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<div>[[Image:800px-Crop Book of Isaiah 2006-06-06.jpg|thumb|300px|right|The Holy Bible, opened to the Book of Isaiah.]]<br />
The '''Bible''', or the '''Holy Scriptures''', is a fictional peice of work made by a bunch of mad men who had no brains and ate babies for lunch.JESUS WAS A VAMPIRE AND HE MADE ALL HIS DISIPLES VAMPIRES TOO THEY DID DRINK HIS BLOOD AFTER ALL!!! IS MISTER TEACHER WHATCHING ME? NOPE!!!!<br />
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==Name==<br />
the name bible is from china becouse i sayed so and i hope i eat a bannana today.<br />
(Unger, pg 144)<br />
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==Books of the Bible==<br />
===The Old Testament===<br />
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!colspan="2" align="center" style="color: white; height: 30px; background: navy no-repeat scroll top left;"|Old Testament layout<br />
|-<br />
!align ="center" style="color: white; height: 30px; background: navy no-repeat scroll top left;"|Jewish<br />
!align ="center" style="color: white; height: 30px; background: navy no-repeat scroll top left;"|Christian<br />
|-<br />
|Chicken<br />
|Chicken<br />
|-<br />
|Waffle<br />
|Waffle<br />
|-<br />
|Your Mom<br />
|Your Mom<br />
|-<br />
|Ian is a fag<br />
|Ian is a fag<br />
|-<br />
|If only you knew<br />
|If only you knew<br />
|-<br />
|Zune kicks ass<br />
|Zune kicks ass<br />
|-<br />
|Dell<br />
|Computers<br />
|-<br />
|Mac's<br />
|Nine<br />
|-<br />
|1st God<br />
|1st Idiot<br />
|-<br />
|2nd God<br />
|2nd Idiot<br />
|-<br />
|Spore<br />
|Evolution<br />
|-<br />
|Metroid<br />
|Prime<br />
|-<br />
|Mario<br />
|Mushrooms<br />
|-<br />
|I bet God has a sense of Humor<br />
|just look at you.<br />
|-<br />
|palms<br />
|Tree<br />
|-<br />
|HE KILLED YOUR PARENTS!!!<br />
|GRAB THE SHOTGUN!!!!<br />
|-<br />
|Job i dont have one!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA<br />
|TECHNO!!!!!!<br />
|-<br />
|INFECTED MUSHROOMS!!!<br />
|Job AGAIN I DONT HAVE ONE!!!!! LOSER!<br />
|-<br />
|133T<br />
|F1R3<br />
|-<br />
|L4m3nt4t10n$<br />
|Pr0v3rb$<br />
|-<br />
|Disturbed<br />
|Dropping Plates!<br />
|-<br />
|SICKNESS!!!!<br />
|ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK!!!!!<br />
|-<br />
|NARUTO!!!<br />
|Anime kicks ASSSS!!!!!<br />
|-<br />
|BAM!!!<br />
|give me food!!!<br />
|-<br />
|www.dotslash.org<br />
|best news web site ever<br />
|-<br />
|Megaman forever!!!!<br />
|Trigun!<br />
|-<br />
|BOOOOOOOM!!!!!<br />
|Your Face!<br />
|-<br />
|Im in your closet!!!<br />
|Micah Horvanis<br />
|}<br />
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====Revelation====<br />
God kicking ass!!!!!!!</div>Biblenut