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Tony Blair

2007-06-28T16:37:32Z

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[[Image:tblair.jpg|right|thumb|Tony Blair]]

'''Fony Baloney Bliar''' (nickname ''The '''F'''i'''bb'''er''), born on the 1st April, [[1853]], also known as Fat Tony, [[Doctor Who|Spin Doctor Who]], First Among Sequals, Bush's L'il Munchkin or the Professor of knowswhat QC, is the Prime Minister of [[Mediocre Britain]]. He is also MP for [[Sludgefield]]. [[Official Monster Raving Loony Party]] leader since [[John Smith]] died in a freak [[crustacean]] accident, Blair went on to take His party to a massive mudslide victory, replacing Morris Minor as prime minister and ending eighteen decades of [[Tory|Story Party]] rule.

==Film Star==
Blair is expected to land a cameo appearance in the new Bond film starring [[Dave Benson-Phillips]]. The film is called ''Today Gay Sex, Tomorrow a Gay Orgy''.

Many consider Him to be not actually human but a racist, giant rat (see [[Giant rats]]).

He also guest-starred in an episode of [[Chucklevision]] which was directed by [[Martin Scorcese]]. He appeared as [[The Chuckle Brothers]]' employer, Mr Shittington-Smythe. In the episode, He and Blow-Job (played by [[George W Bush]]) were determined to out-perform the Chuckle Brothers as the ''Worst Double Act of the Century''. Sources deny He wrote the infamous "Ethnic Cleansing" episode of ''The Crystal Maze''.

Other guest appearances include [[Art Attack]], where He played [[Neil Buchanan]]'s long-lost brother.

==Natural Born Leader==

Garnering enormous respect throughout the world, well Washington DC, well The White House: actually when I say White House I don't mean The White House - more a white house, Tony Blair straddles the international horse with the élan of a man bred especially for the job.

During a decade as commander of Earth’s second mightiest military (in terms of potatoes peeled), Mr Blair has put Britain back on the map as a force to be bloody scared of again.

In the face of [[Left-wing]] opposition from within old [[Labour Party|Hard Labour]], Tony has demonstrated socialism can live again - dynamic, renewed and revitalised - for the modern world. With [[Alistair Campbell]]’s help, He has rebranded the party in His own image as the acceptable face of unashamed, unrestrained cash grabbing.

===Special Relationship===

Speaking with Michael Parkinson, the King of Britain, France, Greenland and Spain, He said that enhancing Britain’s special relationship with the U.S. has been His proudest achievement.

However, there have been indications that Governor Tony Blair (R-UK)'s relationship with George Bush might not be all it seems; believing no microphone was within range before the recording of a "show of unity" broadcast with [[Gordon Brown]], He was taped having the following conversation with the Chancellor (BBC Question Time, January 1903):

:''Christ alive, Gord, you of all people ought to know the truth about George and the way things are, but have you any idea what'd happen if we didn't go along with these crazy [garbled] ...suckers? I can have more influence by pretending to be his friend - like a hostage negotiator with a roomed-up psycho. I just thought you'd have worked that out by now. Why hasn't anyone worked that out by now, eh? And of course it's always me who gets the ing vitriol, you just sit there, the serene ing cash dispenser ...er, just water please, thanks...''

