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2007-12-20T01:06:31Z

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== euro ==

Meh, these things happen - a lot of people miss that one because they think "Europe," I guess...[[User:Dewey|Dewey]] 20:53, 8 November 2007 (EST)

== uploading an image ==

Quick (and hopefully simple) question for you: how can (or can I?) I upload an image to put the [[Snell%27s_Law]] article I just made? Its not a picture of Putin (unfortunately), but its almost as awesome. It's a little diagram to illustrate the description I give in the article. Thanks for the help. --[[User:BillOhannity|BillOhannity]] 17:33, 10 November 2007 (EST)

:Sorry about the delay I've been out all day long with pep band... To upload you need to be given uploading rights. For now, I would politely ask a [http://www.conservapedia.com/Special:Listusers?group=sysop sysop] to upload it for you. [[User:HelpJazz|Help]][[User talk:HelpJazz|Jazz]] 21:20, 10 November 2007 (EST)

*I'd do it for him, if he joins the contest to help us kick Andy's....err, I mean wants to join the contest for the betterment of CP! Yeah. That's what I meant. --[[User:TK|şyŝoρ-₮K]][[User_Talk:TK|/Ṣρёаќǃ]] 21:26, 10 November 2007 (EST)

:I'm afraid I can't, this coming week is going to be lousy for me in terms of exams and, well...me having too many of them. I do have a few articles that I plan on creating, but I doubt that I'll be able to get to them until after the contest ends. Sorry, but you'll have to kick Andy's "err" without me. Good luck! --[[User:BillOhannity|BillOhannity]] 21:52, 10 November 2007 (EST)

::*You get your image uploaded? --[[User:TK|şyŝoρ-₮K]][[User_Talk:TK|/Ṣρёаќǃ]] 22:13, 10 November 2007 (EST)

:::Nope. --[[User:BillOhannity|BillOhannity]] 22:46, 10 November 2007 (EST)

== Contest ==

HelpJazz, we need to get you in the upcoming [[Contest3]], which starts tomorrow. Can you be a player? Please sign up at [[Contest3]]. Godspeed.--[[User:Aschlafly|Aschlafly]] 21:44, 11 November 2007 (EST)

:I would love to but unfortunately I am swamped with schoolwork right now. It's been hard to simply make the couple edits a day I make as it is. Thanks for asking though; perhaps if you have a contest during my winter break I will participate -- and kick some butt! [[User:HelpJazz|Help]][[User talk:HelpJazz|Jazz]] 23:32, 11 November 2007 (EST)

HelpJazz, I know you are a good and keen user but could you please refrain from editing articles which are being edited during the contest. Thanks [[User:BrianCo|BrianCo]] 16:17, 13 November 2007 (EST)
:I assume you are talking about the AmGov't links? I waited for a while and it looked like you were done. I will try to stay away from making actual content changes to contest pages, and I will try to wait until the author is done. But at the same time I can't just leave random characters sitting there. In the future I'll allow more time before I change it. [[User:HelpJazz|Help]][[User talk:HelpJazz|Jazz]] 16:54, 13 November 2007 (EST)

Andy is looking for judges for the contest. I believe you expressed an interest earlier. If you are still interested, you can sign up on the team contest page. [[contest3]] [[User:Learn together|Learn together]] 12:17, 19 November 2007 (EST)
:Thanks for the heads up. I have signed up for the monumental task! [[User:HelpJazz|Help]][[User talk:HelpJazz|Jazz]] 16:04, 19 November 2007 (EST)
::It will be a VERY large task my friend! I have over 500 edits just on my own and you have about 16 people or so. ;-0 [[User:Learn together|Learn together]] 16:24, 19 November 2007 (EST)

*No worries, the Team Captains can still go over their team's contributions and allow/disallow as well. --[[User:TK|şyŝoρ-₮K]][[User_Talk:TK|/Ṣρёаќǃ]] 16:35, 19 November 2007 (EST)

:Any comment? --[[User:Joaquín Martínez]], [[User talk:Joaquín Martínez|talk]] 20:23, 29 November 2007 (EST)

== Dilution ==

[[Dilution]] is an [[economics]] term, the definition we have sure isn't but that shouldn't be a problem. The definition of [[accretion]] is geological but that doesn't stop it being classed as a [[:Category:Legal terms|legal term]]. [[User:Aschlafly|Andy]] suggests people have an [[Talk:Main_Page#20.2C000_clean.2C_high_quality_entries|open mind]] when reading such definitions. [[User:Kirkdale|Kirkdale]] 14:19, 20 November 2007 (EST)

== Greetings ==

Fellow Judge;

Welcome to the team ;) . Since no third judge has come forward we will have to agree. I will be requesting for the team cptains to select areas for the other team they would like us to look at. This will be a lot less time consuming and allow us to post a winner earlier.

[[User:Geo.plrd|Geo.]][[User_talk:Geo.plrd|Complain!]] 02:05, 21 November 2007 (EST)
:Challenges are in, time to work. [[User:Geo.plrd|Geo.]][[User_talk:Geo.plrd|Complain!]] 04:56, 24 November 2007 (EST)

Thank you for the effort that both of you put in. See you next contest? ;-) [[User:Learn together|Learn together]] 01:24, 30 November 2007 (EST)

== Block Vandal ==

Hi, please block "Bushbestpotus" a new user who is vandalising pages. Thank you [[User:Taj|Taj]] 14:27, 2 December 2007 (EST)
:Someone beat me to it. Thanks for the warning though. [[User:HelpJazz|Help]][[User talk:HelpJazz|Jazz]] 14:29, 2 December 2007 (EST)

