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Burma

2007-03-22T02:38:05Z

Chuck Norris: New page: Who care about this country. Seems to had a war with Thailand, or Combadia. Filled with commies too. Then again, we'll bomb the shit out of this country and turn them into a democracy. We...

Who care about this country. Seems to had a war with Thailand, or Combadia. Filled with commies too.

Then again, we'll bomb the shit out of this country and turn them into a democracy. We'll free the bitch in house arrest and save the day!

Vietnam

2007-03-22T02:38:03Z

Chuck Norris:

Vietnam is a [[Communist]] nation in Southeast Asia bordering [[China]], [[Cambodia]], [[Laos]], and the [[Pacific Ocean]]. Much of Vietnam is mountaineous or covered in jungle. In the 20th century Vietnam was the site of guerilla fighting during World War Two in the 1940s, a war against the French for independance in the 1950s, and a civil war between the US backed South Vietnam and the Red China/USSR backed North Vietnam in the 1960s and 1970s. After American forces withdrew in 1975 the entire country fell to communism and the butcherous [[Khmer Rouge]] in nearby Cambodia was emboldened. The wide-spread use by the US Air Force of concentrated herbicides, especially the dioxin-contaminated Agent Orange, has been criticized for its long-lasting consequences on the environment. According to the Vietnamese government, it led to an important increase in birth defects.

We kicked the Gook's asses (or Charlies, but who cares anyways, their all chinks) in the war. Now their on our side now, although theire still reds.

Singapore

2007-03-22T02:38:01Z

Chuck Norris: New page: A rich country, like the Israel of South-east Asia. It's filled with chinks, but When it's attack by Malaysia or Indonesia, we'll help out and drop nukes in their capitals. YEAH! USA! ...

A rich country, like the [[Israel]] of South-east Asia. It's filled with chinks, but When it's attack by Malaysia or Indonesia, we'll help out and drop nukes in their capitals. YEAH! USA! USA! Cheese Burgers! Turn them into black glass, raghead bitches don't deserve to live anyway.

Cambodia

2007-03-22T02:37:51Z

Chuck Norris:

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Cambodia is a small south East Asian country to the west of [[Vietnam]] in the region known as Indochina. The indigenous people of Cambodia are known as the Khmer and it is believed that they have inhabited the land since 380BC. The first European super-power to colonise Cambodia was [[Spain]]. The first expedition lead by explorer Diego Passaso arrived on the west coast of the country on the 23rd of August 1745. Within three days of landing Passaso declared the land "terra nullius" and proclaimed part it part of the Spanish Empire. The land was named "Niño Gordo" (Spanish for Land of great fertility. This was a reference to the extremely fertile soil that was rich in trace elements and ideal for growing crops. The First colony was formed on the coast 3 miles south of the initial landing site. The Spanish named this "Pene Fragante" (Spanish for coastal paradise) and declared it the capital city. For 207 years the Spanish ruled with an Iron fist, and prejudice against the native Khmer was rife, In Spanish Niño Gordo it was legal for a person of Spanish decent to detain a Khmer if he or she walked within a three meter radius of the settlers house. Many unjust other unjust laws were introduced until in late 1951 when a group of Khmer rebels dubbed the "Khmer Blanche" lead by Khmer revolutionary Kung Doc Soc started purchasing weapons off the French who were at that time occupying the neighbouring Vietnam. The Khmer Blanche's main objective was the drive out the Spanish by whatever means possible. On at 1am January 1st 1952 a group of about 250 Khmer soldiers opened fire on a group of Spanish settlers celebrating the coming of the new year on the main street of Pene Fragante. From that point the Niño Gordian civil war began. The war lasted more than three years during which the Khmer Blanche's numbers rose rapidly from about 500 to 20 000 soldiers. Many of the conflicts occurred in the dense jungle that dominates the Cambodian land. On the 17th of November 1955 the Khmer Blanche seized the main Spanish Barracks at Pene Fragante and the war was over. The remaining Spanish officers were executed. On the 19th of February 1956 Doc Soc declared Niño Gordo as the Republic of Cambodia and renamed the capital city Phnom Penh (Khmer for Freedom City). [[Doc Soc]] was then democratically elected President. The next few years of Cambodia's history were peaceful in contrast to its neighbour Vietnam who during the 1950's and 60's went through a series of conflicts with both the French and the Americans. in 1975 a radical Communist named [[Pol Pot]] managed to seize control of the country and turned it into what can only be described as a malevolent dictatorship. Many Cambodians died while working on the rice plantations (often dubbed as killing fields) that Pol Pot forced the entire country to work on in order to contribute to the economy. In November 1978, Vietnam invaded Cambodia to stop Khmer Rouge incursions across the border and the genocide of Vietnamese in Cambodia. Violent occupation and warfare between the Vietnamese and Khmer Rouge holdouts continued throughout the 1980s. Peace efforts began in Paris in 1989, culminating two years later in October 1991 in a comprehensive peace settlement. The United Nations was given a mandate to enforce a ceasefire, and deal with refugees and disarmament.
After the brutality of the 1970s and the 1980s, and the destruction of the cultural, economic, social and political life of Cambodia, it is only in recent years that reconstruction efforts have begun and some political stability has finally returned to Cambodia. The democracy established following the conflict was shaken in 1997 during a coup d'état, but has otherwise remained in place.

Notable to us Americans for the killing of millions by a person called Pal Potter, but we don't give a damn. Other then that, we don't know shit about this country.

Thailand

2007-03-22T02:37:43Z

Chuck Norris:

The Kingdom of Thailand is located in Southeast Asia. It is bordered by Cambodia and Laos to the east, Malaysia to its south, and Myanmar to its [[west]]. Thailand has a population of 64,631,595. Its capitol is Bangkok.

Thailand is currently under a military government controlled by HM The King Bhumibol Adulyadej.

Thailand currency is the Baht. Its calling code is +66.

Ragheads are chopping off and blowing up Buddhist Thais in the south. Has something to do with Malaysia, me thinks. Thailand want's those ragheads to move to Malaysia to kill people there instead.

== References ==

1. Wile, Dr. Jay L. ''Exploring Creation With Geography.'' Anderson: Apologia Educational Ministries, Inc. 2007 <br>
2. [https://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/th.html CIA world factbook]
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