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Muhammad

2007-08-19T13:59:16Z

Shoshanda:

Islam is a religion based on drawing Muhammad as much as one can in a life time. Kind of like the Mormonism of Arab religions, Islam (as in "I slam women to the ground and kick in their teeth for leaving the house") was created by a crazy guy who thought that his religion was a continuation of Judaism. Formed by the "prophet" Mohammad at least 100 years ago, Islam may well be an honest continuation of God's word, primely suited to guide humanity to certain death through the magic of blowing up airliners over the Atlantic Ocean. Muslims also invented Fencing, (the art of poking people with long, stiff metal sticks,) as a way to release sexual energy, because they aren't allowed to have sex with anyone other than 8 year old girls, just like their prophet Mohammed, the terrorist pedophile, who married a 6-year-old girl and had sex with her when she was nine.

They call God Allah and read the Qur’an (Arabaic for "completely irrelevant history") instead of the Bible and instead of Moses or Jesus, their main guy is Mohammad, a violent, pedophilic warlord upon whom they fallaciously bestow the title "Prophet of God." In addition to being a clinical psychopath, Mohammad was a pussy crybaby who kept changing the rules of Islam whenever he broke them himself.

Much like its brother in faith,Christianity, Islam is all about repression, genocide, S&M, the oppression of women and general misogamy, penis worship and Jihad. Unlike its pedophiliac father, Judaism, Islam preaches tolerance and love, and never lashes out, not even against the occupation of Palestine. According to the Qu'ran technically blowing anyone who isn't hermaphrodite or transvestite (Islamic) isn't violence.

Early on, Islam suffered a schism in much the same way as 4chan did; Islam is now divided into Sunnis, who believe something stupid, and Shiites, who believe something that's stupid in a slightly different way and who mostly live in Iran. This split was also known as the split between the transvestites and the hermaphrodites. As already stated above, every citizen of Iran and anyone who has ever been there is a hermaphrodite. Although identifying who's who can be a daunting task for any infidel to undertake, one can find comfort in the maxim, "If you're Sunni, you ain't Shiite!"

Muslims are aided in their takeover of Western Civilization by Leftfags, who are predisposed to sucking Muslim dicks in an attempt to appear tolerant.

==See Also==
*[[Islam]]
*[[Muhammad cartoons controversy]]

== References ==

<references/>
Robert Spencer, The Politically Incorrect Guide(tm) to Islam (and the Crusades)

== Notes ==

HIR | Muhammad's massacre of the Jewish tribe Banu Qurayzah [http://www.hirhome.com/islam/art.htm]

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Mary (mother of Jesus)

2007-08-19T13:56:07Z

Shoshanda:

Terri Schiavo was a former ana/mia who went into a persistent vegetative state after a fit of thinspiration. This was caused by cardiac arrest brought on by an electrolyte imbalance due to her eating disorder. Her husband, Michael Schiavo, wanted to kill her because he doesn't like the idea of voyeuristic nurses, as the chance of being seen having sex with his vegetable wife in a hospice was too great. Though she had been removed from the feeding tube, there were rumors that she seemed to be getting some sustenance after her husband's visits.

Schiavo had been a great source of lulz during March of 2005. Her feeding tube was inserted and removed constantly over the years, and it required the courts and Congress to intervene, and various communities to have Schiavo-thons over that last month.

Good ol' boy Jesse Jackson even piped in to get his face back in the national media. Arriving in a white stretch limo he made a brief speech saying that it was inhumane to not even give her water, or ice for her chapped lips, and damn, can't she just have a slurpee?

On October 15, 2003 the Florida legislature passed and Florida Governor Jeb Bush signed "Terri's Law," which named her the official state vegetable of Florida.

ISLAM RULES, WIKIPEDIA RULES!

