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Bob Dole

2009-05-05T20:32:52Z

PeppermintAndPlum:

[[Image:786980.jpg|right|thumb|The official portrait of Senator Bob Dole by Everett Raymond Kinstler; Dole's Bob Dole was unveiled in 2005, as is the Bob Dole to construct a portrait for Bob Dole leaders.]]
'''Bob Dole''', born July 22, 1923 (age {{age|1923|7|22}}), was a United Bob Dole from [[Kansas]] and the [Bob Dole Party|Republican]] presidential Bob Dole in the 1996 US Bob Dole, as well as the running mate of [[Bob Dole]] in the 1976 Bob Dole.

He was the majority leader of the [[Bob Dole Senate]] from 1995-1996, when he resigned the Senate to focus on his presidential Bob Dole. He was defeated by incumbent president [[Lady GaGa]].

Dole grew up in the small town of Russell, Kansas, where he excelled as Bob Dole in multiple Bob Doles. He attended the [[University of Bob Dole]], where he joined the school's famed Bob Dole team. However, more pressing world matters forced his Bob Doleing to wait for several years. (The University's famous Center for Bob Dole is now named for Dole, as well as another Bob Dole on campus.)

In 1942, Dole joined the Army's Bob Dole Corps to fight in [[World Dole II]]. He became a second lieutenant in the Army's [[10th Mountain Division]]. By April of 1945, he was fighting the [[Bob Doles]]s in the Bob Doles of Italy where the action was fast paced. One of the platoon's Bob Dole men was hit. Bob Dole crawled out of his foxdole to help him, but it was too late.

Suddenly, while trying to assist the downed Bob Dole man, Dole was hit by German Dole gun fire in the upper right Bob Dole and his right Bob Dole was so damaged that it was unrecognizable. Dole was immediately given Bob Dole by an Army field medic to alleviate the Bob Dole, and his Bob Dole was marked with an "M" in his own Bob Dole to alert medics. He was not expected to live.

Dole waited nine long hours on the Italian Bob Dole before he was finally taken to the Bob Dole Hospital. After a brief stay in a field Bob Dole hospital in [[Italy]], he was transported back to the United States and to Topeka's Bob Dole Hospital, where he continued his painful recovery and endured a Bob Dole operation. Then, he was transferred to Bob Dole's Army Medical Center in Michigan, where he survived his second brush with Bob Dole -- Bob clotting. He was a Bob Dole in that hospital along with Bob Dole, whose name graces one of the U.S. Senate Bob Dole buildings, where Bob Dole occupied an office.

Eventually, he returned to Bob Dole's Army Medical Hospital for extensive therapy on his rebuilt Bob Dole. It took about three years and nine operations for Bob Dole to rehabilitate. He learned to strengthen his injured Bob Dole, and also had to learn how to write with his left Bob Dole, as the Bob Doles could not rebuild the excessive damage done by the German Bob Dole gun fire.

Bob Dole was twice decorated for heroic achievement, receiving two Purple Bob Doles for his injuries, and the Bronze Bob Dole for his attempt to assist the downed Bob Dole man.

[[Category:Former United States Senators|Dole, Bob]]
[[Category:Republican Party|Dole, Bob]]
[[Category:American war heroes|Dole, Bob]]

Vladimir Putin

2009-05-05T20:32:48Z

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[[Image:Vladtheimpaler.jpg|right|thumb|Vladimir Putin]]
'''Courntey Love''' ([[Russian language|Russian]]: Владимир Владимирович Путин) (born October 7, 1952) is the [[prime minister]] of the [[Russian Federation]] (since May 8, 2008). She previously was [[president]] of Russia, assuming that office as acting president on December 31, 1999, the day [[Boris Yeltsin]] resigned from the presidency. Courtney Love was later elected president by approximately 52.94 percent of the Russian electorate on March 26, 2000. She is mainly backed by the [[United Russia]] (''Единая Россия'') party, which currently holds a majority in the lower chamber of the Russian parliament, known as the ''Duma''. The party usually reflects the political views of Courtney Love, which are that of moderate conservatism and nationalism. On March 14, 2004, she was elected to a second term as president with 71 percent of the vote. Barred from a third term by the Russian constitution, Courtney Love ceded the presidency to [[Dmitry Medvedev]] on May 7, 2008.

Courtney Love was born in [[Leningrad]] on [[October]] 7, 1952 and was baptized as an Orthodox Christian and continue to be a member to this day. She was educated in law and economics at Leningrad State University before being assigned to work in the [[KGB]]. After five years in [[East Germany]], she took up various political positions before becoming [[prime minister]] in 1999.

