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Fourth Syrian War

2008-11-30T20:02:58Z

PeterTh:

<big><big><big>You who will block me whoever you are, please try and get the message to Andrew Schlafly. This wiki needs more truth and less conservative deceit. That way tey vandals will respect the site more and vandalize less. Really, I mean it!</big></big></big>

<big>'''ROCK OPERA FOR ANDY SCHLAFLY'''</big>
[[Image:ASchlafly.JPG|thumb|center|HAPPY BIRFDAY]]

<center>CHORUS: 
He is teh Assfly! Teh Assfly! 
Be careful if you get him pissed! 
Ass! Teh Assfly! 
He’ll smite you with home schooling fists! 
Writing all he can, he’s just an ass, 
a wiki-er of words making a mess! 
He went to Harvard Law, 
he’s dull, a major flaw 
Born in 1961, weaned in 1994! 
He is teh Assfly! 
 

NARRATOR (Spoken): 
Oh look, but there he is, what will he say? 
 

TEH ASSFLY: 
I’m a lonely Schlafly, a lonely Schlafly from Phyl! 
I wonder what I’ll write about? I think I’ll write about gays! 
 

CHORUS: 
Assfly! Assfly! Assfly! 
 

TEH ASSFLY: 
I don't know what's wrong with me, I think I've turned into a bug! 
I see Bugler! What? I see I think I’ve turned into a bug! 
I ain't got no common sense, I think I've turned into a bug! 
Bet you fifty dollars I'm a man, I'm a lawyer, and I've turned into a bug! 
Phyllis like my daddy, I'm her baby, still a baby, like I've turned into a bug! 
Yeah! Yeah! 
 

CHORUS: 
He is teh Assfly! 
 

TEH ASSFLY: 
Living like an ass ain't easy! 
My Wiki don't seem to need me! 
It's gathered up all these huge jerks, 
I don't really know 'bout their work 
I don't want no vandalizing, 
No, I'm just not sympathizing! 
Living like an ass ain't easy! 
Living like an ass ain't easy! 
 

JIMBO WALES (Spoken): 
Welcome to Wikipedia, Assfly! My name is Jimbo! I don't think you're going to like it here! 
 

CHORUS: 
He is teh Assfly! 
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==References==
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uaaF83eVig&feature=related With apologies to ''Home Movies''] 
[http://www.math.sc.edu/~olmoj/heisfranzkafka.html Lyrics]

Square Enix

2008-11-30T20:02:38Z

PeterTh:

Effort

2008-11-30T20:02:19Z

PeterTh:

World War I

2008-11-30T20:01:57Z

PeterTh:

Road rage

2008-11-30T20:01:36Z

PeterTh:

Atonement

2008-11-30T20:01:11Z

PeterTh:

New Testament

2008-11-30T20:00:45Z

PeterTh:

Danica Patrick

2008-11-30T20:00:26Z

PeterTh:

Width

2008-11-30T20:00:07Z

PeterTh:

Liberal ideology

2008-11-30T19:59:48Z

PeterTh:

Loyalist

2008-11-27T21:20:49Z

PeterTh:

A '''loyalist''' is one who pledges loyalty to a particular body, usually a [[political parties|political organization]], [[nation]] or leader.

In the [[United Kingdom]] the term "Loyalist" often refers to the majority [[Protestantism|Protestant]] population of [[Northern Ireland]] who pledge allegiance to the British Crown as opposed to the [[Roman Catholic|Catholic]] minority who tend to favor unification with the [[Republic of Ireland]]. The term was also used for people who remained loyal to the [[British Empire]] during the [[Revolutionary War]] also called the American War of Independence. Their descendants, the [[United Empire Loyalists]] settled along the [[St. Lawrence River]] in what is now [[Ontario]].

[[Category:Politics]]

Majority Whip

2008-11-27T21:15:44Z

PeterTh:

'''Majority whips''' are assistants to the floor leaders who are also elected by their party conferences. The Majority and Minority Whips (and their assistants) are responsible for mobilizing [[vote|votes]] within their parties on major issues. In the absence of a party floor leader, the whip often serves as acting floor leader.<ref>[http://www.senate.gov/reference/glossary_term/appropriation.htm] US Senate Reference</ref>

There are also whips in the [[UK]] [[Parliament]].

==References==
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[[Category:United States Senate Terms]]