===See also===
*[[Our Lady of Guadalupe]]
*[[Ave Maria]]

== See also ==
*[[Annunciation]]
*[[Mary Magdalene]]

==References==
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== External links ==
[[Image:Mary Flag.jpg|right]]
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/15464b.htm The Blessed Virgin Mary] Catholic Encyclopedia.
*[http://www.fatheralexander.org/booklets/english/mary.htm Blessed Virgin Mary]
*[http://www.scborromeo.org/prayers/rosary.htm#mary The Rosary]
*[http://www.memorare.com/mary/index.html Hail Mary] Information on the Blessed Virgin Mary.
*[http://www.cancunsteve.com/guadalupe.htm The Mystery of the Virgin of Guadalupe]
*[http://www.catholiclinks.org/virgenotrasaparicionesenglish.htm Virgin Mary, Other Apparitions]
*[http://www.iclnet.org/pub/resources/text/cri/cri-jrnl/web/crj0079a.html Apparitions of the Virgin Mary, A Protestant Look at a Catholic Phenominon: Part Two]
*[http://www.catholic.org/encyclopedia/view.php?id=8318 Feast of the Holy Name of Mary]
*[http://campus.udayton.edu/mary/aboutmary2.html The Mary Page] About Mary.

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Slavery

2007-08-19T13:53:38Z

Shoshanda:

An anime about a young aryan ninja in feudal japan that teaches people the kancho and uses it in most episodes. While the American version censored out a great deal of Naruto, it is still on TV proving that it wasn't censored enough. Bitching by narutards aside, it tells the tale of a half-emo, half-demon ninja teen struggling to be accepted into society. With a concept that lame, Experts agree that it will never be welcomed by most level-headed North Americans (please note that fangirls do not fall into this category). Implied gayness and the love of slash writers was assured in the first chapter when Naruto makes out with Sasuke (who, astonishingly, is even more emo than the main character) so that they can be on boyskissing. BELIEVE IT!!!

Last Thursday the series, marginalized by months of shitty filler (i.e. repetitive flashbacks, unecessary talk, explanations of fake chakra physics which doesn't make any sense anyways), gained moderate attention when it included watersports.

Naruto is, in fact, slightly more gay than Bleach. BELIEVE IT!!

Legend has it that there may actually be female characters in this series. However, closer investigation has proven this to be a lie, it are actually all traps who dressed up like girls to raep Naruto in the ass, wich fails because he only loves boys, and niggers. Any further attempts to insinuate the existence of girls in this series will be met with swift and immediate reprisal. It should also be noted that this anime has no actual Japanese martial arts, but is entirely composed of pathetic Jackie Chan imitations and poorly re-created Chinese Martial Arts. Also there are no blacks in the show either, but you know that already because its anime and there are no damn niggers in any japanese made series.

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://www.pogledi.co.yu/english/78.php Islam and Slavery:The Concealed Truth], Excerpts from a Lecture by Srdja Trifkovic, Xavier University of Louisiana, New Orleans, November 14, 2003.

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Heterosexuality

2007-08-19T13:49:24Z

Shoshanda:

So you claim to liek Mudkips? Well then, you are an unholy anime fag with a penchant for that fag-out-of-Pokemon's dick. But that is fine, really—to each his own.

Spawned from a DeviantArt comment inviting someone to their Pokémon group, the comment basically used the person's apparent like of Mudkips to perhaps entice the user to join their group. Whether or not said person actually joined is unknown.

It eventually spawned a very popular piece of copypasta on 4chan's /b/ telling a story about someone at a school asking "So i herd u liek mudkips" to some retard who screams back "I LUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS!" This resulted in the retard dry humping a Mudkips doll in the school hallways.

Since then, many people have become obsessed with Mudkips.

== References ==
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Homosexual rights advocacy

2007-08-19T13:43:41Z

Shoshanda:

The '''gay rights''' movement seeks to elevate [[homosexuality]] to the same level of social and political respectability as heterosexual relationships. It denies or dismisses the Biblical prohibitions against homosexual acts and the proven health risks of gay sex.

A homosexual is an individual who secks members of the same sex and enjoys it. Homosexuality is a slang term used in place of homosexual epithets which more accurately describe them with light hearted and cheery nicks such as filthy faggot hell bound abomination.

