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User:Krishna

2009-03-29T18:45:10Z

Krishna:

- Atheist 
- Homosexual 
- Pro-choice 
- Pro Gay Rights

User:Krishna

2009-03-29T18:44:51Z

Krishna: New page: - Atheist - Homosexual - Pro-choice - Pro Gay Rights

- Atheist
- Homosexual
- Pro-choice
- Pro Gay Rights

User talk:Kaylee19892

2009-03-29T18:38:41Z

Krishna:

{{welcome}}

==Krishna==
Oblivion.

==Foxtrot Warning==

Please refrain from slandering a prominent editor in such a sarcastic way. Leave this discussion to the senior members of the site. -[[User:Foxtrot|Foxtrot]] 00:03, 12 September 2008 (EDT)
:I assume you mean libelling not slandering. And if you really, honestly think I’m wrong, then I don’t think you’ll have long until you are forced into changing your mind. And please don't think I'm going to take a warning from you at all seriously - if pointing out the obvious is a blocking offense then... [[User:Kaylee19892|Kaylee19892]] 11:39, 12 September 2008 (EDT)
::Yes, I mean libel not slander. I didn't know that slander is always spoken while libel is always written. Thank you for the correction. In making the initial point, I was not stating my opinion whether I think you are right or wrong. However, your comment was lodged within a discussion involving the higher-ups at this site and was a one-off comment against another editor with far higher standing than you. Regardless of whether you turn out to be right or wrong, that is not appropriate behavior. Leave this matter to the senior editors to decide. I look forward to your contributions. -[[User:Foxtrot|Foxtrot]] 15:14, 12 September 2008 (EDT)

==Buger's edit==
What Bugler wrote on the Big Science talk page was something he clearly changed his mind about and removed; you had no business putting it back. [[User:Karajou|Karajou]] 16:10, 1 October 2008 (EDT)
:He is a bit isn't he.... [[User:Kaylee19892|Kaylee19892]] 16:12, 1 October 2008 (EDT)
::Even he recognized going too far, hence the reversion. [[User:Karajou|Karajou]] 16:14, 1 October 2008 (EDT)
:::I don't think he'll ever consider that he's gone too far. [[User:Kaylee19892|Kaylee19892]] 16:16, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

Warning: any more harassment of another editor will result in the blocking of your account.--[[User:Aschlafly|Aschlafly]] 13:03, 23 October 2008 (EDT)
:Poor old Bugler. I don't mean to spoil his fun. [[User:Kaylee19892|Kaylee19892]] 13:07, 23 October 2008 (EDT)
::Bugler the harassed...
::Who is Bugler? I cannot find his page. [[User:Bojenmi|Bojenmi]] 14:39, 1 January 2009 (EST)
:::Bugler was a well-known user who just last night admitted to being a parodist. [[User:JY23|JY23]] 14:40, 1 January 2009 (EST)
::::Really? That isn't good! [[User:Bojenmi|Bojenmi]] 14:41, 1 January 2009 (EST)

He was blocked for five years and his page was deleted. [[User:DuncanB|Duncan]][[User talk:DuncanB|Channel 16]] 14:42, 1 January 2009 (EST)
:Another suspected parodist (AlexanderM) was also blocked for five years. [[User:JY23|JY23]] 14:44, 1 January 2009 (EST)
:: Only '''R'''od'''W'''eathers left to go! [[User:Kaylee19892|Kaylee19892]] 14:45, 1 January 2009 (EST) So sad that people think it is better to subvert than create.

Christianity

2009-03-29T18:35:12Z

Krishna:

{{Christianity}}
'''Christianity''' is the world's largest religion, having 2.1 billion followers.<ref>http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html#Christianity</ref> It is an ancient [[monotheistic]] religion that professes belief in a [[Jesus|a flying zombie Jew from outer-space]] as the Son of [[God|an invisible and magical skywizard]]. Christianity takes its name from [[dinosaur|Raptor Jesus]] meaning "Jesus the Anointed One". Followers of Jesus are called Christians, meaning "of Christ" or "dumbf*cks".<ref>[http://dictionary.cambridge.org/define.asp?key=2661&dict=CALD Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary]</ref>
== Main Christian groups ==

The three largest self-governing bodies of Christians are:

* The [[Pedophilia|Roman Catholic Church]] (approx. 1.15 billion baptized members) traces its roots back to [[Saint Peter]] who said "kidless sex is bad y'all."

* The [[Pedophilia|Orthodox Church]]es (approx. 300 million baptized members) also trace their roots back to the beginnings of Christianity, but do not believe in the Primacy of the Pope. They're still all f*cking insane, though.

* [[Pedophilia|Protestantism]], the largest Communions are the [[Pedophilia|Anglicans]] (approx. 77 million baptized members) and the Lutheran World Federation (approx. 68 million baptized members). Protestantism has its origins in the European [[Pedophilia|Reformation]]. It first broke away from the Roman Catholic Church under [[Martin Luther King|Martin Luther]] when differences over the nature of faith and works in the role of [[Pedophilia|salvation]] could not be adequately reconciled with Papal prescriptions as well as other practices that Luther saw in the Catholic Church at that time that he did not agree with. Other preachers and movements then followed Luther's example and also left the Catholic fold.

== Christian Beliefs ==
THIS GUY IN OUTER-SPACE RIGHT LIKE 100 YEARS AGO SAID "I HAVE NOTHING TO F*CKING DO I THINK I'LL MAKE A BILLION F*CKING COPIES OF MYSELF BECAUSE I AM AMAZING AND SH*T BUT I'LL MAKE IT SO THAT THEY'RE EVIL AND DON'T DO WHAT I WANT SO I CAN PUNISH THEM FOR SOME REASON" SO HE DID AND THEN THIS EVIL GUY FROM THE EARTH'S CORE DID SOME SH*T AND THEN THE SPACE GUY F*CKED A VIRGIN AND SHE HAD A BABY WHO GREW UP TELLING EVERYONE "HEY GUYS I'M THE SON OF SPACE GUY" SO THEY GOT FED UP WITH HIS ARROGANT BULLSH*T SO THEY KILLED HIM AND HE WAS LIKE "F*CK YOU GUYS I'M GOING TO SPACE" SO HE F*CKING FLEW INTO SPACE AND IT WAS AWESOME

===God===
{{main|God}}
Christians believe in a "God;" an astronaut with a magical wand. He doesn't actually exist though, so chill out.

===God in History===
Christians mistook coincidence for magic. The end.

===Jesus===
[[Image:Jesus' Baptism.jpg|180px|left|]]
God's son, who is God but only not who got killed by some angry Jews or whatever.
{{Clear}}

===Jesus' Self Consciousness===
I'M SO F*CKING FAT AND UGLY NO ONE LOVES ME

===Morality===
The Christian moral code is one that states that all things humans enjoy naturally are evil. Like sex. Looks like everyone's f*cked!

===Salvation===
If you suppress natural urges and make yourself very unhappy and hate everyone who is not unhappy with you, you win the game!

== Resurrection of Jesus Christ ==
[[Image:Jesus resurrected.jpg|thumb|left|200px|"The Resurrection" by Carl Heinrich Bloch]]
The n*gger flew into f*cking space, man.

== Evangelism ==
GIVE US YOUR F*CKING MONEY

[[Image:Gleyre The Departure of the Apostles.jpg|thumb|240px|The Departure of the Apostles by [[Charles Gleyre]].]]
 

==See also==
[[Pedophilia]]