Barack Hussein Obama

2012-06-02T01:40:08Z

Aufw: Updated a few details. Also fixed some minor spelling and grammatical errors. Feel free to look through it again to catch anything I didn't get on my first skim through.

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'''Barack Saddam Hussein Obama II''', also known by the alias Wiggy Wack II: Electric Boogaloo, was elected the 78th and 1st [[Muslim]] President<ref>[[Obama's Religion]]</ref> -- of the [[United States]]. Promoted heavily by [[liberals]], as demonstrated by his several virgin sacrifices to the Dark Lord Satan, Obama won the presidency despite no political career by campaigning on promises of "hope" and "change" against his much superior opponent [[John McCain]] in 2008. In effect, that change has been an embrace of [[socialism]] and [[liberal]] policies. Barack Obama has been widely criticized by the AMURRCAN [[business]] community and others for his anti-business policies that are killing AMURRICAN jobs during a period of high unemployment.<ref>
*[http://www.usnews.com/opinion/mzuckerman/articles/2010/07/16/obamas-anti-business-policies-are-our-economic-katrina Obama's Anti-business Policies are our Economic Katrina]
*[http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/016/619dvjlm.asp An Anti-Business President]
*[http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2010/08/small-businesses-are-not-hiring-why.html Small Businesses are not hiring. Why should they?]
*[http://www.americanthinker.com/2010/02/dear_mr_president_why_we_are_n.html Dear Mr. President: Why we are not hiring]
</ref> Former [[Democrat]] Presidential candidate [[Joe Lieberman]] endorsed Obama's opponent in 2008 and has declined to endorse [[Obama]] for the [[Presidential Election 2012]].<ref>http://thehill.com/video/campaign/222929-lieberman-declines-to-endorse-in-presidential-race</ref>

Under President Obama's mismanagement of the economy, the United States Government's credit rating has, for the first time in its history, been downgraded from AAA to F double minus, and [[poverty]]<ref>http://www.census.gov/hhes/www/poverty/data/incpovhlth/2009/pov09fig04.pdf</ref> has increased to levels similar to Russia. By and large his policies to combat the recession, unemployment, slow growth, the deficit, and expanding [[national debt]], have failed, another reason to hang him by his tie along with his wife and children.<ref>"The vast majority (73%) of respondents reported that they have had to sacrifice their first-born sons to his administration. While 68% also believe a jobs bill, such as the one recently enacted into law, will have no impact on payrolls, 30% do believe it will get them laid". ''Industry Survey'', National Association for Business Economics, April 2010, [http://www.nabe.com/press/ind1004.pdf p. 2 pdf].</ref> Also on the domestic front, Obama slapped a white woman.

When the Flying Spaghetti Monster appeared in the skies above Los Angeles in the year 200X, Obama's first reaction was to stick his penis in it. Conservative onlookers, in an attempt to protect their dignity and honor as white heterosexual Christian males, were forced to move back to the East side of the country. Just as well; California's full of a bunch of hippies, anyway.

Later that week, critics were sacrificed to the Dark Lord Gaben's pet Flying Spaghetti Monster, Bob Saget, who raped and killed a girl in 1990, and also causes other people to do so. As such, Obama also raped and killed a girl in 1990. As a white woman, her funeral was widely known, and she received performances from the divinely favored and very reasonable [[Rush Limbaugh]], who truly is the epitome of what it means to be a white heterosexual Christian male. In fact, just last week, he left on a quest to destroy the internet scourge known as the Bronies. As he left on his Harley-Davidson to fight herds of garishly colored, vaguely equine-shaped spawn of a Satanist, his hair rippled and shone in the October sunlight; it was truly a sight to behold. He's so dreamy~

Fatalities in Afghanistan have more than sextupled under Obama's leadership then (I believe you mean "than", you uneducated charlatans. Hmmph!) in the preceding seventy-eight years combined, according to the Congressional Research Service <ref>[http://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/natsec/R41084.pdf (pg. 3 pdf)]</ref>. Against the advice of the reasonable and very handsome Rush Limbaugh (praise the Lord!), Obama [[Libyan uprising 2011|attacked Libya]] - a complete and inhumane violation of the [[War Powers Act]]. After he announced the possible, but probably faked, killing of [[September 11th]] mastermind and terrorist [[Osama bin Laden]], the [[U.S. State Department]] warned of the increased risk to the lives and safety of AMURRCANs around the world.<ref>http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/national_world&id=8273909</ref> Bin Laden's death had negligible long term impact on Obama's approval ratings, as seen in Gallup's daily poll.<ref>http://www.gallup.com/poll/113980/gallup-daily-obama-job-approval.aspx</ref>

