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[[File:Creation scientists tend to win the creation vs. evolution debates.jpg|thumbnail|right|200px|'''<big>[[Essay: Creation scientists tend to win the creation vs. evolution debates|Creation scientists tend to win the creation vs. evolution debates]]</big>''' ]]
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[[File:PzMyers2.jpg|thumbnail|325px|right|Perhaps if the atheist [[PZ Myers]] drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture.
  
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Below are some [[satire|satires]] of [[evolution]]:
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<small>(photo obtained from [https://www.flickr.com/photos/reuvenim/4426093513/ Flickr], see [http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/deed.en  license agreement])</small> ]]
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Below are some [[satire]]s of [[evolution]]:
  
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*[[Essay: PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum|PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum]]
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*[[Essay: Professor PZ Myers fails his applied biology course|Professor PZ Myers fails his applied biology course]]
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*[[Essay: Darwin's Law|Darwin's Law]]
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*[[Essay: The transitional animal the flying kitty?|The transitional animal the flying kitty?]]
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*[[Essay: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?|Does evolutionist Richard Dawkins have machismo?]]
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*[[Essay: EvC Forum vs. the Grim Reaper|EvC Forum vs. the Grim Reaper]]
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*[[Essay: Atheist PZ Myers agrees with the Christian, creationist Shockofgod|Atheist PZ Myers agrees with the Christian, creationist Shockofgod]]
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*[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/02/evidently-world-has-no-great-need-of.html Jobless evolutionary biologists]
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*[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/06/fergus-mason-anytime-you-want-your-head.html Fergus Mason, anytime you want your head back, just debate VivaYehshua]
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*[http://questionevolution.blogspot.com/2013/02/the-rich-swiss-and-americans-are-slap.html The rich Swiss and Americans are a slap in the face to Darwinists. Yodele he who! God bless America!]
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*[[Essay: Evolutionist nerds, say goodbye to Mars exploration|Evolutionist nerds, say goodbye to Mars exploration]]
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*[[Essay: Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?|Western atheists sumo wrestling - survival of the fattest?]]
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*[[Essay: The Flying Spaghetti Monster is losing what little popularity it had|The Flying Spaghetti Monster is losing what little popularity it had]]
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*[http://www.answersingenesis.org/media/image/cartoons/after-eden/accurate-science Accurate science?]
 
*[[Essay: The overwhelming proof and evidence for evolution|The overwhelming proof and evidence for evolution]]
 
*[[Essay: The overwhelming proof and evidence for evolution|The overwhelming proof and evidence for evolution]]
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*[[Essay: The transitional animal the flying kitty|The transitional animal the flying kitty]]
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*[[Essay: You obviously don't understand how science works|You obviously don't understand how science works....]]
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*[http://www.answersingenesis.org/media/image/cartoons/after-eden/accurate-science Accurate science?]
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*[[Essay: As always, there is more work to be done|As always, there is more work to be done]]
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*[[Essay: You obviously don't understand how science works...|You obviously don't understand how science works...]]
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*[[Essay: The atheist and evolutionist helpline|The atheist and evolutionist helpline]]
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*[[Essay: The transitional animal the flying pig|The transitional animal the flying pig]]
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*[[Essay: Evolutionists, stop the mud slinging. You don't have enough mud|Evolutionists, stop the mud slinging. You don't have enough mud]]
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*[[Essay: The transitional species the flying dog|The transitional species the flying dog]]
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*[[Essay: Richard Dawkins' lack of appeal to the Asian women audience|Richard Dawkins' lack of appeal to the Asian women audience]]
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*[[Essay: Please don't eat evolutionary speculation junk food|Please don't eat evolutionary speculation junk food]]
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*[https://www.youtube.com/user/wazooloo Ian Juby YouTube channel]
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*[[Essay: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?|Does evolutionist Richard Dawkins have machismo?]]
 
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*[[Essay: Creation scientists tend to win the creation vs. evolution debates|Creation scientists tend to win the creation vs. evolution debates]]
 
 
*[[Essay: Atheists clinging to 19th century "science"|Atheists clinging to 19th century "science"]]
 
*[[Essay: Atheists clinging to 19th century "science"|Atheists clinging to 19th century "science"]]
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*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWBC0AnAAT0 Ray Comfort interviews young people concerning evolution]
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*[[What Evolutionists Think Is Random|What evolutionists claim is random]]
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*[[Essay: The latest findings for evolution which are particularly powerful ...|The latest findings for evolution which are particularly powerful ...]]
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*[[Essay: EvC Forum|EvC Forum]]
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*[[Essay: The transitional animal the flying pig?|The transitional animal the flying pig?]]
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*[http://tccsa.tc/archives/cartoons/janitor.html Evolutionist janitors]
 
*[[Essay: The Tower of Evobabble|The Tower of Evobabble]]
 
*[[Essay: The Tower of Evobabble|The Tower of Evobabble]]
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*[http://tccsa.tc/archives/cartoons/janitor.html Evolutionist janitors]
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*[https://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3493088579/in/pool-evolution-satire Evolutionary timeline]
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*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3493088579/in/pool-evolution-satire Evolutionary timeline]
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*[https://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3493920794/in/pool-evolution-satire Evolution]
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*[[Essay: The latest findings for evolution which are particularly powerful ...|The latest findings for evolution which are particularly powerful ...]]
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*[https://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3360230417/ Darwin-Hitler and evolutionary racism]
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*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3493920794/in/pool-evolution-satire Evolution]
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*[https://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3493889728/in/photostream/ The Darwin-Stalin connection]
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*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3360230417/ Darwin-Hitler and evolutionary racism]
 
