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If God-fearing [[conservative]]s are going to be called "[[Neo-Con]]s" by the [[liberal media]], then it is only [[fair]] to respond this way: If liberals are not "Neo-Cons", they must be "Neo-[[Cain]]s" --- sons and daughters of Cain, that first [[crime|criminal]]. | If God-fearing [[conservative]]s are going to be called "[[Neo-Con]]s" by the [[liberal media]], then it is only [[fair]] to respond this way: If liberals are not "Neo-Cons", they must be "Neo-[[Cain]]s" --- sons and daughters of Cain, that first [[crime|criminal]]. | ||
Liberal Neo-Cains believe: | Liberal Neo-Cains believe: | ||
| − | *It's okay to [[kill]], as long as it's "only human" life you take. (Liberals support [[abortion]]. Cain | + | *It's okay to [[kill]], as long as it's "only human" life you take. (Liberals support [[abortion]]. Cain was a [[vegetarian]].) |
*It's okay to [[steal]]. (Liberals steal your money. Cain stole Abel's sacrifice.) | *It's okay to [[steal]]. (Liberals steal your money. Cain stole Abel's sacrifice.) | ||
*It's okay to [[lie]], as long as you do it to hurt [[Republican]]s. (Cain lied to [[God]] about his brother. Liberals [[liberal deceit|deceive]] all the time.) | *It's okay to [[lie]], as long as you do it to hurt [[Republican]]s. (Cain lied to [[God]] about his brother. Liberals [[liberal deceit|deceive]] all the time.) | ||
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If God-fearing conservatives are going to be called "Neo-Cons" by the liberal media, then it is only fair to respond this way: If liberals are not "Neo-Cons", they must be "Neo-Cains" --- sons and daughters of Cain, that first criminal.
Liberal Neo-Cains believe:
- It's okay to kill, as long as it's "only human" life you take. (Liberals support abortion. Cain was a vegetarian.)
- It's okay to steal. (Liberals steal your money. Cain stole Abel's sacrifice.)
- It's okay to lie, as long as you do it to hurt Republicans. (Cain lied to God about his brother. Liberals deceive all the time.)