Liberal tricks

Here are some common liberal tricks that many people fall for:

1. Try to draw a conservative in to saying or doing something which can then be dishonestly twisted to cast him in a bad light.
2. So as not to show his true beliefs of supporting evil infanticide and taxpayer-funded abortion, Barack Obama insists he is pro-choice, but not pro-abortion.
3. Inserting a liberal assumption into a question, as illustrated by the classic "When did you stop beating your wife?!"
4. Distracting and disrupting reasoned discussion, as in stating irrelevant claims, inconsequential tales of personal experience, or false outrage.
5. Making arguments that have superficial appeal to the dimwitted, but are actually nonsensical and probably not believed by the liberal himself
6. Pretending that liberals do not have a political point of view, but are just being reasonable.
7. Exaggerating praise for fellow liberals.
8. Pretending that atheism equals intelligence.
9. In court decisions, holding in favor of the conservative side by using liberal reasons that will be cited for liberal outcomes in future cases
10. Liberals befriending you so that you become liberal. (Conversely, why don't they become conservative?)
11. Citing "live and let live!" except when it comes to praying aloud in school, keeping the money you earn, building on your own property, and every other liberal issue.
12. Citing "it doesn't hurt to try!" (In reference to drugs, alcohol, and other immoral behaviors such as premarital sex, worshiping other gods/many gods/no gods, homosexuality, or abortion).
13. Claiming that because everyone else supposedly believes in something, therefore it must be right.
14. Claiming that your parents aren't cool; that Hollywood values are cool; that professor values are brilliant; and that you must blindly follow your government.
15. There is a shortage of everything we want.
16. Prayer is for dummies, or is antiquated.
17. Kids are getting smarter than old folks.
18. Smearing your adversary with a highly offensive accusation or insinuation.
19. Calling someone a racist if he criticizes a liberal that happens to have a different skin color.
20. Demonizing conservatives and pretending they don't care about regular people.
21. If you don't like it (something offensive on television), don't watch it (but they don't seem to go for if you don't like whales being killed, don't watch them being killed).
22. Believing the poor are blameless because they have nothing and the rich are to blame because they have everything.
23. Accusing conservatives of libel, but forgetting that truth is the perfect defense against libel.
24. In discounting other point of views, liberals use comparisons of other known "wrong actions" to justify their supposed correct stance.
25. Inserting false information, usually lewd into a respected work or group of works.
26. Defending the assuration that democrats.com is not affiliated with the Democratic party. (We are told as an independent website, Democrats do not control the views of democrats.com.)
27. Claiming expertise beyond one's area of expertise, as in a "Dr." or professor implying that he is an expert in an area beyond his specialty
28. Pretending an honorary degree does not give someone the right to be called "Doctor".
29. Pretending affirmative action is the best way to fill positions, including President of the U.S.
30. Fearing the wrath of voters this election cycle, Democrats have decided not to block offshore drilling bans renewed each October. After the election, Americans get sucker-punched because restoring the ban on new offshore oil drilling leases “will be a top priority for discussion next year.”
31. Saying "If you believe that abortion is murder, don't have one!" as if abortion isn't undisputably the murder of a human being.
32. Supporting classlessness while pretending to care about the preservation of world culture.
33. Finding a diverse individual to be appealing or “cool” until they learn that the individual does not conform to their liberal agenda.
34. Claiming open-mindedness as a disguise for immorality. Such is a typical liberal claim regarding drug/alcohol abuse, promiscuity, etc.
35. Defending the lives of heinous criminals (by opposing capital punishment) while encouraging murder of unborn children (by supporting infanticide, known today as abortion).
36. The liberals dominate the media, aka Jon Stewart and the Colbert Report, and kids think it is cool to be like their evil liberal "idols" (this also is being tag-teamed with liberal trick 12 and worshipping other idols)

(please add to the list)

Example

Here is an example of an actual attempt at liberal tricks that was posted on this very page:

This article, and many others on a similar line, are a sad demonstration of incipient mental illness. Andrew Schlafly appears to be an educated man - after all, he edited a legal journal which was later edited by Barack Obama (I assume that Andy's tenure wasn't a result of affirmative action in favour of the narrow minded and the bigoted) - yet his denunciations of 'liberalism' get ever wilder and more paranoid as his definition of that beknighted state become ever more encompassing.

The above example (by a non-American) attempts to smear a conservative by implying that he has a mental illness, reflecting liberal trick #17 above. To someone unfamiliar with liberal tricks, this can be upsetting and intimidating. But once one realizes that this is a basic trick from the liberal playbook, its silliness and ineffectiveness becomes obvious. The liberal's foolish tactic is then revealed for what it really is.