Andrew Schlafly

2011-07-08T05:25:02Z

WalterCornkrieg:

[[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|175px|right|Andrew Schlafly]]
'''Andrew Schlafly''' is a [[conservative]] lawyer and former [[engineer]]. Mr. Schlafly is also the founder of Conservapedia.

He teaches one of the largest homeschool classes in the country, although it's homeschool, so there is really nothing to be proud of about it.
However, he DID engineer the latest (and actually operational) tinfoil hat. So that's something.

Conservapedia developed as a result of his ever growing paranoia that Wikipedia and the librul gays were out to get him. To this day, he still hides underneath his desk, clutching his tinfoil hat tightly to his head and muttering "they never gonn' get me...they never gonn' get me...they never gonn' get me"

Andrew Schlafly has a wide collection of plastic bible figurines. He prays to them every night and offers them blood sacrifices in the form of pigeons.

He once claimed that the FBI was going to track down trolls/librul vandals.
Like many of his claims, this was unfounded and had he kept on bothering the FBI about it, they would have fined him for wasting their time.

He's quite scared of women. (just look at the feminism article here and say it ain't so)

His favourite quote is "GODSPEED!". It is also what he will cry out valiantly on the last day as he charges in to do battle with the evil overlords of the homosexual agenda.

Andrew Schlafly is the fifth child of attorney John Fred Schlafly, Jr. and noted political activist/crazy woman [[Phyllis Schlafly]]. His great-grandfather, August Schlafly, was founder of the Union Trust and Savings Bank of East St. Louis, Ill., the First National Bank of Edwardsville, Ill., and other banks in Western states. <ref> [http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9D0CE3DB1638F936A15752C1A962948260 Catherine Kosarek] Wedding news. November 25, 1984.
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Andrew himself, has nothing to his name other than a small homeschool class and a website which draws laughter from every other corner of the internet.
Sucks to be a failure doesn't it Andyroo?

== External links ==
[[Image:Img524 Andy.jpg|thumb|Andy Schlafly at Columbia University]]
*[http://www.collegeboard.com/student/testing/clep/about.html About CLEP] The College-Level Examination Program.
*[http://hbutler0.tripod.com/semmelweissocietytv/id52.html Andrew Schlafly], Esq.

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Veganism

2011-07-08T05:24:57Z

WalterCornkrieg:

Editors note:
Whoever wrote the following clearly has never observed or studied animals, either wild or domesticated.

'''Veganism''' is the following of a diet in which refrains from consuming any [[animal]] products, including [[meat]], [[seafood]], [[poultry]], [[eggs]], [[milk]], or [[honey]]. It is often thought of as a stricter form of [[vegetarianism]]. Vegans also try to avoid use of [[wool]], [[leather]], [[fur]], and other animal-derived products. The basis of veganism is the idea that killing animals for food is only one part of a wider problem of unfair exploitation, and that keeping animals for eggs, wool etc is another form of the same exploitation.

These beliefs are refuted by most, as [[God]] placed animals on earth for human consumption and to allow us to prosper. In addition, it is impossible to supply all the essential nutrients required by the human body entirely through plant products. There is a popular myth that raising or consuming animals causes them pain, which is entirely false. Animals have no innate fear of death, so although the process of raising them may be slightly stressful, it is nowhere near as horrific as liberals would want the public to believe.

One of the critical fallacies of veganism is that it results in fewer animal deaths than farming plants. This is false, as thousands of animals are killed through the process of harvesting a field, while only a single animal death occurs from one slaughtered animal. This hypocrisy is usually just leveraged so that vegans maintain their supposed "moral" superiority, instead of genuine care of animals, in a manner most similar to liberals.

The final flaw in veganisim is that it is supposedly better for the environment than omnivorous habits. Liberals will often cite water use as a measure of environmental sustainability, but water isn't destroyed by the farming process, it just goes back into the water cycle. Because there is no link between methane or carbon dioxide production and environmental change, veganism is no more beneficial to the environment than a normal diet.

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