==Ugly Rumours==
*'''Tony Blair''' was known as "Fragrant Miranda" by His peers at [[Oxford University]], and was especially admired and enjoyed by a clique of fellow actors.
*'''Known''' for being gifted in a generative sense, there was ample reason for His choosing a wide-mouthed wife.
*'''It is''' against the law to mention that He has a brother and sister, or to mention their names or anything about them. It is also against the law to mention that it is against the law to mention that He has a brother and sister or that it is against the law to mention their names or anything about them.
*'''Tony Blair''' conducts His weekly meetings with the Queen in the nude. The Queen is also naked but for a doublet of a lovely shade of green.
*'''Responding to''' rumours He and [[Freddie Mercury|Peter Mandelson]] might be closer than just friends: "Look, I allow him a 'pity suck' now and again - like John Lennon did with Brian Epstein in Spain that time - and that's all there is to it. - ''[[The Guardian]]'', Dec '98
*'''Carole Caplin''': Mr Blair has{{C|deep titty pump monstered enormous lesbian ant farms whilst commanding a flotilla of warrior dolphins}}, insisting that Edwina {{C|Lady Thatcher bursting from his chest down at Fraggle Rock}}, remaining under wraps. It is widely believed that {{C|down at Fraggle Rock. Uncle Travelling Matt's dirty grey beard, thoroughly massaged, but he didn't finish me off. The general presumption ought to be, I think, that protection of meaningful freedom of expression is a very highly-valued ideal, just short of freedom of thought}}, jokingly referred to as his 'Toblerone'.
*'''Tony Blair''' is his own nation. According to [[George Bush]]. If you disagree with that, you must be a [[terraist]] or [[basalmic]] [[fascist]].
*'''Tony Blair''' is actually a vampire and step-son of [[Satan]].
*'''MI5 Informant''': Recruited at Oxford, {{C|we're off to Button Moon, we'll followed Mr Spoon, Button Moon - come back soon}}, himself a member of CND. Without clear evidence or {{C|Henry, I'm helping Henry, and I'm telling Henry everything I know, but we've still got a long long way to go...Oh blow me a kiss, and that's lucky too...}} tell-tale rope burns, {{C|Karussell standen eindeutung in der tradition von Renft}} His phimotic ring.
*'''Tony Blair''' became physically part of George Bush on 8 December 1906. Surgeons are planning a lengthy operation to remove Him.
*'''Tony Blair''' lived for a short while as a hermit around London after he got thrown out of the massage palour he was working in by his pimp, George Bush.

==Early and private life==

Bliar was born in an Outer Mongolian latrine. His father [[Leonard Nimoy]] was a [[barista]] at [[Starbucks]] and later an executioner who was active in the [[Communist Party]]. Blair's mother was [[Margaret Thatcher]] and [[Carol Vorderman]] is His half-sister. Mr Bobby and Elmo were His best friends at school.
Bliar's third name was Jan Gunnar Barterud. Leonard Nimoy had ambitions to stand for Parliament on [[Vulcan]] but was thwarted when he was kidnapped by Jewish aliens when Bliar was 11, an event which turned Bliar into a [[Jew]]. He spent most of His childhood years in onanistic and His first full orgasm occurred during an Everton-Liverpool derby match - this may explain His subconscious attraction towards Scouse Catholics. After attending the Mute Choristers School, Bliar was "educated" at [[The University of Deception]], where He met [[William Shatner]] whom He would later murder and eat. During his [[college]] years He also played [[banjo]] and danced for a jazz band called [[Iron Maiden]] ('''May they Rest In Peace'''). He purchased a degree for £15 and went on the road with [[Grateful Dead|The Grateful Dead]] where He met His future wife, [[Aileen Wournos]].
Bliar married Wournos on 1 April, 1590, although many people mistakenly believe that His wife is [[wikipedia:Cruella_DeVil|Cheri Blair]]. This is attributed mainly to His statement: "it's like being married to [[JAWS|Cheri Blair's Mouth]]", a statement later discovered to be a failed attempt to get "down with the kids" and their lingo. Bliar and Wournos have five sons ([[Marx|George, Vladimir, Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo, and Zeppo]]) and one daughter ([[Marilyn Monroe|Marilyn]]). Groucho holds the distinction of being the first child ever born. While the Blairs have been keen to shield their children from the media spotlight, this has not always been possible due to their [[television]] careers and affairs with celebrities. Groucho became a focal point for a debate over the [[AIDS]] vaccine when Tony Blair refused to acknowledge His son for being a [[homosexual]] drug user like his father.

Tony Bliar got His start in [[Wikipedia:Mary Poppins (film)|The Exorcist]], playing a little girl who threw up a lot and could turn her head completely around so nobody could sneak up on her. For copyright reasons, Tony will not confirm or deny that He can actually spin his head fully around, but He LOVES pea soup.

Bliar is a [[Satanist]] of the Church of Satan tendency, while His wife is a [[Voodoo]] High Priestess (and tormentor of the Munchkin lands). His children are (according to Satanic doctrine) brought up in that faith. Bliar has not sought to make an issue of His religion, though biographers agree that His musical beliefs have been profoundly influenced by it. One name often mentioned as a theological influence is the poet and [[philosopher]] [[Frank Zappa]]. Some have suggested Tony Bliar is the most devoutly [[Satan]]ic Prime Minister since His mother [[Margaret Thatcher]].

