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Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.!

2009-02-03T22:32:48Z

TBaker: "I misprounounce Taliban" would be correct. "I mispronounce the word Taliban." would be correct. "I mispronounce the Taliban" is not correct.

In loving tribute to our great hero, our mythical god, our savior who will lead us out of our ignorance:

Born nowhere near the U.S.A.
 I didn't even know how many states there are
 I couldn't even recite my oath of office
 Don't you think that's just so bizarre

[CHORUS:]
 Born outside the U.S.A.
 Became president any ... way!
 Born outside the U.S.A.
 Became president any ... way!

I can't even pronounce "Pakistan"
 And I also mispronounce "Taliban"
 But that ain't no problem, man
 Because every liberal is my fan

[CHORUS]

I've come a long gone in the U.S.A.
 Despite being born outside the U.S.A.
 Now I'm gonna give my friends their pay
 Because I became president any ... way!

I'm not really black,
 But that's okay Jack.
 Affirmative action's
 Got my back!

[CHORUS]

If you're a queer,
 Then it's time to cheer!
 Jesus would surely
 Shed a tear.

(please add and improve)

[[Category:Essays]]

The Great AIDS Debate

2009-02-03T22:31:38Z

TBaker: Fix. Science marches on.

'''"The Great AIDS Debate"''' (1994) is a video with proponents and opponents of the then-current HIV/AIDS model.

==On Youtube==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFljIcFeLHU Part 1]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWkbrSFJtiA&feature=channel_page Part 2]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zof7l4OH9oA&feature=channel_page Part 3]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tG-3S-AdLA&feature=channel_page Part 4]

[[category:Scientific controversies]]

Talk:Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.!

2009-02-03T22:30:49Z

TBaker:

Uh, I'm not sure about this one, honestly. By the way, do essays need to be true and verifiable, as the title claim is not yet? [[User:AddisonDM|AddisonDM]] 14:34, 3 February 2009 (EST)

: Addison, the essay and song do not mention a specific individual!--[[User:Aschlafly|Andy Schlafly]] 17:03, 3 February 2009 (EST)

::Come on....some humor please! An old saying, always true, is: "If the shoe fits, wear it." --[[User:TK|'''₮K''']]/Admin[[User_Talk:TK|/Talk]] 17:11, 3 February 2009 (EST)

::Your shameful attempts at dodging are as transparent as the water of a dead lake, Andy.
::And your song doesn't scan right. At all. "Born in the USA." Six syllables. "Born nowhere near the USA." Eight. Do you see the problem? Most of it doesn't rhyme, either. Keep your day job... haha, oh wait, you just live off your mom's money... nevermind. [[User:TBaker|TBaker]] 17:18, 3 February 2009 (EST)

::: Wow, TBaker, this entry really got under skin!! Too bad your rebuttal is so pathetic. Go back to [[public school]] where they might nod their heads at your incoherence.--[[User:Aschlafly|Andy Schlafly]] 17:25, 3 February 2009 (EST)
::::Er... how is the rebuttal pathetic? Your song sucks, simply. [[User:TBaker|TBaker]] 17:28, 3 February 2009 (EST)

Wow, what an impressive encyclopedic entry. What high standards here at Conservapedia. Hey, is it ok for me to write an anti-Bush song or anti-Palin song?? I promise I won't ''mention a specific individual!!!''
*You guys are Conservative alright. No doubt about that. Hating all things blue and defending all things red. But don't you dare claim to be a Christian encyclopedia. [[User:AFlaily|AFlaily]] 17:20, 3 February 2009 (EST)

: "AFlaily", you can't even post in your own real name. See my response to TBaker above.--[[User:Aschlafly|Andy Schlafly]] 17:27, 3 February 2009 (EST)

::Has anyone noticed that [[liberals]] always have absolutely no sense of humor, and lack the ability to laugh at themselves? All they seem to have is self-righteous indignation. --[[User:TK|'''₮K''']]/Admin[[User_Talk:TK|/Talk]] 17:29, 3 February 2009 (EST)
:::We have a sense of humor. This simply isn't funny. It's juvenile. [[User:TBaker|TBaker]] 17:30, 3 February 2009 (EST)

Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.!

2009-02-03T22:29:19Z

TBaker: Grammar

Talk:Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.!

2009-02-03T22:28:18Z

TBaker:

Uh, I'm not sure about this one, honestly. By the way, do essays need to be true and verifiable, as the title claim is not yet? [[User:AddisonDM|AddisonDM]] 14:34, 3 February 2009 (EST)

: Addison, the essay and song do not mention a specific individual!--[[User:Aschlafly|Andy Schlafly]] 17:03, 3 February 2009 (EST)

::Come on....some humor please! An old saying, always true, is: "If the shoe fits, wear it." --[[User:TK|'''₮K''']]/Admin[[User_Talk:TK|/Talk]] 17:11, 3 February 2009 (EST)

::Your shameful attempts at dodging are as transparent as the water of a dead lake, Andy.
::And your song doesn't scan right. At all. "Born in the USA." Six syllables. "Born nowhere near the USA." Eight. Do you see the problem? Most of it doesn't rhyme, either. Keep your day job... haha, oh wait, you just live off your mom's money... nevermind. [[User:TBaker|TBaker]] 17:18, 3 February 2009 (EST)

::: Wow, TBaker, this entry really got under skin!! Too bad your rebuttal is so pathetic. Go back to [[public school]] where they might nod their heads at your incoherence.--[[User:Aschlafly|Andy Schlafly]] 17:25, 3 February 2009 (EST)
::::Er... how is the rebuttal pathetic? Your song sucks, simply. [[User:TBaker|TBaker]] 17:28, 3 February 2009 (EST)

*Wow, what an impressive encyclopedic entry. What high standards here at Conservapedia. Hey, is it ok for me to write an anti-Bush song or anti-Palin song?? I promise I won't ''mention a specific individual!!!''
*You guys are Conservative alright. No doubt about that. Hating all things blue and defending all things red. But don't you dare claim to be a Christian encyclopedia. [[User:AFlaily|AFlaily]] 17:20, 3 February 2009 (EST)

: "AFlaily", you can't even post in your own real name. See my response to TBaker above.--[[User:Aschlafly|Andy Schlafly]] 17:27, 3 February 2009 (EST)

The Great AIDS Debate

2009-02-03T22:24:59Z

TBaker:

Talk:Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.!

2009-02-03T22:18:51Z

TBaker: