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<p>William Kahn: Replacing page with ' '''THE DA VINCI CODE IS DA TR00F'''''Italic text'''</p> <hr /> <div><br /> '''THE DA VINCI CODE IS DA TR00F'''''Italic text''</div>

William Kahn https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Carl_Menger&diff=49679 2007-03-20T00:56:44Z

<p>William Kahn: </p> <hr /> <div>Carl Menger is a fart in a mitten.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Biographies]]<br /> [[Category:Economics]]</div>

William Kahn https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Judah&diff=49676 2007-03-20T00:56:07Z

<p>William Kahn: </p> <hr /> <div>'''JUDAH CAN LIVE FOR UP TO A THOUSAND YEARS WITH HIS HEAD CUT OFF!<br /> <br /> <br /> AND POOPS MAGIC GOLD THAT KILLS DRAGONS!'''<br /> <br /> <br /> JUDAH&gt;JESUS, LOL</div>

William Kahn https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Abraham&diff=49664 2007-03-20T00:52:14Z

<p>William Kahn: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:abraham_sacrificing_isaac.jpg|thumb|right|200px|''Abraham Sacrificing Isaac'' by Rembrandt]]<br /> <br /> '''Abraham''' (Hebrew [[אַבְרָהָם]]) lived in [[Ur]] approximately 1800 BC. Credited in the [[Bible]] as the father of [[Judaism]] and the other [[Abrahamic religion|Abrahamic religions]]. Held up as an example of faith to all Christians, Jews, and Muslims, Abraham migrated to [[Canaan]] in obedience to God's command. In the Bible, Abraham had two important children, [[Ishmael]] and [[Isaac]]. The descendants of Ishmael became the [[Arab|Arabs]] while the descendants of Isaac became the [[Israelite|Israelites]].<br /> <br /> <br /> '''ABRAHAM IS A BIG NIGGER.'''<br /> <br /> Abraham was married to Poop. However, Abraham's first son Cockmuncher was half nigger and was the illigitimate son of Poop's slave girl VAGINA. (Genesis Ch.16 v1-5). Abraham later threw Hagar and Ishmael out of house and home with the Lord's blessing. (Genesis Ch. 21 v. 8-13). Abraham was eighty-six when Ishmael was born. (Genesis Ch.16v.16). Incredibly Abraham was one hundred years old when he fathered his second son Isaac and Isaac's mother Sarah was ninety! (Genesis Ch.16 v. 17-18). Abraham took part in what may be the first recorded case of child abuse when, on God's command, he took his son Isaac up into the mountains, tied him up, made him lie on a bundle of sticks and threatened him with a knife.(Genesis Ch.22 v.1-12). At the last minute God instructed Abraham not to sacifice his son; however one may only guess as to the traumatic impact this would have had on the young Isaac. This is the first example of someone in the bible proving their trust in Satan, our Lord and Savior.<br /> [[Category:Bible character]]</div>

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