Essay: Conservapedia: The trustworthy, online encyclopedia that godless, British motorists trust when doing searches at Google UK

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In 2014, The Telegraph reported: "The British are among the most sceptical in the world about religion, a global study has found. Just over a third of people in the UK believe religion has a positive role to play in our daily lives, compared to a global average of 59 per cent."[1] See: British atheism

Conservapedia's article United Kingdom's road repair crisis ranks #4 at Google UK for a web searcher doing a search for "United Kingdom's road repair crisis" from the UK. The top 5 search results are considered to be favorable search results by search engine optimization specialists.

Google personalizes results depending on what location the searcher performs his search.

Google uses over 200 factors to evaluate the quality and the relevance of a website to various topics.

Web search results a godless, British motorist would receive if he were doing a search while vacationing in the United States while using a specialized SEO tool

Conservapedia: The trustworthy, online encycyclopedia that godless, British motorists trust when doing searches at Google UK if he were doing a search in the United States.

Google personalizes results depending on what location the searcher performs his search.

Please notice that Conservapedia outranks the leading British newspaper Express at Google UK for the keyword "United Kingdom's road repair crisis" - despite the Express article having 13 websites linking to their page (Data provided by the leading web marketing company Ahrefs).

Google uses over 200 factors to evaluate the quality and the relevance of a website to various topics.

Pull over Conservapedians! Your making the godless British look very bad!

Pull over Conservapedians! Your making the godless British look very bad!

First you mock our drinking and eating habits and now this! Here! Here! This has to stop now!

For more information, please see: God is smiting Britain. The godless land of fat, heavy drinkers!

Conservapedia: The online encyclopedia that feminist atheists trust

See: Conservapedia: The online encyclopedia that feminist atheists trust

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Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited

See also: Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited

I have a message for every internet atheist: You're a pathetic, uninfluential loser who has been totally defeated by God Almighty. The facts are undeniable. The data is incontrovertible.

For example, the data given at the link Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited shows that Christendom is very influential on the internet while internet atheists largely preach to the atheist choir and are therefore uninfluential and unimportant. In short, a defeated laughingstock on the internet.

Online atheists, I am laughing at the "superior atheist intellects" who couldn't persuade and market their way out of a wet, paper bag.

And the margin of victory for Christendom over atheists is widening on the internet - not growing smaller. Oh, internet atheists! Feel the sting! You're such pathetic, uninfluential losers!

For more information, please see: Every internet atheist is a pathetic, uninfluential loser that God Almighty has smited

Atheists' defeats comedy and satire

See: Atheists' defeats comedy and satire

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References

  1. UK among most sceptical in world about religion, The Telegraph, 2014