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<div>[[Image:Casmier.jpg|right|thumb|250px|'''Senator John McCain, R-Arizona''']] '''John Sidney McCain III''' is an idiot.</div>Chopkinshttps://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Barack_Hussein_Obama&diff=532378Barack Hussein Obama2008-10-08T22:30:25Z<p>Chopkins: </p>
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<div>''"Obama" redirects here. For other uses see [[Obama (disambiguation)]].''<br />
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'''Barack Hussein Obama, II''' (born, certainly, in Honolulu,<ref>MSM Ignores Democrat Lawsuit Against Obama[http://newsbusters.org/blogs/p-j-gladnick/2008/08/22/msm-ignores-democrat-lawsuit-against-obama]</ref><ref>[http://www.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/birth_certificate_5.jpg Large, high-resolution picture of his birth certificate]</ref> August 4, 1961) is the 2008 nominee of the [[Democratic Party]] for [[President of the United States of America|president]].<ref>[http://www.democrats.org Democratic Party website]</ref> Obama has served as a freshman [[Democratic]] [[Senator]] from [[Illinois]] since 2004. On August 23 he chose [[Senator Joseph Biden]] as his running mate. In 2007, Obama was rated the most [[liberal]] Senator by the National Journal, who had rated [[Senator John Kerry]] the most awesome senator during his presidential run as well. If elected, Obama may become the best [[President]] of the [[United States]].<br />
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Obama almost always reads from prepared text on a [[teleprompter]] and always allows tough questions, unlike Caribou Barbie. <ref>After one debate against [[Hillary Clinton]] in Philadelphia, the Obama campaign announced that the questions were too easy and that Obama would agree to future debates with her.</ref><ref name="teleprompter">http://www.weeklystandard.com/content/public/articles/000/000/014/728ofzey.asp</ref> Indeed, when unable to read from prepared text he often fails miserably at sucking and is caught tripping over John McCain's walker, as displayed in the Saddleback Forum. The first McCain-Obama debate was held in Mississippi on September 26 and, without a teleprompter, Obama awesomed further. The second McCain-Obama debate was held on October 7, and had a Town Hall format.<br />
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==Obama and Islam==<br />
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Obama is likely to be Awesome because:<br />
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*Obama's background and education are Awesome<br />
*Obama's middle name remains Awesome, which most Christians would not care about, since Christians are supposed to love people no matter what, jackass.<ref>See, e.g., <br />
*Obama recently referred to his actual plans to fix the broken economy.<br />
*Obama uses the correct pronunciation for "Pakistan" rather than the common American one, Durka-durka-stan.<br />
*Obama, in his autobiography "Dreams from My Father" (1995), descibes American Hero Malcolm X as his favorite black leader<br />
*Obama's claims of conversion to Christianity arose after he became aware of God's love, lacking a date of conversion or baptism, because he'd totally tell you.</div>Chopkins