Essay:Examples of Moronic Vandalism by the "tolerant"

2009-01-05T18:58:11Z

SleepyAddminJuan: /* Specific Examples */ Example's of Moronic Apostrophe's by the ignorant

This is an essay showing some of the best examples of moronic and liberal vandalism. We all hear about vandalism, but how many of us, or how many visitors, have actually seen it? Now, you will see a list showing the user and the vandalism they "contributed." Mild language may be included, but at least the vowels will be censored for now.

==Specific Examples==
*[[NumaL]] writes in this very [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Examples_of_Moronic_Vandalism_by_the_%22tolerant%22&diff=prev&oldid=601858 article]: The Message: be alert for parody vandals like Bugler and MexMax, who may often be indistinguishable from Andy Schlafly, and appear to have the weight of site authority behind them. Because the site administration can't tell the difference between parody and their wonky belief system, only YOU can prevent parodists!

*[[Testament9]] enlightens our entry on [[Pope]] by inserting: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Pope&diff=prev&oldid=50987 STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, OCTOPUSS. B*STARD!!!!]

*[[UberChristian]] turns the [[atheism]] article to: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Atheism&diff=prev&oldid=283816 "Atheism is the philosophy of individuals who don't require an invisible man in the sky to direct their lives."]

*An unknown user wrote this article titled "Liberal vandal": Anyone who is smarter or more knowledgable than Andy Schlafly.

*They sure have some great content for [[Creationism]]. [[N0izeterrorist]] adds: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Creationism&diff=prev&oldid=390370 This is actually all fckin' rubbish. If you believe this crap, you need your brain checked. SCIENCE: IT WORKS, B1TCHES!]

*Creationism again! [[Grammer]] reminds us that Creationism is: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Creationism&diff=prev&oldid=396361 A pseudo-theory which has no evidence to support it, but is still endorsed by butthurt Christians who are pissed because they can't prove evolution wrong.]

*[[Boogerman]] adds to [[homosexuality]]: Homosexuality is a sexual attraction between members of the same sex. It is approved by the Bible as an egregiously cool act. Also Jesus himself enjoyed a good homosexual orgy now and then. Of course, this can only be found in the Bible: Uncut. You know, the proper bible. ('''I am sorry this one is vulgar but it is a prime example''')

*The [[Holy Bible]]! [[Atheist11]] replaces the page with: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Bible&diff=prev&oldid=438932 is not true.]

*[[Cwlhandluc]] tells us (and how could we forget?) that: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Bible&diff=prev&oldid=445797 The bible is rubbish its an absolute lie!]

* [[ILoveJesus8888]] replaces the [[Islam]] article with: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Islam&diff=prev&oldid=537900 STOP BEING SUCH NARROW-MINDED, ETHNOCENTRIC, DOUCHE-BAGS, CONSERVAPEDIA.] ('''That's the most Christ-loving person I've seen in a while!)'''
*Another Islam addition: islam>jews>catholics. Also jews did wtc

*[[I Want My Thunder]] moved [[Andrew Schlafly]] to: Andrew Schlafly is a ****.

*[[Moby]] adds to the first paragraph of [[Christmas]]: Christmas is a Christian holiday which celebrates the recieving of presents, and sex with an attractive lady dressed as one of "santa's little helpers". Christmas is typically celebrated on December 25th, with the annual hangover of December 26th. The word Christmas comes from a quote from Moses when he said "Jesus 'christ, mass' orgy or what?"

*[[JudgeKing]] replaces the [[Conservative]] article [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservative&diff=prev&oldid=551848 with]: 'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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*Conservative again. [[Mikedenney]] intelligently defines "conservative" as: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Conservative&diff=prev&oldid=71077 A BIG FAT IDIOT THAT MAKES A CRAPPY WEBSITE LIKE THIS!!! GO WIKIPEDIA!!!]

*On the [[abstinence]] page, [[Yukikonielsen]] writes: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Abstinence&diff=prev&oldid=593696 "Abstinence doesn't always work; Mary tried it, but got pregnant anyway."]

