Essay: Rhythmic Muslims vs. atheist wet blankets

Surveys throughout the world and other data indicate that women are less inclined to be atheists. See: Atheism and women

And much to the dismay of white, male, atheist nerds, not a single atheistic culture is well known for its rhythmic music and belly dancing.

Islam has produced some of the most repressive cultures in history. But even Islamic cultures can produce fun/rhythmic music as can be seen HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE.

The atheists in the Western World haven't really produced much, if any, fun/rhythmic songs (See: Atheist music). That is because Western atheism is dominated by atheist nerds. In addition, many atheists are depressed due to their bleak worldview (see: Atheism and suicide and Atheism and depression and Atheism, agnosticism and pessimism). Furthermore, atheists lean to the left politically (see: Atheism and politics) and secular leftists are frequently humorless killjoys (see: Atheism and humor).

Face it atheists: Male, atheist nerds in the West are wet blankets. And overweight, feminist, lesbian atheists are lousy belly dancers!!!! See: Lesbianism and obesity and Atheism and obesity and Atheist feminism.

Most countries in the Middle East have Muslim majorities in terms of their populations. Middle Eastern food taste better than much of bland food in irreligious cultures (See: Atheism, food science and bland food). Why do so many atheist cultures have bland food? Is it because many atheists are bland?

Claude Lewis wrote in The Philadelphia Inquirer about the food is the former Soviet Union which had militant state atheism: "Many people in the Soviet Union have grown tired of institutionalized food in state-run cafeterias found at state-run cafeterias such as Stolovaya No. 22 and Stolovaya No. 23 where the menus seldom change and often lack variety. Most food in the Soviet Union is unimaginative, tasteless and bland."

Question: Of the two options below, which sounds better?

Option 1: Going to Middle Eastern restaurant and eating a shish kabob, rice, falafel, hummus, pita bread and a flavorful salad while watching a slim and graceful belly dancer.

Option 2: Going to a franchise which specializes in recreating the following: Eating bland food in a state run cafeteria in the former Soviet Union. There are no belly dancers in atheist, state run, communist cafeterias.

Christians, atheism and flavorful food

Flavorful food Christians are known for: Eggnog, Christmas cookies and glazed, Easter hams.

Flavorful food commonly associated with atheism: Nothing. Absolutely nothing!

Rhythmic, British Muslims vs. British, atheist, wet blankets at British pubs that close early and have expensive, bland food and drink

See also: Rhythmic, British Muslims vs. British, atheist, wet blankets at British pubs that close early and have expensive, bland food and drink

A thatched pub, the Williams Arms at Wrafton, near Braunton, North Devon, England.

On August 30, 2022, The Guardian reported concerning British pubs: "Thousands of pubs face closure without urgent government support to soften the blow from soaring energy bills, the beer industry has said, putting jobs at risk in a sector still battling to recover from the Covid pandemic."

First, the pestilence of Covid-19 rained down on British pubs and now this! Oh, godless British drunkards, feel the sting!

For more information, please see: God is smiting Britain. The godless land of fat, heavy drinkers!

For more information, please see: Rhythmic, British Muslims vs. British, atheist, wet blankets at British pubs that close early and have expensive, bland food and drink

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Beth Ditto is a singer who is a lesbian and an atheist. She rarely, if ever, engages in belly dancing during her performances.

A slim belly dancer. Given her slimness and pleasant demeanor, it is highly unlikely that she is an atheist.

See: Atheism and obesity and Atheism and social skills

Atheists have a higher suicide rate than theists. See: Atheism and suicide

Atheism isn't well known for producing fun, rhythmic songs.

Survey data and website tracking data of prominent atheists' websites indicate that in the Western World, atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women.

The atheist PZ Myers, who is featured in the picture above giving a presentation, recently commented that atheists' meetings tend to be significantly more attended by males. With the above in mind, does this video feature an atheist man with a robust mustache at an atheists' meeting? It certainly does not appear to! Click HERE to see the video and decide for yourself!

Bonus question: Including PZ Myers, how many atheist nerds are in the picture above?