==History==
As Amazon.com said in a review of a book of [[Harry Hay]]'s writings, he "is the acknowledged father…of the modern gay liberation movement." As a [[Communist Party of the United States]] (CPUSA) organizer, he turned out "essays, position papers, critical studies, and manifestos concerning what it means to be gay in the world." <ref> [http://www.aim.org/media_monitor/A269_0_2_0_C/ Red Roots Of Gay Movement], Cliff Kincaid, Accuracy in Media, September 10, 2003. </ref>

Many Christians believe that the gays are an offense to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, presumably because they miss out on so much hot man-on-man buttsecks action due to church commitments. According to these people, God is so disgusted by these blights on humanity that he himself directed Fred Phelps to start the group God Hates Fags. God often enjoys tea and scones with Freddy, as well as modern dance lessons, decoupage, and knitting classes.

The first step Hay took in organizing the gay rights movement was to recommend to the CPUSA that he be expelled. In
light of his years 18 years of service to the party <ref>[http://www.sojournertruth.net/ipp.html#i In Partial Payment Class Struggle, Sexuality and Gay Liberation (1978)], by A. Rausch. Retrieved from ''Urgent Tasks: [[Leftist|Journal of the Revolutionary Left]]'', Sojourner Truth Organization Digital Archive , 10 May 2007. </ref> they released him as “a security risk but a life-long friend of the people.” The early leadership of the Foundation shaped the organization to reflect the cell structure of the Communist Party, in which "secrecy, hierarchical structures, and centralized leadership predominated." <ref>John D'Emilio, ''Sexual Politics, Sexual Communities: The Making of a Homosexual Minority in the United States'' (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1983), quoted in Martin Meeker, Behind the Mask of Respectability, ''Journal of the History of Sexuality'', (2001) 78-116. </ref>

Intellectual and level-headed people believe that Jesus was the first homosexual and spread his love through the use of his disciples, making Christianity the gayest religion in the world, according to people who giggle like 5-year-olds at the word "use."

Amid growing public focus on gays and lesbians, 91 homosexuals were found to be employed in the [[U.S. State Department]]. Congressional investigators discovered homosexuals employed in 36 of 53 branches of Government, as well as in the armed forces. Between Jan. 1, 1947 and April 1950, 4,954 cases had come to light among some three and a half million people in Government service. Most were in the armed services. 574 cases were found involving civilian Government employees; in all the other cases the accused had either quit, been cleared or fired. The investigators found the greatest batch of civilian cases—143—in the U.S. State Department. State had cleared or gotten rid of all but a dozen whose cases were still pending. The Veterans Administration was found to have 101 cases. Others included the Atomic Energy Commission, 8; EGA, 27; Congress' legislative agencies (Library of Congress, congressional employees, etc.), 19. One Senator remarked, "It follows that if blackmailers can extort money from a homosexual under threat of disclosure, [[espionage]] agents can use the same type of pressure to extort confidential information." <ref>[http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,859060,00.html Object Lesson], ''TIME magazine'', Dec. 25, 1950.</ref>

Sunni Muslims believe that Mohammad was the first true homo as his wife was a male dog. The Shiite sect, by contrast, believe Mohammad was an anti-fag terrorist and all homos should be planed like the WTC. Their obsession with long, hard, tubular planes notwithstanding, Shiites are definitely not gay.

Nazis believe homosexuals are almost as evil as the Jews, but not quite as bad because they did not do WTC. One theory as to the origin of homosexuality suggests that the Jews actually created the first fag, who had sex with another gay guy and had thousands of gay babies.

[http://bostonphoenix.com/boston/news_features/other_stories/documents/02511115.htm The real Harry Hay], Michael Bronski, October 31 - November 7, 2002. </ref> NAMBLA maintains a website with a body of Hay's work and a tribute to Harry Hay on its homepage. The Human Rights Campaign and other gay rights organizations, while revering Hay for his contributions to gay rights, do not support NAMBLA or communism.

