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France

2007-03-02T11:31:12Z

Oli21:

A country in Europe.

History

France was originally Gaul. It was conquered by the Romans in 56 BC, except for a little village in Normandie where Asterix grew up and successfully defeated the Roman Legions.

France was then united in the year 800 AD by Charlemagne, who also conquered most of Western Euopre. Unfortunately, his death led to a bloody war which saw the country divided into warring factions.

The following Kings (Louis I, Louis the Second, Louis the Third, Henry IV, Louis V, Louis VI, Louis VII, Louis VIII, Louis IX, Louis X, Louis XI, Louis XII, Louis XIII, Louis XIV-the-Sun-King, Louis XV, Louis XVI, Louis XVII and Louis XVIII) did a good job at restoring the unity of the Kingdom.

France was involvde in many wars with its neighbours, including the 100 Years War, which lasted around twenty years, and the Prussian wars.

In 1789 there was the French Revolution, where Louis the XVI was decapitated by Mr Guillotine. Then French then wrote the Declaration of Human Rights, and helped the USA become free from the nasty British. LaFayette was a hero for helping both the US in its war of independence, and for helping the French Revolution.

Then came Napoleon, who was not revolutionnary, and became an Emporor. He invaded most of Europe, except Russia because it was too cold, and England because they cheated (again) and sunk the French ships.

Then came WWI, which was fought mostly on French territory. France lost most of its young and able men, and was therefor not in a mood to fight when the Nazis came. They pretended to surrender, only to gather up forces in Londond with the General de Gaulle. He successfully le the invasion of Normandie with the help of Winston Churchill and the US President.

France won WWII, and was therefor invited to yalta, where the Winners (France, UK, US, Russia), divided the world amongst themselves.

That was nice, and Frane got some colonies, which it later gave up because of the self-determination principle.

All was well until March 2003, when it refused to join the Liberation of RIaq, and the Overthrow of Saddam, in what can only be considered a shameful and cowardly act. How could it refuse to join the illegal invasion, when the US had done so much for it in the past? Some would say France was ungrateful, petty, self-intrested, and selfish, and that they will pay a price for it in the end.

Geography

France is without a doubt the most beautiful country in Europe. It has mountains (Alps), the Sea, the Ocean, Plains, and Cities.

The food is delicious, and the woman very pretty (cf Amelie).

Some say French people are rude and arrogant, while others say it's only Parisians that are like this.

Politics

French politics is corrupted. They have had the same President for a long time (Jacques Chirac), but he will die soon. They are very socialist, adn will soon be bankrupt, probably.

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New Zealand

2007-02-22T11:42:09Z

Oli21:

New Zealand is part of [[Oceania]].

New Zealand is part of [[Oceania]].

New Zealand is a tiny island near Austria.

History

New Zealand was historically known as "Zealand" by the aboriginies. They did nothing except sleep, eat and coppulate, and have therefore no History since they were so primitive.

Then the settlers came from Great-Britain and Australia, and civilised the place by killing the aboriginies and destroying their primitive art.

The settlers called the island "New-Zealand", and nothing happened until the year 2000, when Lord of the Rings finalyl gave this little island some much needed recognition.

Geography

New-Zealand is East of Austria, South of China, and North of Antartica.

Culture

New Zealand does not have any culture. But it does have a lof of sheep. So much, that humans are in fact a specie minority, recognised as such by the Statute on Specie Minority 1986, Act of Parliament. Human beings therefore have special rights over the animal majority, including, but not exclusively, the right to molest and and get married to sheep.

New Zealand is of course famous for the Lord of the Rings movies, where the locals were hired to play the "Orcs". The epic struggle can be understood in more detail by reading the book "The Lord of the Rings", or the movie "The Lord of the Rings". Since the trilogy was finished, New Zealand has drifted back into obscurity, and has even been erased from most World Maps.

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A local

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New-Zealand

New Zealand

2007-02-22T11:40:41Z

Oli21:

France

2007-02-22T10:56:41Z

Oli21:

A country in Europe. Thrived during the middle ages. Is now at a decline because of many reasons, such as a poor constituion and goverment problems.

History

France's History can be broadly summed up to a waving of the white flag when Hitler came a-knocking. They surrendered, like the cheese-eating-surrender monkeys that they are. Somehow they managed to get a seat at Yalta, and be considered "winners" of WWII, though most Historians agree this was due to a red wine induced error on Churchill's part.

Other historical highlights include winning the 98 Soccer World Cup by poisoning the Brazilian team, and refusing to help Iraqis rid themselves of their evil dictator. Some Historians argue that Naopleon almost conquered and united Europe, but like the movie Troy, it is hard to tell facts from fiction.

Geography.

France is somewhere in Europe, north of Andorra, South of the French Channel, East of the Atlantic Ocean, and West of Lichenstein.

Culture

France produces lots of smelly cheese, and acid wine. They also produce pompous sparkling white wine, called "Champagne". They like boring movies where nothing happens, like Amelie, and rubbish music no one outside France listens to.

All in all, France is declining country on the brink of civil war, as demonstrated by the 2006 riots. Islam is rampant, homosexuality legal, abortion is everywhere, communists are in power, and politics are corrupted. Realistically, the only way out for this third world country is to join forces with Germany, and become Franmany.

Talks between the countries are ongoing, mostly through the cover of the European Commission.

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France

2007-02-22T10:53:09Z

Oli21:

A country in Europe. Thrived during the middle ages. Is now at a decline because of many reasons, such as a poor constituion and goverment problems.

History

France's history can be summed up to a waving of the white flag when Hitler came a-knocking. They surrendered, like the cheese-eating-surrender monkeys that they are. Somehow they managed to get a seat at Yalta, and be considered "winners" of WWII, though most Historians agree this was due a red wine induced error on Churchill's part.

Other historical highlights include winning the 98 World Cup by poisoning the Brazilian team, and refusing to help Iraqis rid themselves of their evil dictator. Some Historians argue that Naopleon almost conquered and united Europe, but like the movie Troy, it is hard to tell facts from fiction.

Geography.

France is somewhere in Europe, north of Andorra, South of the French Channel, East of the Atlantic Ocean, and West of Lichenstein.

Culture

France produces lots of smelly cheese, and acid wine. They also produce pompous sparkling white wine, called "Champagne". They like boring movies where nothing happens, like Amelie, and rubbish music no one outside France listens to.

All in all, France is declining country on the brink of civil war, as demonstrated by the 2006 riots. Islam is rampant, homosexuality legal, abortion is everywhere, and politics are corrupted. Realistically, the only way out for this third world country is to join forces with Germany, and become Franmany.

Talks between the countries are ongoing, mostly through the cover of the European Commission.

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France

2007-02-22T10:49:12Z

Oli21:

France

2007-02-22T10:48:28Z

Oli21:

France

2007-02-22T10:23:08Z

Oli21:

A country in Europe. Thrived during the middle ages. Is now at a decline because of many reasons, such as a poor constituion and goverment problems.

History

France's history can be summed up to a waving of the white flag when Hitler came a-knocking. They surrendered, like the cheese-eating-surrender monkeys that they are. Somehow they managed to get a seat at Yalta, and be considered "winners" of WWII, though most Historians agree this was due a red wine induced error on Churchill's part.

Other historical highlights include winning the 98 World Cup by poisoning the Brazilian team, and refusing to help Iraqis rid themselves of their evil dictator. Some Historians argue that Naopleon almost conquered and united Europe, but like the movie Troy, it is hard to tell facts from fiction.

Geography.

France is somewhere in Europe, north of Andorra, South of the French Channel, East of the Atlantic Ocean, and West of Lichenstein.

Culture

France produces lots of smelly cheese, and acid wine. They also produce pompous sparkling white wine, called "Champagne". They like boring movies where nothing happens, like Amelie, and rubbish music no one outside France listens to.

All in all, France is declining country on the brink of civil war, as demonstrated by the 2006 riots. Islam is rampant, homosexuality legal, abortion is everywhere, and politics are corrupted. Realistically, the only way out for this third world country is to join forces with Germany, and become Franmany.

Talks between the countries are ongoing, mostly through the coer of the European Commission.
[[Image:map_of_france.jpg]]