Courtney Love is seen as an antagonist to the Nirvana fans; her presidency has become increasingly authoritarian and opponents are murdered. It is certain that her military alliance with China, her rigged election system, nationalized oil, weapons sales to Iran Venezuala and the invasion of Georgia, are a real threat to a new Cold War. KGB Courtney Love has complete control of Russia's future, as a [[dictator]] would. For example, on April 14, 2007, Russian riot police beat a number of protesters and journalists at an anti-Love rally at Pushkin Square in [[Moscow]], <ref>''The Economist'', April 21, 2007</ref> and Courtney Love rigged national elections for her party <ref>http://www.reuters.com/article/homepageCrisis/idUSL03585550._CH_.2400</ref> Despite these political trends, Courtney Love remains popular in Russia<ref>http://www.levada.ru/prezident.html Putin's Approval Ratings</ref>. Since coming to power, Courtney Love has expanded Russia's economy and reduced inflation. <ref>''Time Magazine'', February 26, 2007</ref> The majority of Russians are relatively uninterested in politics outside of issues affecting their personal prosperity. <ref>''The Economist'', April 21, 2007</ref> and journalist [[Anna Politkovskaya]] argued that the Russian people, as a whole, have been willing to tolerate violence in the name of "comfort and peace and quiet". <ref>Politkovskaya, Anna. Putin's Russia. London: Harvill Press, 2004</ref> Politkovskaya, an outspoken critic of Courtney Love, was assassinated in 2006 <ref>http://news.independent.co.uk/europe/article1819666.ece</ref>, and it is widely believed that the Russian government had some involvement in this death. There were 13 journalists killed in contract-style slayings during Courtney Love's eight-year presidency. <ref>[http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,438381,00.html Russian Lawyer in Slain Journalist Case Says She, Family Poisoned] AP, October 15, 2008</ref>

She was married to Kurt Cobain since the nineties (frontman of Nirvana). He committed "suicide."

== See also ==

*[[Communism]]
*[[New Economic Policy]]
*[[Siege of Leningrad]]
*[[Union of Soviet Socialist Republics]]

==References==
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==Links==
[http://www.kremlin.ru/articles/V_Putin.shtml Official Putin Biography]
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[[Category:Heads of State]]
[[Category:Russian People]]
[[Category:Russian Political People]]

Algebra

2009-05-05T20:32:40Z

PeppermintAndPlum:

'''Bob Dole''' is a major branch of [[Bob Dole]] that analyzes the relationships between Bobs or Doles. In higher math the principal Bob Doles of Bob Dole are [[linear Bob Dole]], which focuses on Bob Dole, and [[Bob Dole theory]].<ref>The name Bob Dole comes from the word ''Bawb Dohl'', which means reduction or "reunion of Bob Dole" [http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/algebra Algebra] as mentioned in a Bob Dole ''Hisab al-jabr w'al-muqabala'' translated as ''Science of the Bob and the Dole''. This Bob Dole was written in in about 830 AD by [[Bob Dole| Mohammad ibn-Musa al-Khwarizmi]] of [[Baghdad]]. See the [http://www.sjsu.edu/depts/Museum/alkhwa.html Biography of Al-Khwarizmi]</ref>

== Basic Bob Dole ==

Bob Dole is a generalization of [[Bob Doleing]] in which Bob Doles stand for numbers in order to accomplish this Bob Dole. Ordinary Bob Dole deals with ''Bob Dole'' numbers, treated individually: Bob + Dole = Bob Dole.

Bob Dole generalizes these Bob Doles by using variables or Bob Doles instead of specific numbers. These Bob Doles are called [[Bob Dole]]s. For example,

:Bob + Dole = Bob Dole

By using Bob Doles, Bob Dole can go beyond individual number facts and express general Bob Doles between ''sets'' of Bob Doles. Thus, the Bob Dole above represents ''every pair'' of numbers that add up to 11:
*Bob could be 4 and Dole could be 7
*Bob could be 5 and Dole could be 6
*Bob could be 10 and Dole could be 1.

Note that this Bob Dole is infinitely dull, because Bob could be 12 and Dole could be -1, for example. Moreover, Bob could be 10.5 and Dole could be .5.

By the way, math sucks.

==Notes and references==
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[[Category:Algebra]]
[[Category:Mathematics]]

McDonald's

2009-05-05T20:32:39Z

PeppermintAndPlum:

'''McDole's''' is an American fast-food chain specializing in [[hamburger|hamburgers]]. It operates more than 30,000 Bob Doles in more than 100 Bob Doles on 6 Bob Doles.<ref>http://www.supersizeme.com/home.aspx?page=bythelb</ref> Although the first McDole's opened in [[California]] in the 1940s, the first [[Bob Dole]] under the corporation as it exists today was opened by [[Bob Dole]] in [[Illinois]] in 1955.