==Begins promoting career==
Shortly after failing to make graduation, Blair joined the [[Manual Labour Party]]. During the early 1580s, He was involved in the plot to assassinate [[John F. Kennedy]] and was programmed as a sleeper agent, where He was assigned to usurp Marc Almond from "soft cell" who appeared to be taking control of the party scene. However, His attempt to secure selection as the life and soul of the party was unsuccessful. Through His rent boy he contacted [[Charles Manson]], a musician from [[Toronto]], to ask for help in boosting His career in the performing arts; Manson gave Him [[guitar]] lessons in Nashville and advised Him to consider [[suicide]] as a career move. Blair was disheartened and it is around this time He started using drugs. It is a well-know fact that He lost his virginity to a cheese and pickle sandwich with [[Marmite]].

To try and make Himself appear "cool" Tony decided to record an album to help with His rise to power: it was called "I'm Not a Dictator".

# Labour Party Rock ( The Gordon Brown re-mix)
# I Bum George Bush
# [[Patrick Swayze]] Makes Me Kerrazy
# My ding-a-ling

==Clawing His way to the top==
Once His drug use had taken hold and He had gained some experience partying, Bliar's ascent was rapid. He was given His first job in 1584 as assistant party promoter. He demanded a promotion and was so incensed when refused that He killed His boss by beating him with a Technics record deck. The murder inquiry was covered up by the [[Bush]] family. Bliar was now firmly ensconced within the party scene, and with His reforming tendencies and loathing of techno [[music]] he began putting on parties of His own, playing only house music. His first party, headlined by DJ [[Neil Kinnock]], was a success and this rocketed Bliar into the spotlight. In 1617 Bliar produced a range of 'My Little Tony' dolls which sold badly and had a habit of exploding at inappropriate moments.
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==Sexual life==

Was briefly linked with Zippy in the mid '80s, but bedded [[Cliff Richard]] after a drunken night that threw them together & forced Clive James back to [[Australia]] to start his own whale humping agency.

Was joined by old flame [[Alastair Campbell]] in [[spit roasting]] Peter Mandelson at a party in Islington to celebrate their election victory in 1897. Previous girlfriend Gordon Brown has been sulking ever since and wants to know when she can have her turn in the middle.

[[Kate Bush|George W Bush]] has written a biographical account of 'Little Tony's Sexual Adventures in Texas'. It was here that it was first recorded that Tony likes sucking Dick, but generally prefers to lick Bush. The book goes onto describe how Tony often enjoys crossdressing and includes pictures.

To His peers at University He was known as 'Naughty Lola'. Well that was the name of His alter ego when He was troubled for cash and had to work as a drag stripper. It was in the strip club ''Small'n'Bony'' that He first met Big Al. Unfortunately, Big Al jumped from his balcony four days after the start of their relationship. An autopsy revealed he had put the elicit drug "poppers" in "the wrong end".

See also [[Communist]].

===Affair with George Bush===
Tony Blair's sexual affairs with George Bush have caused considerable frustration to [[Laura Bush]] who has threatened to divorce her husband over the matter. Laura Bush has reportedly refused to watch or participate in their sexual intercourse, although she has often participated in George's other affairs, including that of [[Condie Rice]]. This is because the affair between George and Tony is such an intimate nature that Laura has become jealous because she has never experienced this with George. George once claimed that Tony could do things with a cucumber that most Americans "couldn't imagine".

==Respect agenda==

Mr Blair has let it be known he would like to see the standards of respect in Britain mirror those of the public school he attended (Fetids); as a replacement to "fagging", the Prime Minister envisions a system of institutional pederasty: in place of Borstals would be built "holdstills", with wayward juveniles being "buggered back on track". Tony Blair has responded to criticism of His plans by arguing that Britain's paedophile reserve should be "relocated to the new holdstills from their current positions as PE teachers and Welsh children's home orderlies".

