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<div>[[Image:Jesus5.jpg|thumb|200px|Artist's depiction of our Lord [[Jesus Christ]]]]<br />
"'''Religion'''" refers to a set of core beliefs upon which people cock block themselves, waste their money, and generally become fools. Popular belief is that if there is a god he would have better things to do than worry about wether or not you are going to get laid tonight.<br />
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* '''Formal definition''': Listen, let's get level for a minute. There has been hundreds of religions over the years, and if you don't know what a religion is just google it.<br />
== List of religions ==<br />
Religions can be classified according to how many gods the religion recognises.<br />
=== Monotheistic religions ===<br />
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Monotheistic ("one god") religions are followed by the vast majority of the world's population.<br />
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* [[George Bush]]<br />
* [[Christianity]]<br />
* [[Superman]]<br />
* [[Islam]]<br />
* [[Dark Jedi]]<br />
* [[worship of pootang]]<br />
* [[Church of the open wallet]]<br />
* [[Jedi]]<br />
* [[Satanism]]<br />
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=== Polytheistic religions ===<br />
Polytheistic ("many gods") religions believe in multiple gods or spirits or other supernatural being needing to be worshipped.<br />
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* [[X-men]]<br />
* [[Cao Dai]]<br />
* [[Justice League]]<br />
* [[Scientology]] {{fact}}<br />
* [[Shamanism]]<br />
* [[Shinto]]<br />
* [[Please just think for yourself. Honestly would you under normal circumstances let two thousand year old ideals rule you? No i thought not.]]<br />
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=== Pantheistic religions ===<br />
Pantheistic ("all is god") religions believe that all of creation or nature is a god.<br />
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* [[Gays]]<br />
* [[Blacks]]<br />
* [[Pink Floyd]] beliefs<br />
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=== Non-theistic religions and philosophies===<br />
Non-theistic religions do not have a belief in God or gods. Some consider the existence of God to be unknown or irrelevant, while (strong) Atheism is the belief that that there is no god or gods. In other words these people think for themselves.<br />
* [[Agnostic]]ism<br />
* [[Atheism]]<br />
* [[Buddhism]]<br />
* [[Secular Humanism]]<br />
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=== Parody and joke religions ===<br />
Several "religions" have been invented in an effort to denigrate or parody traditional religions. As a rule, these religions do not have followers who actually believe the tenets of the religions.<br />
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* [[Flying Spaghetti Monster|The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster]]<br />
* [[Discordianism]]<br />
* [[Jedi. THIS IS NOT A JOKE I AM USING THE FORCE RIGHT NOW]]<br />
* [[Last Thursdayism]]<br />
* [[Church of the SubGenius|SubGeniism]]<br />
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== Faith in organised religion ==<br />
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People in the world have fortunately been over throwing the shackles of organized religion on their lives.<br />
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==References==<br />
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==See Also==<br />
* [[World Religions by Number of Followers]]<br />
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