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The Beatles

2010-05-05T23:46:20Z

DanRatzinger:

[[Image:Beatles,0.jpg|right|thumb|The Beatles, preparing to rock the fvck out]]
===WARNING: ANYBODY WHO LOOKS AT, EDITS OR IN ANY WAY ALTERS OR ENCOvNTERS THIS ARTICLE IS REQvIRED BY FEDERAL LAW TO ROCK THE FvCK OUT===
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=ROCK THE FvCK OUT=
==HERE'S ANOTHER==
==CLvE FOR YOv ALL==
==THE WALRvS...==
=... ROCKED THE FvCK OUT!!!=
===YESTERDAY, TODAY, AND TOMORROW, LIKE HIS TvSKS WERE ON FvCKING FIIIIIIIIIRE===
[[Image:Beatles j.jpg|left|thumb|ROCK THE FvCK OOOOOvvvvvvT]]

==GEORGE, GvITAR SOLO!==
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==WOAH HIS FINGERS! THEY'RE LIKE BLvRRY LITTLE SAvSAGES! BLvRRY LITTLE GvITAR SHREDDING SAvSAGES! FvCK YEAH!==

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Ted Nugent

2010-05-05T23:44:16Z

DanRatzinger:

[[Image:450px-Ted_Nugent_in_concert.jpg|right|250px|thumb]]
'''Ted Nugent''' (b. 12/13/1948) is a [[conservative]] musician, originally from [[Detroit]], [[Michigan]], but currently rocking faces in Waco, [[Texas]]. He has recorded 30 albums that have sold over 35 million copies worldwide. He has published several books, including a cookbook he co-authored with his wife, Shermane. Nugent is an avid [[hunting|hunter]] and is often criticized by liberal wiener [[animal rights ]] protesters who have foolishly prioritized the lives of animals over meaty deliciousness. These people are idiots. Nugent is also a staunch conservationist, believing in maintaining healthy biodiversity. Through his efforts, he is able to maintain the constant flow of a diverse variety of tasty, freshly killed animals onto his grill. He has repeatedly stated his intent to make his middle finger larger and set it on fire. Fvck the fvck yes. I mean, ''fvck''. He is involved in many charitable programs, such as being a friend of [[George W. Bush]].<ref>http://www.tednugent.com/news/tv_stranglehold.shtml</ref>

You can pry Nugent's numerous guns from his cold, dead hands: he is on the Board of Directors of the [[National Rifle Association]]. He supports the fvck out of the American military and the [[Republican Party]]. Nugent believes that [[homosexuality]] is morally wrong and has also spoken out against using recreational [[drugs]], [[smoking]], and drinking [[alcoholic beverages]]. <ref>http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0637823/bio</ref>

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Strawberry

2010-05-05T23:41:34Z

DanRatzinger:

A '''strawberry''' is a small, red [[fruit]]. It grows above ground on small bushes and is slightly [[cone]] shaped. It has small yellow seeds which, unlike most berries, are on the outside of the fruit. It would like to be your friend. Will you be friends with it? NOOOO, STOP EATING IT. You killed it. Why would you do that? You make baby Bob Dole cry :(

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Cat

2010-05-05T23:40:26Z

DanRatzinger:

:''For the biological cat family, see [[Felidae]]''.
{{Taxonomy|image = cat.jpg|kingdom = Animalia|phylum = Chordata|subphylum = Vertebrata|class = Mammalia|order = Carnivora|family = Felidae|genus = Felis|species = F. silvestris|sub = F. s. catus (Domesticated cat)}}

'''The''' sound of bongos bops [[carnivore|in]] [[mammal|the]] background, a [[teeth|beret-behatted-beatnik]] bops his [[claw|head]], snaps his fingers, digs the [[cheetah|Beat]] beat on a three legged stool before his [[Australasia|coffeehouse]] [[Madagascar|audience]]. [[Antarctica|He]], being a cool, gone kind of cat, can be dangerous to humans.

The [[domestic cat]], believed to derive from a [[Africa|freakin]]' wild cat, has been ''used''

to control [[vermin]] or

''kept'' as a pet for thousands of years,

and worshiped as a god by the ancient old [[Egyptian|dinosaur]]s, amongst others today. The domestic cat remains extremely popular: as a [[pet]], there are an estimated 76 million pet cats in the [[United States]], soft and fluffy laying down belly up for a good scratch watching the sky blow by in the clouds and hoping there's time enough for a good

rain to wash them all away.

Species of cat include the [[lion|Ginsberg]],

[[tiger|Kyger]],
[[leopard|Burroughs]],
[[cheetah|Corso]],
[[jaguar|Kerouac]],
[[puma|di Prima]],
[[cougar|Cassady]],
[[ocelot|Huncke]],
[[lynx|Kandel]],
[[caracal|Carr]],
[[serval|Ferlinghetti]] and

''many''

smaller

breeds.

==Feral Cats==

A '''feral cat''' is a direct descendant of a domestic cat but is

untamed and generally frightening

in any human contact. A feral cat is usually one

that has returned to

the wild foraging for food and living.

In areas with open space, this is usually as a result of someone abandoning a cat (or cats), some of which are able to survive in the wild and breed, and breed and breed which leads
to the establishment of a colony of feral cats in
New York
and
San Francisco.

Such colonies usually exist for social and mutual protection purposes, but individual cats within each colony are expected to find

their own food.

The life of a feral cat is usually difficult and many do not survive for very long due to various factors such as having to catch their own food inadequate shelter from the elements encounters with other animals [[skunk|cops]] [[raccoon|squares]] etc or drugs or other feral cats (like Carr and Kammerer), dangers from vehicles on negro streets, and not receiving medical treatment.

For illnessess or injuries, cats as domesticated animals (pets) on average are afforded better care and thus have a better quality of life and longer life spans in a little

box of walls.

A ''stray'' cat is a cat that is unknowned, but crucially craves [[human]] [[touch]], may need food directly from a human, etc. The terms are often unchangeable, especially in popular usage.

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