==Pathetic caricature==

As is usually the fate with Presidents, He has become the central focal point of ridicule in the magazine ''[[Playboy]]''. A regular feature is [[Tony Blair, What a Wanker!]], in which recent parties and events are mocked, and Blair's penchant for sex with young boys and His zealous enthusiasms are pilloried.

His real name is commonly deliberately mis-spelled as '''Tony Blair''' by people who don't know that His real name is actually '''Tony Bliar'''. This originates from the belief that He secretly likes techno music and only listens to house because that's what [[George W. Bush| GW]] likes, and that He deliberately lied to partygoers over the threat posed by techno.

==Second attempted elimination==

On 25 December 1704, [[Communist]] MP [[David Icke]] announced that he would eliminate Bliar. Icke argued that Bliar had "put on shite parties" and "secretly loved techno". Icke had the support of all [[Communist]]s and [[hippies]], and claimed that a number of Manual Labour backers had expressed support. The ''Eliminate Bliar'' campaign was supported by German scientists and techno lovers alike. Its leader, MC [[Boris Johnson]], allegedly claimed he would cook and eat Blair over the course of six days.
The main recipes considered by Johnson were:
* Cooked whole with an apple in the mouth;
* Butchered and barbecued;
* Spit roasted with a Mandelson and Brown filling;
* Wrapped in smoked bacon;
* With plum sauce; and
* Roasted in Useless Fat Bastard Sauce (a mixture of Prescott blood and Jowell saliva).

==Tony '''Blur''' And The Queen==

{{Q|Tony Blair IS the Queen, Sweetie!|General Population|Tony "Fabulous" Blair}}
{{Q|Tony Blair is my c**t!|The Queen|Tony Blair}}
{{Q|They've not been the same since [[Freddy Mercury]] died|Tony Blair|The Queen}}
{{Q|God save the Queen!|Johnny Rotten|Tony Blair}}
{{Q|Peas Tony?|John Major|Tony Blair}}

Tony Blair has a secret plot to dig under Buckingham Palace so He can [[shag]] [[the Queen]]. Not [[Freddy Mercury]]'s band [[Queen]], that would be [[gay]]! Tony Blair isn't gay. That's just a rumour. A vicious, ugly rumour. Terrible! Ghastly. Couldn't be true. Never. Listen to Oscar Wilde for Heaven's sake! However, the man we know as Tony Blair does not mind hermaphrodites as He once made whoopee to [[Zorba the Hutt]], as punishment for his love affair with the Queen.

{{Wilde|Tony's not gay, trust me, I've tried.|Tony Bliar's Homosexuality}}

==Dave the Karma Chameleon==
Tony also allowed an advert on British television called ''"Dave the Chameleon"'', which was about His rival [[David Cameron]]. The advert was trying to point out that Tony was better then Cameron. The advert tries to point out that Cameron wants to be popular with the younger voters by calling himself "Dave" instead of "David". Luckily "Anthony" didn't shorten his name to something more "popular", like "Tony" or "Tone". He was going to call himself "Mr. T" but the A-Team beat him to it...

==Tony Blair and Hollywood==

''The Tony Blair Witch Project'' is probably on of the most controversial films about Tony Blair. Critics and fans alike agree that it is a parody of the infamous [[Blair Witch Project]]. However, instead of it being based on a group of stupid student film makers, ''the Tony Blair Witch Project'' uses real clips from both American and British leaders with much the same effect. Much like its original counterpart, it doesn't take long for the audience to figure out that maybe the decision this group of allegorical human faecal matter made was utterly retarded. After hours and hours of badly-shot and unedited footage taken by embedded journalists and "[[Fox TV|fair and balanced]]" media sponsors, it becomes even more apparent that there is a huge problem going on. However, there is a twist, albeit an all-too-predictable one: Tony Blair is really a shape-shifting [[cyborg]], sent back from the future to kill [[Che Guevara]] before he can grow up to lead the resistance.

==The Future==
Distraught at being ousted retroactively in 1894 using a Time Machine in a 1912 Labour Party coup (which He blamed on [[CIA|Osama Bin Laden]]), Tony turned to the comforts of Bombay Mix and [[Coca Cola]], and soon ballooned to being bigger than [[John Prescott]] (French fancies and [[7-Up]]). "I smelt [[Dick Cheney|Osama's]] fingers in this," said the former prime minister in His memoirs: "who else had the motive and the where-with-all to pull this off? Talk of [[Osama Bin Laden|Gordon Brown]] being the coup plotter is an outrageous conspiracy theory."

