https://www.conservapedia.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=MinistryConservapedia - User contributions [en]2026-10-14T15:01:47ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.35.14https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Reaganomics&diff=1333696Reaganomics2017-04-21T03:42:20Z<p>Ministry: </p>
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<div>Reaganomics killing me<br /><br />
Reaganomics killing me<br /><br />
Reaganomics killing me<br /><br />
Reaganomics killing you <br /><br />
Reaganomics killing me<br /><br />
Reaganomics killing me<br /><br />
Reaganomics killing me<br /><br />
Reaganomics killing you<br /><br />
Reaganomics killing me<br /><br />
Reaganomics killing me<br /><br />
Reaganomics killing me<br /><br />
Reaganomics killing you<br /><br />
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DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure the body's blessed and everything should be just fine.</div>Ministryhttps://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Supply-side_economics&diff=1333695Supply-side economics2017-04-21T03:40:44Z<p>Ministry: ........</p>
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<div>'''Supply-side economics''' is moronic parents of [[Reaganomics]]</div>Ministryhttps://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Slayer&diff=1333693Slayer2017-04-21T03:38:43Z<p>Ministry: </p>
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'''Slayer''' is an [[America]]n [[Heavy metal|thrash metal]] band formed in Huntington Park, [[California]] in 1981. The band has endured a strong series of backlashes from both [[Conservapedia]] because when they hear their music,they urinate in the pants from fear.<br />
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== Members ==<br />
*Tom Araya- Bass/vocals<br />
*Kerry King- Guitars<br />
*Jeff Hanneman (deceased)- Guitars<br />
*Dave Lombardo- Drums<br />
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== Awards ==<br />
*Best Metal Performance, Grammy Awards 2007<br />
*Best Metal Performance, Grammy Awards 2008<br />
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== Discography ==<br />
*''Show No Mercy'' - 1983<br />
*''Hell Awaits'' - 1985<br />
*''Reign In Blood'' - 1986<br />
*''South of Heaven'' - 1988<br />
*''Seasons In The Abyss'' - 1990<br />
*''Divine Intervention'' - 1994<br />
*''Diabolus en Musica'' -1998<br />
*''God Hates Us All'' - 2001<br />
*''Christ Illusion'' - 2006<br />
*''World Painted Blood'' - Set for release in late 2009<br />
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[[Category:Trash Metal Bands]]</div>Ministryhttps://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Moral_Majority&diff=1333692Moral Majority2017-04-21T03:38:23Z<p>Ministry: </p>
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<div>You call yourself the Moral Majority<br /><br />
We call ourselves the people in the real world<br /><br />
Trying to rub us out, but we're going to survive<br /><br />
God must be dead if you're alive <br /><br />
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You say, 'God loves you. Come and buy the Good News'<br /><br />
Then you buy the president and swimming pools<br /><br />
If Jesus don't save 'til we're lining your pockets<br /><br />
God must be dead if you're alive <br /><br />
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Circus-tent con-men and Southern belle bunnies<br /><br />
Milk your emotions then they steal your money<br /><br />
It's the new dark ages with the fascists toting bibles<br /><br />
Cheap nostalgia for the Salem Witch Trials<br /> <br />
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Stodgy ayatollahs in their dobble-knit ties<br />
Burn lots of books so they can feed you their lies<br />
Masturbating with a flag and a bible<br />
God must be dead if you're alive <br />
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Blow it out your ass, Jerry Falwell<br /><br />
Blow it out your ass, Jesse Helms<br /><br />
Blow it out your ass, Ronald Reagan<br /><br />
What's wrong with a mind of my own? <br /><br />
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You don't want abortions, you want battered children<br /><br />
You want to ban the pill as if that solves the problem<br /><br />
Now you wanna force us to pray in school<br /><br />
God must be dead if you're such a fool <br /><br />
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You're planning for a war with or without Iran<br /><br />
Building a police state with the Ku Klux Klan<br /><br />
Pissed at your neighbour? Don't bother to nag<br /><br />
Pick up the phone and turn in a fag <br /><br />
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Blow it out your ass, Terry Dolan<br /><br />
Blow it out your ass, Phyllis Schlafly<br /><br />
Ram it up your cunt, Anita<br /><br />
Cos God must be dead<br /><br />
If you're alive<br /><br />
God must be dead<br />
If you're alive<br />
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==References==<br />
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[[Category:Religion and Politics]]</div>Ministryhttps://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Mullet&diff=1333691Mullet2017-04-21T03:38:12Z<p>Ministry: Replaced content with "Only man alive with a mullet- Branko Djuric Djuro"</p>
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<div>Only man alive with a mullet- Branko Djuric Djuro</div>Ministryhttps://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Essay:Worst_Liberal_Video_Games&diff=1333690Essay:Worst Liberal Video Games2017-04-21T03:37:58Z<p>Ministry: </p>
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<div>I have excellent news for the world. There is no such thing as liberal video games . It does not exist. It's a figment of a lame cunt's imagination. There was never any such thing as liberal video games. It was the polite thing to say when you were trying to explain you were not into the boring old videogamebut you didn't dare to say do you love videogame because you were afraid to get kicked out of the fucking party and they wouldn't give you coke anymore. There's new video game, there's new indie videogame, there's Art games , there's Real-time tactics, there's pet-raising simulation, there's space flight simulation game , there's multiplayer online battle arena. But liberal video game doesn't mean shit." <br />
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==See also==<br />
*[[Greatest Conservative Video Games]]<br />
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==References==<br />
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