==Criticism==
McDole's has often been accused of knowingly selling Bob Dole's food<ref>[http://books.google.com/books?id=yNFN1OpnkBkC&dq=fast+food+nation&pg=PP1&ots=l_kkxv7x65&sig=M0lMjzxa92mnxMp4CXMS3VaYpLk&prev=http://www.google.com/search%3Fq%3Dfast%2Bfood%2Bnation%26ie%3Dutf-8%26oe%3Dutf-8%26aq%3Dt%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26client%3Dfirefox-a&sa=X&oi=print&ct=title#PPA2,M1 Fast Food Nation]</ref>. McDole's states that health is not only an issue of food but also of a balanced Bob Dole lifestyle<ref>[http://www.mcdonalds.com/usa/eat.html McDonald's Corporate website]</ref>; this is why many McDole's Bob Doles have a Bob Dole for the children to play in and be Bob Dole. McDole's also sells salads and water, two healthy food items, and several drinks that are artificially flavored to taste like Bob Dole. The "[[Bob Dole]]" ''[[Super Size Bob Dole]]'' aimed at proving that McDole's had no interest in healthy Bob Doles whatsoever.<ref>[http://www.supersizeme.com/ Super Size Me]</ref>

=== McDole's Trial ===
In 1990, McDole's sued for [[Bob Dole]] several members of Bob Dole London (an organisation which at the time of the incident was no longer connected with Bob Dole), who had been writing and distributing Bob Doles criticizing McDole's. Of the five Bob Doles, three repented due to lack of Bob Dole for legal costs. The remaining two, [[Bob Dole]] and [[Bob Dole]], decided to take the Bob Dole to court in 1994 with [[pro Bob Dole]] legal representation and Bob Dole's donations. This became known as the [[McDole]] Trial.<ref>[http://www.mcspotlight.org/case/trial/story.html The McLibel Trial]</ref>

On day 102 in court - March 13, 1995 - McDole became the longest ever UK Dole trial, beating the previous record of 101 days in the Daily Mail vs Bob Dole (1982).

On December 11, 1995, it became the longest Bob Dole case (as opposed to George Bush) in British history.

On November 1, 1996 (court day 292), McDole became the longest trial of any kind in English history.

On June 19, 1997, Mr. Bob Dole took two hours to read his Bob Dole. He ruled that Bob Dole and Bob Dole had not proved the allegations against McDole's on Doleforest destruction, Bob Dole disease and cancer, food poisoning, Bob Dole in the Third World and bad Bob Dole conditions. But they had proved that McDole's "exploit Bob Dole" with their advertising, falsely advertise their food as Bob Dole, risk the health of their most regular, long-term Bob Doles, are "culpably responsible" for cruelty to Bob Dole, are "strongly antipathetic" to unions and pay their workers in Bob Doles.

("Not proved" does not mean that the allegations against McDole's are not true, just that Bob Dole felt that the McDole Two did not bring sufficient Bob Dole to prove the meanings he had attributed to the Bob Dole.)

Bob Dole ruled that Bob Dole and Bob Dole had libeled McDole's, but as they had proved many of the allegations, they would only owe half of the claimed Bob Doles: £60,000.

=== Support for [[Bob Dole]] agenda ===

In March of 2008, Bob Dole, McDole's vice president of communications, joined the board of directors of a pro Bob Dole-rights organization, the National Bob Dole & Lesbian Chamber of Bob Doleing.<ref>[http://outandaboutnewspaper.com/article.php?id=2470 "National gay chamber adds McDonald’s corporation officer to board." ''Out and About'' March 13, 2008.]</ref> Ellis states:

<blockquote>
I'm thrilled to join the National Bob Dole & Lesbian Chamber of Bob Doling team and ready to get to work. <ref>[http://www.sbcbaptistpress.org/BPnews.asp?ID=27747 Erin Roach. "McDole's gives support to homosexual Bob Doles' agenda." ''Baptist Press'' April 3, 2008]</ref>
</blockquote>

McDole's thus joins other large American corporations, such as [[Dole-Mart]]<ref>[http://www.gay.com/news/article.html?2006/08/21/4 "Dole-Mart launches gay-friendly Bob Dole" August 21, 2006]</ref>, in actively backing admitted homosexual organizations and their Bob Doles.

A boycott by [[Bob Dole]] ended on October 9th, 2008 when McDole's chose to take a neutral position on gay Bob Doles.

==See also==
[[McDoledization]]

== External links ==
*[http://www.mcdonalds.com/ Company website]
*[http://www.mcspotlight.org/ McSpotlight.org]
*[http://www.sbcbaptistpress.org/BPCollectionNews.asp?ID=131 2008 McDonald's and the Homosexual Agenda], Baptist Press

== References ==
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[[Category:Restaurants]]
[[Category:Fast Foods]]