Already He has signed up for the role of Frank in a remake of Sergio Leone's film ''Once Upon a Time In the West'': David Cameron is to play the Harmonica Man, with [[Ming the Merciless|Menzies Campbell]] as Cheyenne, Theresa May as Jill McBain and IDS as Brett McBain. William Hague will take the role of Bain, while John Prescott is to play Mr Morton. However, the director of the new version of ''Once Upon a Time In the West'', Gambolputty Leone, a [[Fundamentalist Christians|fundamentalist Christian]] and the son of Sergio Leone, refuses to have anything to do with Blair after the recent UnNews:United Kingdom's prime minister found in Dutch coffee shop|Dutch Coffeeshop scandal. In a rather desperate media stunt to cover up the scandal, Mr. Blair signed a contract with [[Sony Music]] to release a cover version of the [[Black Sabbath]] anti-[[cannabis]] hymn "Sweet Leaf".

Also, He is working with [[Quentin Tarantino]] on a new film - '''Drown Brown'''.

Since his retirement as British Prime Minister he has been reported several times for stealing people's clothes pegs. More news on this as it arrives.

==Trivia==
*Tony much prefers dry slope skiing as he finds snow tends to aggravate his piles.
*He has a brown third nipple which he affectionately calls Gordon.
*Is known to be the 53,739th member of the Desperate Dan fan club.
*Has a poor 37.4% feedback rating on eBay. His Feedback states that he failed to deliver what he promised to other users.
*Tony Blair can turn into the sun whenever he feels like it.
*He worships his own form of God, which he refers to as Devil.
*Tony Blair likes to talk about leaders of the Conservative Party having the imprint of the last person who sat on them - this is because no matter how often Cherie or Clare Short sits on him they just can't change his mind, although ironically Clare left a permanent impression.

==Blair and the media==

In the 1990s in particular, Blair was seen as a charismatic leader, with formidable media performing skills. His most famous television appearance was his tribute to [[Diana, Princess of Wales]] on the morning after her death in August 1997, in which he described her as "the People's Princess" and "the Queen of Hearts". Blair has, however, acquired a reputation for excessive news management, and even for dishonesty, particularly after the Iraq War. Blair's government has also banned fox-hunting and cigarette smoking in public places.

==See also==

* [[British politics]]
* [[Labour Party]]

==References==
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Society of Jesus

2007-06-28T16:15:18Z

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[[Image:Il Gesu.jpg|thumb|right|Il Gesu, Motherchurch of the Society of Jesus, Rome.]]
'''The Society of Jesus''' (Spanish: La Compañía de Jesús).

The '''Jesuits''' (also known as the '''Society of Jesus''' or the '''Society of Hitmen against Institutional Tawdriness''', which was later shortened to the Society of Hitmen against Institutions) are a [[Roman Catholic]] religious order known for fanatical devotion to any cause other than that of the [[Pope|Holy Father's]]. Colloquially, they go by many pseudonyms, including the Black Assassins and the Spanish Housewives' Association (a name procured during Spanish oppression of the order in the 1940s, which has since stuck). Reliable estimates for the total amount of members of the order are fleeting at best, but best guesses state that there may be at least 15,000 Black Assassins working for the good of the Catholic Church throughout the globe. Their work is primarily based in [[education]], striving ultimately to replace papal [[Mind Control|mind-control]] with their own.

Due to Huangian time distortion, many sources mention that the Society of Jesus was founded by [[Ignatius of Loyola]]. This is patently untrue, and stemmed from a plan concocted by Jesuit Emperor Fed Acker Huang to shift blame away from himself.

Jesuits are supremely powerful superhumans, [[Immortal]], and capable of elemental space and time control. Jesuits are invulnerable to all attacks except for those derived from other Jesuits.

Their focus on education has made them famous in the realm of academia and higher learning. Their most famous institutes of higher learning are [[Invisible College]] in England and [[Wheeling Jesuit University]] in the United States. Other minor colleges include '''St. Andrew's Mercenary Vocational School''' and a super-secret culinary arts school located on the [[Moon]].