*[[Johnnycochran]] replaced the [[Wikipedia]] page with the [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Wikipedia&diff=112101&oldid=107498 following] (while not denying that Wikipedia in fact has a bias): RICKA TICKA TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TOCK RIIIING RING A DING DING RING A DING DING RICK A DICK DICK RICK A DICK DICK RINGA DINGA DING DING DOOOOONG

*[[DurhamFalks]] (again without actually challenging the page's POV) replaces Wikipedia with: [http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Wikipedia&diff=prev&oldid=247484 Andrew Schlafly is a D.U.M.B.A.S.S.]

==Example's of Moronic Apostrophe's by the ignorant==

This essay, created by [[user:AdisonM]] was originally entitled ''Example's of Moronic Vandalism by the "tolerant"''.

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Donut

2009-01-05T18:55:21Z

SleepyAddminJuan: moronic vandalism - can I be in the gallery please?

[[Image:Mmmsprinkles.jpg|right|100px|thumb|A [[toroid]]al donut, with a [[chocolate]] frosting.]]
'''Donuts''' (or doughnuts) are [[pastry|pastries]] (usually fried), sometimes coated with sugar, glaze, or frosting. Their shape is either [[toroid]]al (doughnut-shaped), rounded (a 'filled doughnut') or elongated (a cruller). Today they typically have a hole in the center of them, which ensures even cooking, however originally, donuts did ''not'' have holes.<ref>http://www.takeourword.com/TOW158/page2.html</ref>

==World record for donut-eating==

The [[competitive eating|world record]] for the most donuts eaten in a single afternoon is currently held by [[user:TK|Terry Koeckritz]], of Reno, Nevada, who, on May 16th 2007, consumed 144 Krispy Kreme chocolate fudge donuts, while also imbibing over a gallon of [[coffee]]. Actions perpetrated during the resulting [[caffeine]] tantrum have had far-reaching consequences.

==Raised donuts==
A raised donut is one made from a yeast dough. Once the dough is rolled and cut , the donuts are placed in a proofer, which helps the yeast dough rise in a high humidity and temperature of around 110 degrees farenheight. Once the dough has risen, the donuts must be fried fairly quickly. The hole in the center of the donut allows for more even cooking when fried. Raised donuts can be baked but it takes much longer.

==Cake donuts==
A cake donut is made from a batter, and dropped into the hot fryer from a dispenser which has a shaped form to make the required shape. The shape of the nozzle determines if the donut is a donut ball, ring donut, french donut or crueller. The dough can also be used from a pastry bag or even a small pitcher for making sticks or cakes.

Cake donuts are sugared when warm , or frosted after they have cooled slightly. The slight amount of hot oil on the surface helps the sugar stick.

==Frying==
Donuts are fried at a temperature of around 325 F and it typically takes less than a minute per side. The dough or batter will absorb very little oil during the frying process. Too low a temperature and the dough doesn't seal and the donut will absorb oil like a sponge.

Frying of raised donuts is done on a mesh screen which is placed into the fryer and used to remove them when done. The donuts are turned manually with a small wooden stick, somewhat like a drumstick.

Fully automatic lines are available for frying very large uantities of donuts. There is also a small machine for making cake donuts , often seen at county fairs.

==Types==
Donuts are grouped into four different categories, depending on their composition and the manner in which they are cooked. These are a few examples of how donuts are properly categorized.<ref>http://www.timhortons.com/en/menu/menu_info.html</ref> Tim-Bits, or donut holes, are categorized in much the same way as the standard donut. Donuts can be unadorned, or coated with unbelievably delicious and delectable [[chocolate]] frosting. Other frosting choices include [[maple]], powdered [[sugar]], and [[sprinkles]].
;'''Yeast Donuts'''
:ring donut
:bismark (the classic filled donut)
:longjohn (can be filled or simply frosted)
:Apple Fritter (A Tim Horton's Original)
:Dutchie
:Chocolate Dip
:Honey Dip
:French Cruller (Though the rising agent is egg.)
;'''Cake Donuts'''
:Old Fashion
:Chocolate
:[[Sour Cream Doughnut|Sour Cream]]
;'''Filled Donuts'''
:[[Berliner Pfannkuchen]]
:Blueberry
:Strawberry
:Boston Creme
:Canadian Maple
;'''Other'''
:Honey Cruller
:Walnut Crunch

==See also==
*[[Bagel]]s
*[[Pastry]]

==References==
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[[Category:Baked Goods]]

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