improving Conservapedia since 2008

My first project was to concentrate on improving the articles on the Divine Comedy and related topics. I'm more or less happy with these now, though further suggestions are welcome.

I've also written a reasonably informative entry on the fine sport of weightlifting.

And as if that wasn't enough, I've even been known to tidy up categories as well. The links that used to be on Interiot's user page are very helpful for this eccentric pastime - I've saved them here.

Any suggestions, comments and contributions are very welcome.

As of August 2011, I have blocking rights and also SkipCaptcha. If I can be of any assistance, do let me know. As of March 2012, I have night-editing rights, too!

Page I can never find

*Upload requests

My writings

I've written an essay on Jesus' relative emphasis on Heaven and Hell, based on Mark's Gospel. You can read it here.

Continuing the theme, I've also posted a mystery about the exact nature of Hell. All parties are invited to respond.

Backslapping below

I continue to enjoy interacting with the other users on Conservapedia. Accordingly, here is a list of ten of my current favourite Conservapedia editors:

Aschlafly - Welcomed me, and has sparked some fruitful discussions
Cipe - Eagle-eyed template help
WesleyS - Tireless, low-key editing
AugustO - A very polite and erudite fellow
DamianJohn - A maker of good suggestions
Jduck1979 - Could JDuck be Conservapedia's longest-running "basic rights" user?
KevinDavis - Some good work on the categories and vigilance elsewhere
GregG - Insightful additions to various pages
Low Key - Another long-running user who took the time to introduce himself
Benp - And another, although he now has well-deserved extra rights.

Please don't be put out if you're not on the list - if there is any unpleasantness I shall take it down straight away.

Bible references

One of the best things about this site is that Bible references automatically show the text when you put the mouse over them. Example: Ezra 10:22.

Temporarily unavailable, it would seem; but it is a good feature when it works.

Praise for CPalmer

"I hope we can create a Conservapedia:Writer of the Year award, just so we can give it to you." - Ed Poor, Nov 2008

"I am declaring you an honourary WikiGnome for all your efforts in doing the fiddly things no-one else seems to do." - KotomiT, Jan 2009

"Thanks for your [...] superb work. I've learned from your contributions." - Andy Schlafly, Aug 2009

Thanks for having done a part of my job - putting References of my article "Statins" in the right format. I am a newcomer and at that time I did not know how to do that. Muteswan

Favourite entries

Also

Please excuse British spelling on this page.

