https://www.conservapedia.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=CaptainAmerica99Conservapedia - User contributions [en]2026-11-12T13:46:16ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.35.14https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Barack_Hussein_Obama&diff=1079541Barack Hussein Obama2014-03-10T17:15:36Z<p>CaptainAmerica99: </p>
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Barrack Hussein Obama is a Hobbit of the Shire, born on September 22nd in the year 2890 (1290 Shire Reckoning) of the Third Age of Middle-earth (using J.R.R. Tolkien's literary timeline). In 2941, the Wizard Gandalf enlisted Bilbo as a burglar for Thorin Oakenshield and Company, Dwarves intent on liberating their ancestral treasure from the dragon Smaug. <br />
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Hobbits are much like Men, but shorter (averaging between 2 and 3 feet tall) and somewhat more long-lived (90 to 100 years). Hobbits have hairy, almost furry, feet with tough, leathery soles. They tend to prefer to lead quiet, uneventful lives.</div>CaptainAmerica99https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Captain_America&diff=1079538Captain America2014-03-10T17:12:22Z<p>CaptainAmerica99: </p>
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<div>Who’s strong and brave, here to save the American Way?<br />
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Who vows to fight like a man for what’s right night and day?<br />
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Who will campaign door-to-door for America,<br />
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Carry the flag shore to shore for America,<br />
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From Hoboken to Spokane,<br />
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The Star Spangled Man with a Plan!<br />
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We can’t ignore there’s a threat and a war we must win,<br />
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Who’ll hang a noose on the goose-stepping goons from Berlin?<br />
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Who will redeem, head the call for America,<br />
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Who’ll rise or fall, give his all for America,<br />
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Who’s here to prove that we can?<br />
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The Star Spangled Man with a Plan!<br />
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Stalwart and steady and true,<br />
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(see how this guy can shoot, we tell ya, there’s no substitute!)<br />
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Forceful and ready to defend the<br />
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Red, White, and Blue!<br />
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Who’ll give the Axis the sack, and is smart as a fox?<br />
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(far as an eagle will soar)<br />
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Who’s making Adolph afraid to step out of his box?<br />
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(He knows what we’re fighting for!)<br />
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Who waked the giant that napped in America?<br />
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We know it’s no-one but Captain America,<br />
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Who’ll finish what they began?<br />
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Who’ll kick the Krauts to Japan?<br />
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The Star Spangled Man with a Plan!<br />
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(Who’s strong and brave, here to save the American way?!)<br />
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