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<p>GlassesGuy: gamble</p> <hr /> <div>Enter the stage!<br /> The doors are wide open for glory<br /> The air’s clear, perfect conditions for victory<br /> The game board’s callin’ my name today, it’s alright<br /> I don’t care if you’re an angel or a devil, I’m here to play<br /> ’cause I’m gonna keep the lead all night, boy<br /> Max out the table limit with your first B-E-T<br /> Keep cool, countin’ cards just like A-B-C<br /> “Yes, true believers will be saved<br /> Follow me and you’ll surely be repaid”<br /> That’s how they get ’em<br /> Hook, line, and sinker<br /> <br /> Sink or swim, lose or win, act like a high roller<br /> Blessed or cursed, even or odd<br /> Makes the win even richer<br /> Hit or miss, one mistake and it’s all game over<br /> Am I a fool? Yeah, maybe<br /> Might as well go a little crazy<br /> <br /> Make some noise!<br /> Fill the room with the bells of victory<br /> Now this is what real men dream of<br /> Who’s got the last laugh now?<br /> <br /> (Freeze!) Let’s get it, the triple seven of my dreams<br /> Blind me with big money, money, money<br /> (Freeze!) Am I going to hell or heaven?<br /> No one knows the path fate will take<br /> Seven… seven… cherry! Reality sucks!<br /> Money, money, money going right down the drain<br /> (Please!) Gimme, gimme the triple seven of my dreams<br /> Oh me, oh my, oh my god, my god, my god<br /> <br /> Are you ready to continue?<br /> I can hear the countdown in my head<br /> The machine’s laughing and you’re glarin’ right back<br /> Do I gotta say it? Let’s throw down<br /> Fall down seven times? A real man gets up eight<br /> This ain’t the place to be banking on beginner’s luck<br /> That win’s gonna cost you some serious bucks<br /> No time to hesitate, play the game<br /> The thrill alone should be enough to entertain<br /> Over and over, again and again, and again<br /> Slap down all your cash, danger’s all part of the strat<br /> The underdog’s supposed to win against all odds<br /> (Don’t you know?)<br /> <br /> Sink or swim, lose or win, leave it all to fate<br /> Blessed or cursed, even or odd, you just need some balls<br /> Fight or flight?<br /> Push through the fear with all your might<br /> Are you chicken? Bring it on<br /> Your concern? Not what I ordered<br /> <br /> Clap your hands!<br /> Keep pumping up the beat<br /> Now this is what real men dream of<br /> In the arena of pure passion<br /> <br /> (Freeze!) Let’s get it, the triple seven of my dreams<br /> Blind me with big money, money, money<br /> (Freeze!) Am I going to hell or heaven?<br /> No one knows the path fate will take<br /> Seven… seven… cherry! Reality sucks!<br /> Money, money, money going right down the drain<br /> (Please!) Gimme, gimme the triple seven of my dreams<br /> Oh me, oh my, oh my god, my god, my god<br /> <br /> Hey! (Hey!) My life is gamble!<br /> All you gotta do is believe<br /> This show’s only runnin’ once<br /> Come on everybody!<br /> Hey! (Hey!) My cup is runnin’ over with coin<br /> Pile ’em up, stack ’em up high to the ceilin’<br /> Shake it! Shake your body!<br /> You’re up when it’s high! (Up!)<br /> And down when it’s low! (Down!)<br /> Just lose control already<br /> Go round and round again! (Round!)<br /> Runnin’ on dopamine, heart pounding to the beat<br /> Go for broke on a single roll<br /> “Big money! Big money”<br /> <br /> This game’s got only one shot at victory<br /> Don’t let yourself end up a loser<br /> If you wanna strike it rich, you gotta bet it all<br /> A risk-free life is a hard no<br /> Seven… Seven… Seven! It’s like heaven<br /> Drink and sing the night away!<br /> Party! Party! Party!<br /> And that’s when the alarm goes off<br /> It was all just a dream?!<br /> The game is over<br /> Oh shit!<br /> The triple seven of my dreams!</div>

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