==[[North America]]==
The empty sections are there to provide a particular layout or guide for the article. Same applies to all the continents. Hopefully they can be filled. [[User:Karajou|Karajou]] 17:24, 12 December 2007 (EST)
:Oh, I didn't realize that was intentional. I thought that nobody had just gotten around to it yet. My bad :) [[User:HelpJazz|Help]][[User talk:HelpJazz|Jazz]] 17:32, 12 December 2007 (EST)
::Not your bad at all! I started doing Europe, but other things got in the way. [[User:Karajou|Karajou]] 17:33, 12 December 2007 (EST)

==[[Genocide]]==

This seems a fairly straightforward issue to me. I have seen no definition of genocide outside of this site's article that requires that genocide be carried out by a government. The UN has not defined genocide this way, and the State Department states explicitly that genocide occurred in Bosnia. [http://www.state.gov/r/pa/ei/bgn/2868.htm] Based on these facts, I think the definition in the article should be corrected, and the Srebrenica massacre should be reinserted as an example of genocide. What are your thoughts? [[User:SSchultz|SSchultz]] 21:42, 13 December 2007 (EST)

:I don't know enough about Srebrenica to know if it was genocide. I don't see the value in labeling anything as a "genocide". Call it a killing and then work on stopping it. All this arguing over what is and is not a genocide just ends up offending and distracting people -- in the mean time the body count rises. [[User:HelpJazz|Help]][[User talk:HelpJazz|Jazz]] 22:43, 14 December 2007 (EST)

Nausea

2007-12-20T01:01:43Z

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'''Nausea''' is the sensation of having an urge to [[vomit]]. Vomiting is forcing the contents of the stomach up through the [[esophagus]] and out of the [[mouth]]. Your body has a few main ways to respond to an ever-changing, wide variety of invaders and irritants. Sneezing ejects the intruders from the [[nose]], [[cough]]ing from the [[lung]]s and [[throat]], [[diarrhea]] from the [[intestine]]s, and vomiting from the [[stomach]].

Vomiting is a forceful action accomplished by a fierce, disgusting contraction of the [[diaphragm]]. At the same time, the abdominal [[muscle]]s tighten against a relaxed stomach with an open "cardiac [[sphincter]]". The contents of the stomach are propelled up and out. You may have more [[saliva]] just before vomiting. Vomiting is a complex, coordinated [[reflex]] orchestrated by the vomiting center of the [[brain]]. It responds to signals coming from: * The [[mouth]], [[stomach]], and [[intestine]]s
* The balancing systems in the ear (motion sickness)
* The brain itself, including unsettling sights, smells, or thoughts

An amazing variety of situations can trigger vomiting, from a [[migraine headache]] to a [[roller coaster]] ride to a spoon down the back of your throat, (this stimulates the gag reflex). Sometimes, just seeing someone else vomit will start you vomiting. One should remember, however, that vomiting is common. Almost all children will vomit several times a year during their childhood. In most cases, it is due to a viral gastrointestinal infection or simply eating too much candy.

The following are possible causes of vomiting:
* Conservatives
* Viral infections
* Medications
* Seasickness or motion sickness
* Migraine headaches
* Morning sickness during pregnancy
* Food poisoning
* Food allergies
* Brain tumors
* Chemotherapy in cancer patients
* Bulimia
* Imbibing too much [[Alcohol]]

[[Category:Diseases]]

User:HelpJazz

2007-12-20T00:50:09Z

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Howdy. Not much to say, really. 

<big>'''Current Projects'''</big> (more or less in order of importance)
*Within the realm of [[user:HelpJazz/chemeng|Chemical Engineering]].
**Create entries on [[chemical engineering]]. Remind yourself what you've been learning for 3+ years.
*Within the realm of [[Chemistry]]
**Go over the [[:Category:Chemistry|chemistry category]] again, this time book in hand. Expand entries as needed.
**Fill in some chemistry-related [[user:HelpJazz/chemredlinks|red links]]
**Go over [[:Category:Elements|elements category]] and make sure there's info and a [[template:element|template]] in each one.
**Work on reorganizing / cleaning up chemistry articles.
**Collect and clean up stray chemistry articles which aren't correctly categorized.
*''Continuous Goals'':
**Gently remind new users to follow the MoS... to save myself time later.
**Hit [[Special:Random Page|Random Page]] button, ensure compliance with the [[Conservapedia:Manual of Style|Manual of Style]]
**Block Vandals!! (I was always a fan of [[Ancient Rome]] anyway.)
 
<big>'''Finished Projects'''</big>
*<s>Check over the [[:Category:Chemistry|chemistry category]] for major errors</s>
 
<big>'''Pages I'm Particularly Proud Of'''</big>
 I've created numerous pages and made a lot of edits, but these are the ones I'm really proud of:
*[[Phase diagram]]
*[[General Balance Equation]]
*[[Chemical Reactor]]
*[[Flavor]]
*[[Boolean algebra]]
 
<big>'''Politics'''</big>
*I am a [[libertarian]], and very much so!
**Actually, I'm a social and economic [[conservative]]. The difference between me and most conservatives is not what I believe, but where I think the government should step in for my beliefs.
*I support [[Ron Paul]] for Republican Presidential nominee
**Barring that, I will most likely support the [[Libertarian Party]] candidate
**Barring ''that'', I will most likely support the [[Republican Party]] candidate... but that's still a ways away
 
<big>'''Education'''</big>
*I am a senior in college, studying [[chemical engineering]]
**I have a pretty strong background in fluid dynamics, heat and mass transfer, thermodynamics, etc. etc.
*I was at one point pursuing a minor in [[political science]]
**I have a good working base of political science, political theory and international politics

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