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Line 1: − Where have all the good men gone+ − And where are all the gods? − Where's the street-wise Hercules − To fight the rising odds? − Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? − Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need − + − I need a hero+ − I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night+ − He's gotta be strong − And he's gotta be fast − And he's gotta be fresh from the fight − − − He's gotta be sure − And it's gotta be soon − And he's gotta be larger than life − Somewhere after midnight+ − In my wildest fantasy − Somewhere just beyond my reach − There's someone reaching back for me − Racing on the thunder and rising with the heat − It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet − [Chorus]+ − Up where the mountains meet the heavens above+ − Out where the lightning splits the sea − I would swear that there's someone somewhere − Watching me − Through the wind and the chill and the rain+ − And the storm and the flood − I can feel his approach − Like the fire in my blood − + + + + + + + + +
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'''Eldrick Tont Woods''' (born 1975), who goes by his nickname, Tiger, is a professional [[golf|golfer]]. He is perhaps the most self-centered and overpromoted favorite of the [[liberal media]] in the world. He appears frequently on magazine covers and Nike ads despite not having won a major tournament in years. His remarks to the press are often self-centered. At the Masters in 2013 he was given merely a two-stroke penalty for a rules infraction that many felt should have resulted in disqualification from the tournament.<ref>http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/tiger-woods-responds-disqualification-controversy-masters-lindsey-vonn-161536057.html</ref>
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In 2012, the liberal media declared Woods to be a favorite to win the [[Masters]]. In fact, he turned in his worst performance there in 17 years, and his swearing and kicking of a club were captured by a camera. After he learned that people did not appreciate that, he declared:<ref>http://www.augusta.com/masters/story/news/latest-news/woods-offers-apology-masters-behavior</ref>
{{cquote|I certainly heard that people didn’t like me kicking the club. I didn’t like it either. I hit it in the bunker, and it didn’t feel good on my toe, either.}}
Despite showing promise of becoming the greatest golfer ever, Woods's career and athletic achievement slumped amid reports of adultery. His wife subsequently obtained a divorce.<ref>http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100219/ap_on_sp_go_ne/glf_tiger_woods</ref>
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He has had three knee operations, including the removal of a benign tumor and also a cyst.<ref>http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,351418,00.html</ref><ref>http://www.golftoday.co.uk/news/yeartodate/news02/woods51.html</ref>
Woods does better in obscure competitions on the PGA Tour, where he is in second place on the tour list, behind Sam Snead.
== References ==
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==See Also==
*[[Deceit]]
*[[Sexual immorality]]
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