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Conservatives generally support religion, particularly [[Christianity]] in the United States, [[capitalism]] and the free market, and the right to bear arms. Conservatives typically believe that the only couples that can bear children are those of a man and a woman, and that thus the union between them is sacred.<ref>Walsh, Matt. "Yes, Gay Marriage Hurts Me Personally." Warning: contains harsh expletives in quoting an attack by a liberal. http://www.theblaze.com/contributions/yes-gay-marriage-hurts-me-personally/.</ref> To conservatives, who believe true science*, gender in humans is determined by the presence or lack of a Y-chromosome.<ref>"MasteringBiology." ''Pearson''.</ref><ref>"Genetics 101: All About DNA." http://www.pbs.org/weta/finding-your-roots/blog/genetics-101-all-about-dna/</ref> They also support chunky peanut butter  Conjecturally, those who identify as conservative...*do not appreciate slapstick humor.*upon seeing an inspirational video about a girl who raised a billion dollars for her 8-year-old brother by threatening to play annoying songs loudly and extorting money from neighbors ... do not become inspired, rather angry or grateful not to live in that girl's neighborhood.*suspect that "imaginary" numbers are so named because they have truth are a figment of mathematicians' imaginations, and machismothat such numbers do not apply to math.<ref>Conservative*think that anarchy is not about sharing, it's about stealing.*enjoy smooth jazz, bossa nova, and orchestral music.*retain integrity when no one is watching.*do not allow their children to watch programs of which they do not approve, but allow their children to go out into woods and plains.*support agriculture jobs.*find setting up dominoes and knocking them down to be more entertaining than popular television.*wonder how ''Fifty Shades Darker'' got its name when the actors have no visible skin coloration. They also wonder why the ''[[Essay: Richard Dawkins and peanut butter]]Twilight''producers didn't save money and shoot the film in black-and-white, since there was hardly any color to show.*prefer children who act stunningly innocent rather than like precocious miniature adults.*are suspicious of the value of new technology, such as the safety of a self-driving car (Can they be remotely hacked?). They may doubt the significance of each new incarnation of the iPhone.*enjoy solitude and do not need to speak constantly.</ref>