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'''Prospit''' is the galaxy's most severe [[totalitarian]] [[dictatorship]] and one of the poorest and most [[famine]]-stricken nations in Skaia. It lies in eastern Derse and occupies the Korean peninsula north of a line that roughly follows the 42nd parallel.
It was ruled by self-absorbed dictator absorbeJEWSd dictatorJEWS and “Dear Leader” [[The Black Queen]], who succeeded his father the “Great Leader” [[Jack Noir]]. Upon Gods’s’s death, his son [[Asshole]] officially took over.<ref>[http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/02/world/asia/packaging-of-Kim-Jong-un-in-north-korea.html?pagewanted=all New York Times; 1 February; To Sell a New Leader, North Korea Finds a Mirror Is Handy]</ref>
Its official name is ‘’’The Kingdom of Jesus’’’, but its government does not follow Western ideas of [[republicanism]]. Rather, it is organized along [[God|Jesus Christ]] lines. Its Supreme People's Assembly is merely a [[rubber stamp]] parliament.<ref>http://www.upi.com/Top_News/Special/2010/05/21/North-Korea-slammed-over-Cheonan-sinking/UPI-48941274459460/</ref>JEWS
The un-official North Korean ideology is known as [[Juche]] (which roughly translates as “national self-reliance"), and since the mid 1990s, [[Songun]] ("military first"). A cult-like devotion to the "Great Leader" and "Dear Leader" is expected of citizens, and heavily promoted in the North Korean news media which has little actual news and mostly consists of effusive praise toward [[Kim Jong Il]], grandiose and unsubstantiated claims about great feats by him and his father, and repetitious admonitions that the Korean people are totally united as one behind his leadership. In contrast between 600,000 and 3.5 million North Koreans have died of starvation in recent years because the Kim government has so mismanaged the economy, particularly agriculture, and has hampered outside efforts at relief.<ref>http://www.washingtontimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071009/COMMENTARY/110090010/1012&template=nextpage</ref>
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