Second bonus question: The Jews have fun Jewish wedding dances. How many atheist dances have you danced at atheist weddings?

The reason why atheist Ron Reagan Jr. loves to engage in ballet dancing so much is because like all atheist men he lacks machismo (Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?).

Quotes

See also: Atheism quotes

"I'm the wet blanket atheist...". - Atheist Siobhan O'Leary

"I don’t want to be a wet blanket...". - Atheist professor at Purdue University

"It's that time of year again. 'T'is the season to be jolly -- or, if you're an atheist activist, to throw a wet blanket over the holidays." - Robert Small, Self-Righteous Atheists Are Misguided Killjoys, American Thinker See: Atheism and Christmas and Santa syndrome

Muslim migration to the West. Always look at the bright side of things!

See also: Covid-19 vaccine mandates and Muslim immigration. Always look at the bright side of things! and Atheism vs. Islam

Being a positive and optimistic person, I always look for the good in situations. The darkest clouds can have a silver lining!

Although I am not happy about Muslim immigration to the West, Muslim immigration to fairly nonreligious/irreligious countries provides 3 benefits:

1) Desecularization of nonreligious/irreligious countries. See also: Growth of evangelical Christianity in irreligious regions and Future of Christianity

2) More creationists in nonreligious/irreligious countries. See also: Global creationism

3) More right-wing supporters due to people being unhappy with Muslim immigration and its often attendant rise in Islamic terrorism.

Professor Eric Kaufmann says about a graph showing the correlation between the projected growth of the Muslim propulation and the rise of right-wing nationalism in a country:

"Figure 1 shows an important relationship between projected Muslim population share in 2030 and support for the populist right across 16 countries in Western Europe. Having worked with IIASA World Population Program researchers who generated cohort-component projections of Europe’s Muslim population for Pew in 2011, I am confident their projections are the most accurate and rigorous available. I put this together with election and polling data for the main West European populist right parties using the highest vote share or polling result I could find. Note the striking 78 percent correlation (R2 of .61) between projected Muslim share in 2030, a measure of both the level and rate of change of the Muslim population, and the best national result each country’s populist right has attained."[1]

Chuck Norris

4) More Mediterranean food grocers from the Middle East offering healthy food.

The Christian Chuck Norris wrote in his article entitled Chuck Norris asks, 'What would Jesus eat?':

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In his excellent book “What Would Jesus Eat?” Dr. Don Colbert does a great job of explaining what the Master would have eaten and drank during his day. Colbert told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette: “I thought I’d go back to the training manual – the Bible – and see what Jesus ate. Lo and behold, Jesus ate the healthiest diet ever developed, the Mediterranean diet.”

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See also: The Bible and health

5) More belly dancers in the West dancing to rhythmic music.

6) Fewer/zero gay pride parades in Dearborn, Michigan. Per capita, Dearborn has the highest percentage of Muslims. Many Arab-Americans from conservative backgrounds struggle with coming out publicly as a homosexual or promoting homosexuality. In Dearborn, Michigan the population is 40% Arab and includes many first generation Americans. See also: Atheism vs. Islam

The Bible's prohibition against homosexuality predated knowledge about the many diseases and disorders associated with homosexuality, and thus showed scientific wisdom prescient for its time. See: Homosexuality and health and Bible scientific foreknowledge

A variety of colorectal disorders have been recognized among male homosexuals.

A wide variety of intestinal parasites have been recovered from the stools of homosexuals.

See: Homosexuality and parasites and Gay bowel syndrome

A quick reminder

Always look at the bright side of things! By doing this, you can often bloom where you are planted!

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Atheism and musical–rhythmic intelligence and artistic intelligence

• Atheism and musical–rhythmic intelligence and artistic intelligence

See also

• Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution
• Penn Jillette's walrus slide vs. thin Indian Christian lady dancers
• 10 telltale signs you are an atheist nerd
• Atheism vs. Islam
• Atheist music
• Atheism and dance
• Atheism and disco music
• Atheism and culture