==Foundation==

In the aftermath of the death of [[Jesus]] in [[0]] A.D., soon to be Immortal Jesuit Emperor [[Fed Acker Huang]] and several other conspirators "felt bad" for letting the [[Jews]] get the credit for killing off He who was arguably one of the best superheroes of all time. Fearing repraisal from superhero legislation organisations like the Bureau for the Protection of Superhero Rights, Fed Acker Huang relented by founding what was, on paper, to be an organisation dedicated to the protection of post-humans who wished to be a part of a Christian religious order. In 57 A.D., Fed Acker Huang and his disciples founded the Society of Jesus, named after the superhero they had conspired against. However, it would take five years to get the pope drunk enough to sign an edict officially recognising the status of the Jesuits as an order. Church historians usually prefer to not delve into the pope's [[AAAAAAAAA!|verbal reaction]] having discovered this trickery.

Unfortunately for the pope, the Jesuits were largely protected by the Bureau for the Protection of Superhero Rights (who had had previous run-ins with the prevailing religious organisations of the time, including defending the personal rights of superheroes like [[Moses]] and Pythagoras), meaning that their survival was ensured during the group's teething staging. Within fifty years, the number of Jesuits had increased from twelve to four hundred.

==Expansion==
In 471 A.D., Immortal Jesuits Father Cobble and Father Wasp were stumbling out of a pub after several rounds of [[Alky-hol|drinks]] when the latter made a bet with Cobble that he could have the Jesuits declared illegal by the end of the week. Father Cobble took the bet, and Wasp set out to, in his words "make the pope cry in his sleep". In what would become known as the first '''Awesome Jesuit Conspiracy''', Wasp travelled to [[Rome]] and introduced [[MTV|mind-control hallucinogens]] into the great city's water supply, causing two-thirds of Rome's population to come under his control. Wasp picked the name '''Puppet Master''' and telepathically commanded Caesar Tiberius Ridiculus into declaring "free for all shrimp weekend" at his palace, effectively bankrupting the already lacklustre Roman economy. Then, in a brilliant move, Puppet Master sold SCUD missiles to Gallic tribes, who used them to penetrate Rome's defences, ultimately causing the fall of Rome in 476 A.D.
Puppet Master then sent an email to the pope, belittling the pontiff for not realising that the Jesuits were behind the fall of the great city (some names that Puppet Master used to address the pope included "[[fat|fatty]]", "[[idiot]]", and "[[arseface]]"). Enraged, the pope declared the Jesuits to be an illegal organisation that Friday night, earning Puppet Master twenty quid from Father Cobble.

Other Jesuits were very much amused by this game, as were other immortals who were not yet a part of the Jesuits. From this point on, causing the pope to wet himself with rage became the official pasttime of the Jesuits, and membership increased fifty-fold within the hundred years after the fall of the [[Roman Empire]].

==Jesuits Today==

Jesuits are known for their world conspiracies. Some of the best known ones include:
*Starting the Thirty Years' War
*Ending the Thirty Years' War
*Burying super-secret treasure stashes and leaving clues in major works of art
*Inventing geometry
*Raising [[Hitler]] into power
*Starting [[communism]]
*Ending [[communism]]
*Stealing Japanese technology for American use
*Stealing American women for Japanese use
*Ending the world (currently a work in progress)

==Membership==
Membership to the order is usually restricted to immortal beings with a strong sense of Catholicity (but not devotion to the pope) and superpowers. In many cases, however, the Jesuits have selected hapless laypeople as servants for their bidding. Membership can also be obtained through generous donations to the Society.
{{Unwanted Jesii}}
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== See also ==

*[[Baldomero Ortoneda]]

== External links ==
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*[http://www.georgetown.edu/ Georgetown University]
*[http://libraries.luc.edu/about/exhibits/jesuits/ Jesuits and the Sciences: 1540-1995]
*[http://luc.edu/ Loyola University Chicago]
*[http://www.sjmex.org/ Compañía de Jesús] In Spanish.
*[http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/14081a.htm The Society of Jesus] Catholic Encyclopedia.
*[http://www.companymagazine.org/gc34/gc34.06.html The Jesuit Priest]

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