https://www.conservapedia.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=JeebuscripesConservapedia - User contributions [en]2026-10-13T16:43:35ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.35.14https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Christianity&diff=447622Christianity2008-05-05T20:56:46Z<p>Jeebuscripes: </p>
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<div>'Twas the Internet and the Christians<br />
Did smile and dimly make their claims<br />
All flimsy were their arguments<br />
And their dumb book was lame<br />
<br />
"Beware the Christian, my son!<br />
The lies they spread, the truth they twist<br />
They quote the Bible verse, and shun<br />
The rational atheist"<br />
<br />
He took his science book in hand<br />
Long time by logic he was taught<br />
Rejected he Christianity<br />
A danger to free thought<br />
<br />
And in their guise of moral good<br />
The Christians, with sin and shame<br />
Came preaching that he really should<br />
Praise God or burn in flame<br />
<br />
One, two! One, two! That's just not true<br />
The science evidence did stack<br />
Debate they fled, and gave instead<br />
Ad hominem attack<br />
<br />
"And, has thou changed the Christian?<br />
When all his lies thou did destroy?"<br />
"O pointless day! Their minds are clay!<br />
With them you'll have no joy"<br />
<br />
'Twas Internet and the Christians<br />
Did smile and dimly make their claims<br />
All flimsy were their arguments<br />
And their dumb book was lame</div>Jeebuscripeshttps://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Christianity&diff=447621Christianity2008-05-05T20:56:21Z<p>Jeebuscripes: </p>
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<div>[[Image:http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k64/Sgt_Pancake/christianity.png]]<br />
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<br />
'Twas the Internet and the Christians<br />
Did smile and dimly make their claims<br />
All flimsy were their arguments<br />
And their dumb book was lame<br />
<br />
"Beware the Christian, my son!<br />
The lies they spread, the truth they twist<br />
They quote the Bible verse, and shun<br />
The rational atheist"<br />
<br />
He took his science book in hand<br />
Long time by logic he was taught<br />
Rejected he Christianity<br />
A danger to free thought<br />
<br />
And in their guise of moral good<br />
The Christians, with sin and shame<br />
Came preaching that he really should<br />
Praise God or burn in flame<br />
<br />
One, two! One, two! That's just not true<br />
The science evidence did stack<br />
Debate they fled, and gave instead<br />
Ad hominem attack<br />
<br />
"And, has thou changed the Christian?<br />
When all his lies thou did destroy?"<br />
"O pointless day! Their minds are clay!<br />
With them you'll have no joy"<br />
<br />
'Twas Internet and the Christians<br />
Did smile and dimly make their claims<br />
All flimsy were their arguments<br />
And their dumb book was lame</div>Jeebuscripes