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-== Help<!-----> Conservapedia! Campaign ==
+<!--<big>'''Conservapedia's fourth longest-running 'basic rights' user!'''</big><ref>I joined in September 2008. If you've been editing here longer than me, and never had any additional rights (eg blocking, night editing), please let me know!</ref>-->
+<center><b align="center" style="width: 70%; background:#000;color:#eee;border: 4px gold solid; font-size: 50px;">Improving Conservapedia since 2008</b><br><br><br></center>
-Andy call the FBI, your website is being "helped". No wait - email Richard Lenski and make yourself look like a naïve idiot ! Two of your biggest humiliations!  And widely publicised on the net.
+My first project was to concentrate on improving the articles on the [[Divine Comedy]] and related topics. I'm more or less happy with these now, though further suggestions are welcome.
-An American anti-stupidity campaign is in gear and it will grind up conservapedians into a fine pulp!
+I've also written a reasonably informative entry on the fine sport of [[weightlifting]].
-Morals decline linked to belief in god!
+And as if that wasn't enough, I've even been known to tidy up categories as well. The links that used to be on [[User:Interiot|Interiot]]'s user page are very helpful for this eccentric pastime - I've saved them [[/Interiotlinks|here]].
-The newspaper USA Today reported that a study which included Americans and Canadians found that "Conservapedians distrusted as much as rapists"
+Any suggestions, comments and contributions are very welcome.
-American perception of conservapedians is one step above child molesters!
+As of August 2011, I have blocking rights and also SkipCaptcha. If I can be of any assistance, do let me know. As of March 2012, I have night-editing rights, too!
-Conservapedia – the world laughs at you!
+== Page I can never find ==
+<small>*[[Conservapedia:Image upload requests|Upload requests]]</small>
+== My writings ==
+I've written an essay on Jesus' relative emphasis on Heaven and Hell, based on Mark's Gospel. You can read it [[Essay:Jesus'_emphasis_on_Heaven_and_Hell|here]].
-Poor old Ken D*Myer (The intellectually challenged and cowardly user:conservative) and the well known moron Andy Schlafly are wetting their pants in fear! They know every new user is a potential ‘gensen’.
+Continuing the theme, I've also posted a [[Mystery:Where is Hell?|mystery]] about the exact nature of Hell. All parties are invited to respond.
-Ken – why don’t you ‘man up’ and actually debate an atheist intellectual instead of making up childish garbage.  Let’s face it ken, you know you would be completely destroyed by any moderately intelligent person and that’s why YOU LACK THE MACHISMO TO EVEN HAVE A TALK PAGE.
+== Backslapping below==
+I continue to enjoy interacting with the other users on Conservapedia. Accordingly, here is a list of ten of my current favourite Conservapedia editors:
+*[[User:Aschlafly|Aschlafly]] - Welcomed me, and has sparked some fruitful discussions
+*[[User:Cipe|Cipe]] - Eagle-eyed template help
+*[[User:WesleyS|WesleyS]] - Tireless, low-key editing
+*[[User:AugustO|AugustO]] - A very polite and erudite fellow
+*[[User:DamianJohn|DamianJohn]] - A maker of good suggestions
+*[[User:Jduck1979|Jduck1979]] - Could JDuck be Conservapedia's longest-running "basic rights" user?
+*[[User:KevinDavis|KevinDavis]] - Some good work on the categories and vigilance elsewhere
+*[[User:GregG|GregG]] - Insightful additions to various pages
+*[[User:LowKey|Low Key]] - Another long-running user who took the time to introduce himself
+*[[User:Benp|Benp]] - And another, although he now has well-deserved extra rights.
-Your Question evolution ‘campaign’ is one of the SADDEST ideas on the internet and will not make any difference what so ever!
+Please don't be put out if you're not on the list - if there is any unpleasantness I shall take it down straight away.
-But keep at it Ken and ‘FYI’ we love reading your ‘essays’.
+==Bible references==
+One of the best things about this site is that Bible references automatically show the text when you put the mouse over them. Example: Ezra 10:22.
-. 	First of all use a proxy site - proxy<!---->freeunblockamerica - is very good.  without spaces
+<small>Temporarily unavailable, it would seem; but it is a good feature when it works.</small>
-.	Make sure when you create an account, you use a sensible user name otherwise you'll be blocked straight away.
+== Praise for CPalmer ==
+"I hope we can create a Conservapedia:Writer of the Year award, just so we can give it to you." - [[User:Ed Poor|Ed Poor]], Nov 2008
-.	Post a comment on the mainpage talk page. Most visitors to this site come for amusement and check the talk page and the history first. Also check recent changes. If you want, end all posts with this name [x[User:Gensen|Gensen ]x] - It really freaks them out. (remove x's) Also taunt them that disable creation of new accounts is our main aim.
+"I am declaring you an honourary WikiGnome for all your efforts in doing the fiddly things no-one else seems to do." - [[User:JessicaT|KotomiT]], Jan 2009
-.	Attack user:  conservative - if he's online he'll probably respond. Make sure you refer to him as Ken (D*Myer) - it always annoys him and he'll write something like 'NO TRUE SCEPTIC KNOWS MY NAME'.
+"Thanks for your [...] superb work. I've learned from your contributions." - [[User:Aschlafly|Andy Schlafly]], Aug 2009
-.	Post comments on 'User:JamesWilson', 'User:Jpatt', 'User talk:Karajou ' and of course 'User talk:Aschlafly'. You might not get a direct response but there may be a comment on the recent changes page when you're blocked.
+Thanks for having done a part of my job - putting References of my article "Statins" in the right format. I am a newcomer and at that time I did not know how to do that. Muteswan
-.	Once blocked - create another account and use the reason for blocking or the last response as the headline for your next comment.
+== Favourite entries ==
-.	Have fun!!!   Andy's email address is aschlafly@aol