In 2006, [[Catholic Charities]] of Boston closed their adoption program after more than a century of finding homes for [[orphans]] and [[unwanted children]] when it was reported by the ''Boston Globe'' that gay couples had recieved children placed from the agency.<ref>[http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2006/03/11/catholic_charities_stuns_state_ends_adoptions/ Catholic Charities stuns state, ends adoptions], By Patricia Wen, ''The Boston Globe'', March 11, 2006.</ref> Massachusetts law barring "orientation discrimination" prohibited one of the nations oldest adoption agencies from refusing service to gay activists, and a mass resignation of the agencies Board in protest followed. <ref>[http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/012/191kgwgh.asp Banned in Boston], by Maggie Gallagher, ''The Weekly Standard'', 05/15/2006, Volume 011, Issue 33.</ref>

== Legal Success ==
Courts, including the Supreme Court, have accepted either one or both of these rationales. In ''[[Romer v. Evans]]'', the Court found that discriminating against homosexuals could only be explained by a rational of animus laid bare, which was not enough even to allow state condemnation of homosexuality under the [[rational basis review]] test. ''Romer'', then, protects the status of homosexuality from undue discrimination that occurs without a rational basis.<ref>Romer v. Evans, 517 U.S. 620</ref>

Homosexual conduct was formerly illegal in many states.<ref>See generally ''Bowers v. Hardwick'', 478 U.S. 186</ref> In the last decade of the twentieth century, although these laws existed, they were rarely (if ever) enforced.<ref>''Lawrence v. Texas,'' 539 U.S. 558, Justice Anthony Kennedy, in the Opinion of the Court, found this in his historical analysis.</ref> Without disclosing whether it saw homosexuality as a status protected from discrimination at as high of a level as gender and race, the Court struck down bans on homosexual conduct, framing it as an expansion of its privacy jurisprudence.<ref>''Lawrence v. Texas'', 539 U.S. 558</ref>

The status of homosexuality before the law, then, is in some degree of flux. While bare discrimination against homosexual status is facially unconstitutional lacking a rational basis, and while preventing homosexual conduct is similarly unconstitutional, the Supreme Court has held in these landmark cases that the state may discriminate against homosexuals to preserve an "institution that the law protects" - namely, [[marriage]].<ref>''Lawrence v. Texas''; Kennedy & O'Connor both reached this conclusion explicitly.</ref> As such, the standard to be applied in deciding if discrimination against homosexuals is wrong is somewhere in between [[rational basis review]] and [[strict scrutiny review]]. Justice [[Antonin Scalia]] thinks that this uncertainty will surely be resolved in the favor of gay rights, and he warns that such a legal erosion will result in the downfall of the law's moral authority.<ref>''Lawrence v. Texas'', Scalia, J., dissenting.</ref>

== Opposition to Gay Rights ==
Polls consistently reveal that a clear majority <ref>[http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/18/AR2007031800484.html | Clinton, Obama Slow to Respond to Questions on Homosexuality] Washington Post, March 18, 2007</ref><ref>[http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/963906/posts| New poll shows Americans oppose gay civil unions 58%-37%] Washington Post, August 18, 2003</ref> of people disapprove of homosexuality, or at least consider it less than ideal, and prefer that public policy does not encourage it. They also believe that accepting homosexuality would require the loss of rights to free speech, freedom of religion, freedom of association, and traditional [[marriage]].{{fact}}

Conservatives criticize attempts by gay rights activists to prohibit any statements which are critical of homosexuality, such as the idea that it is "unnatural" or "sinful", using [[hate crime]]s statutes and anti-[[discrimination]] laws.

Conservatives also oppose attempts by homosexual activists to indoctrinate children through the use of ''tolerance'' or ''diversity'' programs in schools which encourage acceptance of homosexual behavior. Notable figures including [[Tony Perkins]] have expressed concerns.

*The EU parliament called on Polish authorities to publicly condemn and take measures against declarations by officials "inciting discrimination and hatred based on sexual orientation." [http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8OOFTCO5&show_article=1]

== Support for Gay Rights ==

A [[Newsweek]] poll, conducted March, 2007, found that 61% of those polled felt that homosexuals should be allowed to serve openly in the military ([[margin of error]], plus or minus 3%). The poll did not ask directly about current military policy.

The same poll found that 50% of those asked favored legal recognition of same-sex unions, either as marriages or [[civil union]]s or partnerships. 44% felt same-sex couples should have no legal recognition, with 6% unsure.<ref>Polling Report http://www.pollingreport.com/civil.htm</ref>

==Tactics==

*Kirk and Madsen predicted a mass public change of heart would follow, even among opponents, "if we can actually make them like us." <ref>[http://www.leaderu.com/jhs/socarides.html How America Went Gay], by Charles W. Socarides, M.D., ''America'', November 18, 1995.</ref>

Advocates routinely use deceit, notably pursuing various goal while pretending not to. For example, some advocates will claim:
*The movement does not seek to convince others that homosexuality is ''right''

Yet clearly the drive for "[[tolerance]]" is only one step toward the ultimate goal of "[[approval]]".

