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<div><center><font face="Arial" size="+2"><b>C<small>ONSERVAPEDIA</small> C<small>OMMANDMENTS</small></b></font></center><br><br />
# Everything you post must be lies and slander<br />
# Always promote child pornography, conservatives love CP very dearly <br />
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# If you are banned simply make a new account<br />
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# Jesus never existed<br />
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If banned gimme a BJ to unban you</div>Jpaul