+*[[Physical appearance]]
+*[[Hearsay society]]
+*[[Gospel of Mark (Translated)]]
+*[[Essay:Best New Conservative Words|Best New Conservative Words]]
+*[[Conservapedia:Index|Conservapaedia:Index]]
+*[[Conservative parables]]
+*[[Emotional gambling]]
+*[[Faith]]
+*[[Essay:Passages Most Likely to Convert]]
+*[[Essay:Quantifying Openmindedness|Quantifying Openmindedness]]
+*[[Essay:Quantifying Mental Strength|Quantifying Mental Strength]]
-. 	Feel free to copy and paste these instructions! It totally freaks them out!
+==Also==
+Please excuse British spelling on this page.
-Happy holidays to all our fans! – and always check recent changes to see what we’ve been up to.
-[[User:Gensen|Gensen]]
-== Help<!-----> Conservapedia! Campaign ==
-Andy call the FBI, your website is being "helped". No wait - email Richard Lenski and make yourself look like a naïve idiot ! Two of your biggest humiliations!  And widely publicised on the net.
-An American anti-stupidity campaign is in gear and it will grind up conservapedians into a fine pulp!
-Morals decline linked to belief in god!
-The newspaper USA Today reported that a study which included Americans and Canadians found that "Conservapedians distrusted as much as rapists"
-American perception of conservapedians is one step above child molesters!
-Conservapedia – the world laughs at you!
-Poor old Ken D*Myer (The intellectually challenged and cowardly user:conservative) and the well known moron Andy Schlafly are wetting their pants in fear! They know every new user is a potential ‘gensen’.
-Ken – why don’t you ‘man up’ and actually debate an atheist intellectual instead of making up childish garbage.  Let’s face it ken, you know you would be completely destroyed by any moderately intelligent person and that’s why YOU LACK THE MACHISMO TO EVEN HAVE A TALK PAGE.
-Your Question evolution ‘campaign’ is one of the SADDEST ideas on the internet and will not make any difference what so ever!
-But keep at it Ken and ‘FYI’ we love reading your ‘essays’.
-. 	First of all use a proxy site - proxy<!---->freeunblockamerica - is very good.  without spaces
-.	Make sure when you create an account, you use a sensible user name otherwise you'll be blocked straight away.
-.	Post a comment on the mainpage talk page. Most visitors to this site come for amusement and check the talk page and the history first. Also check recent changes. If you want, end all posts with this name [x[User:Gensen|Gensen ]x] - It really freaks them out. (remove x's) Also taunt them that disable creation of new accounts is our main aim.
-.	Attack user:  conservative - if he's online he'll probably respond. Make sure you refer to him as Ken (D*Myer) - it always annoys him and he'll write something like 'NO TRUE SCEPTIC KNOWS MY NAME'.
-.	Post comments on 'User:JamesWilson', 'User:Jpatt', 'User talk:Karajou ' and of course 'User talk:Aschlafly'. You might not get a direct response but there may be a comment on the recent changes page when you're blocked.
-.	Once blocked - create another account and use the reason for blocking or the last response as the headline for your next comment.
-.	Have fun!!!   Andy's email address is aschlafly@aol
-. 	Feel free to copy and paste these instructions! It totally freaks them out!
-Happy holidays to all our fans! – and always check recent changes to see what we’ve been up to.
-[[User:Gensen|Gensen]]
-== Help<!-----> Conservapedia! Campaign ==
-Andy call the FBI, your website is being "helped". No wait - email Richard Lenski and make yourself look like a naïve idiot ! Two of your biggest humiliations!  And widely publicised on the net.
-An American anti-stupidity campaign is in gear and it will grind up conservapedians into a fine pulp!
-Morals decline linked to belief in god!
-The newspaper USA Today reported that a study which included Americans and Canadians found that "Conservapedians distrusted as much as rapists"
-American perception of conservapedians is one step above child molesters!
-Conservapedia – the world laughs at you!
-Poor old Ken D*Myer (The intellectually challenged and cowardly user:conservative) and the well known moron Andy Schlafly are wetting their pants in fear! They know every new user is a potential ‘gensen’.
-Ken – why don’t you ‘man up’ and actually debate an atheist intellectual instead of making up childish garbage.  Let’s face it ken, you know you would be completely destroyed by any moderately intelligent person and that’s why YOU LACK THE MACHISMO TO EVEN HAVE A TALK PAGE.
-Your Question evolution ‘campaign’ is one of the SADDEST ideas on the internet and will not make any difference what so ever!
-But keep at it Ken and ‘FYI’ we love reading your ‘essays’.
-. 	First of all use a proxy site - proxy<!---->freeunblockamerica - is very good.  without spaces
-.	Make sure when you create an account, you use a sensible user name otherwise you'll be blocked straight away.
-.	Post a comment on the mainpage talk page. Most visitors to this site come for amusement and check the talk page and the history first. Also check recent changes. If you want, end all posts with this name [x[User:Gensen|Gensen ]x] - It really freaks them out. (remove x's) Also taunt them that disable creation of new accounts is our main aim.
-.	Attack user:  conservative - if he's online he'll probably respond. Make sure you refer to him as Ken (D*Myer) - it always annoys him and he'll write something like 'NO TRUE SCEPTIC KNOWS MY NAME'.
-.	Post comments on 'User:JamesWilson', 'User:Jpatt', 'User talk:Karajou ' and of course 'User talk:Aschlafly'. You might not get a direct response but there may be a comment on the recent changes page when you're blocked.
-.	Once blocked - create another account and use the reason for blocking or the last response as the headline for your next comment.
-.	Have fun!!!   Andy's email address is aschlafly@aol
-. 	Feel free to copy and paste these instructions! It totally freaks them out!
-Happy holidays to all our fans! – and always check recent changes to see what we’ve been up to.
-[[User:Gensen|Gensen]]