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*[http://www.flickr.com/photos/evolution_atheism/3493889728/in/photostream/ The Darwin-Stalin connection]
 
 
*[http://tccsa.tc/archives/cartoons/teach.html Teaching evolution]
 
*[http://tccsa.tc/archives/cartoons/teach.html Teaching evolution]
 
*[http://www.answersingenesis.org/media/image/cartoons/after-eden/monkey-science Monkey science]
 
*[http://www.answersingenesis.org/media/image/cartoons/after-eden/monkey-science Monkey science]
 
*[http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3UXl0oMYPLs/SXZHIRt_oKI/AAAAAAAAAFw/j6kmhIdEQTI/s1600-h/ATHEIST+LOGIC.jpg Satire of atheist Daniel Dennet]
 
*[http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3UXl0oMYPLs/SXZHIRt_oKI/AAAAAAAAAFw/j6kmhIdEQTI/s1600-h/ATHEIST+LOGIC.jpg Satire of atheist Daniel Dennet]
  
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== Britain, the birthplace of Darwinism, has been called "the fat man of Europe" ==
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''See also:'' [[United Kingdom and obesity]] and [[Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese]]
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Britain is the birthplace of [[Darwinism]]. 
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Professor Terence Stephenson in [http://www.aomrc.org.uk/general-news/doctors-unite-to-deliver-prescription-for-uk-obesity-epidemic.html Measuring Up], a report on the nation's obesity crisis by the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges (AoMRC) called Britain "the fat man of Europe".<ref>[http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/loseweight/Pages/statistics-and-causes-of-the-obesity-epidemic-in-the-UK.aspx Britain: 'the fat man of Europe']</ref>  In May 2014, the British paper ''The Mirror'' reported that according to the British medical journal ''Lancet'', British girls are the most overweight girls in Western Europe.<ref>[https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/british-girls-fattest-western-europe-3620185 British girls are FATTEST in western Europe claims alarming new research by The Lancet], ''Mirror'', Ben Burrows, May 29, 2014 10:52</ref>  In Britain, 29.2% of girls under the age of 20 are classed as excessively heavy with just over 8% meeting the clinical definition of obesity.<ref>[https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/british-girls-fattest-western-europe-3620185 British girls are FATTEST in western Europe claims alarming new research by The Lancet], ''Mirror'', Ben Burrows, May 29, 2014 10:52</ref>
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==[[Essay: The transitional animal the flying kitty?|Postscript: The transitional animal the flying kitty?]] ==
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[[File:The transitional life form flying kitty.gif]]
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''For more information please see:'' [[Essay: The transitional animal the flying kitty?|The transitional animal the flying kitty?]]
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Please notice the much debated "tail rudder system" for the [[Essay: The transitional animal the flying kitty?|flying kitty]] which evolutionary "scientists" claim [[evolution|evolved]] over time, but which [[creation science|creation scientists]] assert were obviously the work of [[intelligent design]].  Flying kitties are believed by [[evolution]]ists to be closely related to the [[Essay: The transitional animal the flying pig?|flying pig species]], but creation scientists counter that evolutionists [[Essay: The overwhelming proof and evidence for evolution|have yet to offer any proof and evidence for this claim]].  For details on how evolutionary "scientists" arrive at their findings please see: [[Essay: You obviously don't understand how science works|You obviously don't understand how science works...]]
 
== See also ==
 
== See also ==
 
*[[Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution]] (large collection of comedy/satire concerning [[atheism]] and [[evolution]])  
 
*[[Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution]] (large collection of comedy/satire concerning [[atheism]] and [[evolution]])  
 
*[[Evolution]]
 
*[[Evolution]]
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*[[Creation scientists tend to win the creation vs. evolution debates]]
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*[[Atheism]]
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*[[Creation vs. evolution debates]]
 
*[[Poe's law]]
 
*[[Poe's law]]
  
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==[[Essay: The transitional animal the flying kitty|Postscript: The transitional animal the flying kitty]] ==
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==References==
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[[File:The transitional life form flying kitty.gif]]
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Please notice the telltale adaptive tail-like rudder system which has [[evolution|evolved]] over time for the [[Essay: The transitional animal flying kitty|flying kitty species]].
 
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Latest revision as of 13:59, December 9, 2021

Perhaps if the atheist PZ Myers drank more Slimfast and less beer, he would have had a trimmer figure in this picture. (photo obtained from Flickr, see license agreement)

Below are some satires of evolution:

Britain, the birthplace of Darwinism, has been called "the fat man of Europe"

See also: United Kingdom and obesity and Evolutionists who have had problems with being overweight and/or obese

Britain is the birthplace of Darwinism.

Professor Terence Stephenson in Measuring Up, a report on the nation's obesity crisis by the Academy of Medical Royal Colleges (AoMRC) called Britain "the fat man of Europe".[1] In May 2014, the British paper The Mirror reported that according to the British medical journal Lancet, British girls are the most overweight girls in Western Europe.[2] In Britain, 29.2% of girls under the age of 20 are classed as excessively heavy with just over 8% meeting the clinical definition of obesity.[3]

Postscript: The transitional animal the flying kitty?

The transitional life form flying kitty.gif

For more information please see: The transitional animal the flying kitty?

Please notice the much debated "tail rudder system" for the flying kitty which evolutionary "scientists" claim evolved over time, but which creation scientists assert were obviously the work of intelligent design. Flying kitties are believed by evolutionists to be closely related to the flying pig species, but creation scientists counter that evolutionists have yet to offer any proof and evidence for this claim. For details on how evolutionary "scientists" arrive at their findings please see: You obviously don't understand how science works...

See also

References