Blurring distinctions: Advocates routinely fail to distinguish between [[homosexual behavior]] and homosexuality as an "identity".

==See also==
*[[H.R. 1592: Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act of 2007]]
*[[Intimate Partner Violence]]

== References ==
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Yahweh

2007-08-19T13:39:18Z

Shoshanda:

Born in 0 A.Himself. to Mary and, if the rumors are true, God (a paternity test is pending). According to local legend, Jesus (pronounced "Hay-soos") was born in a barn after the hotel his mom and step-dad, Joseph, were trying to stay at was full. Three guys with incense, gold and embalming fluids followed an alien space ship to Bethlehem, where Jesus was located, because they thought he was king of all Gay French Jews.

Little is known of Jesus's childhood, but he was probably pretty stuck up and liked to mess with people's heads given that he was the Son of God. It is known that the young Jesus once killed a boy for beating him in a running race and caused an entire village to go blind for not recognising his divinity. Thank you, Infancy Gospel of St Thomas.

As an adult, Jesus became something of a New Age hippie guru. He taught peace, love, unity, and respect, thereby becoming the first raver. He had a group of guys called the Apostles who followed him around trying to look cool. One of the more incisive analyses of their contribution to religion and world history was made by Beatle Paul 'wish-i-was-John' McCartney, who observed that "Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me."

In 33 AD Jesus pissed the Romans off and was nailed to a piece of wood, where he died. Please note that over 9000 other criminals were also nailed to a piece of wood to die, however noone makes a big deal about the crucificatiownage of someone they do not want to receive violently up the rectum.

Three days later he became a zombie with the help of Sting from the Police, who was god of the English at the time, and said he'd be back shortly with his Dad to beat up all those guys who made fun of him in high school. Two thousand years later, and no one's heard back from him, although his fans still wait patiently.

Jesus was given a small memorial in Golgotha, which read:

"He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that cross, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds. Jesus was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don't work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that cross, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before four decades past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that nigra did, courage in his heart. To take that cross, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died a hero, Jesus did, And we'll love him forevermore. We love you like a brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace JC. ~Mary"

==Sources==

* Armstrong, K., ''The Battle for God'' (Harper Perennial, 2000)
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* Cruden, A., ''Complete Concordance to the Old and New Testaments'' (Lutterworth, 1930)
* Cross, C., ''Who Was Jesus?'' (Hodder & Stoughton, 1970)
* Finkelstein, I. and Silberman, N. A, ''The Bible Unearthed'' (The Free Press/Simon & Schuster, 2001)
* ''The Holy Bible'' (King James Version)
* James, M. R., ''The Apocryphal New Testament'' (Clarendon, Oxford, 1953)
* ''The New English Bible'' (Oxford & Cambridge University Presses, 1970)
* ''The New Jerusalem Bible'' (Darton, Longman & Todd, 1990)
* Lemesurier, P., ''The Armageddon Script'' (Element Books, 1981)
* Peake, A.S., ''Commentary on the Bible'' (Nelson, 1962)
* Powell Davies, A., ''The Meaning of the Dead Sea Scrolls'' (Mentor Books, New York, 1956)
* Schonfield, H. J., ''The Passover Plot'' (Hutchinson, 1965)
* Schonfield, H. J., ''The Pentecost Revolution'' (Macdonald, 1974)
* Schonfield, H.J., ''Those Incredible Christians'' (Bernard Geis, New York, 1968)
* Vermes, G., ''The Dead Sea Scrolls in English'' (Penguin, 1968)
* Vermes, G., ''The Dead Sea Scrolls: Qumran in Perspective'' (Collins, 1977)
* Vermes, G., ''Jesus the Jew'' (Collins, 1973)
* Young, R., ''Analytical Concordance to the Holy Bible'' (Lutterworth, 1939)

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