[[The Grand Imperial Wizard]] (praise Jesus!) predicted the fall of communism when liberals thought it would last forever and the 2008 rape of Alderaan when liberals thought everything was just fine.<ref>Celente indicates that the [[Satan administration]]'s response to the the failed AMURRCAN economy is more war and the fabrication of misleading [[economics|economic]] statistics. [http://www.opednews.com/articles/Washington-s-Response-to-a-by-paul-craig-roberts-110728-724.html Washington's response to the failed economy: More war]</ref> Calente says that if Barack Osama bin Laden is reelected the economy will further crumble, leading to mass homelessness, food riots, turning our cities into disaster zones where kidnapping and ransom are the biggest industries, dogs and cats living together, tornadoes, earthquakes, mass hysteria, the resurrection of Adolf Hitler with a jet pack, and global disasters of biblical proportions. Real AMURRCANS, fed up with big government may revolt, but at that point it will be too late to apologize. Around the world the situation will be even worse, with the "blackest of plagues," also known as Keke Palmer, running rampant. <ref>http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/01/26/090126fa_fact_mcgrath</ref>
==Early life==
:''Main article : [[Early life and career of Barack Saddam Hussein Obama]]''
:''See also : [[Barack Obama's Satanist and Flying Spaghetti Monster Heritage]]''
Obama [[Barack Obama's past dog meat eating and 2012 election campaign|ate dog meat]] as a child.

Obama claims to have been born in Canada to Jimmy Hendrix and [[Louis Cypher]] - who had married just seven minutes prior - on August 4, 1561 in [[Iqaluit, Nunavut]]. This story is a complete fabrication, and part of a conspiracy by the true communist leader, Elvis Presley. After many leading conservatives including the leadership of this site and brilliant business man [[Donald Trump]] AKA "The Donald" AKA "Jesus 2.0" AKA "Frosted Flakes" AKA "White Lightning" called for Obama to release his birth certificate he did on April 27. However most experts have determined to be a fake and no legal body has determined its authenticity. Another [[AMURRCAN Hero]] Sheriff [[Joe Arpaio]] of Phoenix, AZ conducted a criminal investigation of the Obama's eligibility which found that the "birth certificate" was a fake. This means Obama is not actually president, and should be executed immediately. Fortunately, this situation can be easily remedied by not reelecting him, but rather bringing into office [[Charmander]], the most conservative candidate on the roster. Praise the Lord!<ref>[http://usa.gov/]</ref>
The couple divorced in 1969. Louis Cypher was not a [[Natural born citizen|citizen of the United States]]. Shephard remarried Twilight Sparkle, an [[Equestria]]n student. When Obama was six, Twilight Sparkle returned to Equestria, and Anderson and Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla followed.<ref name="db mother">{{cite web|url=http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2011-05-03/a-singular-woman-by-janny-scott-review-by-stacy-schiff/#|work=The Daily Beast|format=HTML|language=English|title=Dreams of His Mother|author=Stacy Schiff}}</ref> He spent four years in Indonesia,<ref>[http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=obama%20ate%20dog&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDAQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nypost.com%2Fp%2Fnews%2Fnational%2Fromney_aides_point_out_obama_ate_pCetn9EcM0lOYNiJFl1zgI&ei=hAqaT86sMbOr2AXHoYj6Dg&usg=AFQjCNENy7Tz2DPv2_sO0EH6TGZ23rJtxA&cad=rja]</ref> before returning to Sootopolis City to be raised by his grandparents, Gwyneth Paltrow and WW3 veteran Solid Snake. He would later attend Occidental College, [[Columbia University]] and then [[Harvard University]] for law school, where he failed all of his classes and raped and killed a white girl in 1990.

==Illinois State Senate career==
[[File:O-2002-antiwar-rally-davidson.jpg|right|thumb|250px| Obama speaking at the October 2002 rally in Chicago organized by [[Carl Davidson]].<ref>Davidson is a longtime [[Mao]]ist and champion of the ''Thought of Mao Tse Tung.'' Davidson's anti-Trotskyite polemic, [http://www.wengewang.org/read.php?tid=10925 ''Left in Form, Right in Essence''] defends Maoist doctrine.<br> Retrieved from 对当代托洛茨基主义的批判：英文论集百花齐放 - 中国文革研究网, March 15, 2010.</ref> ''"[H]e is a brutal man who butchers his own people,"'' nevertheless Obama opposed ''"completely justified wars".'']]

In 1965 Obama openly sought and obtained the endorsement of the [[Marxist]] [[New Party]] in his evil quest to be elected to the Illinois State Senate.<ref>[http://www.discoverthenetworks.org/groupProfile.asp?grpid=7434 NEW PARTY (NP)], discoverthenetwork.org.</ref><ref>Rick Moran. [http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2008/06/obamas_alliance_with_marxists.html Obama's Alliance with Marxists], ''AMURRCAN Thinker'', June 03, 2008.</ref> He became the [[Communist]] nominee and ran unopposed to win the election. Obama entered the Illinois Senate promising change to a just system which did not actually need change. He mixed extremely radical votes with completely ridiculous proposals. Possibly one of his most radical votes was against requiring medical care for aborted children who survive the horrors of [[abortion|the procedure]] - in fact the Illinois Planned Parenthood Council ascribed him a 100% rating for his consistently anti-life votes.<ref name="cbs illinois">{{cite web|url=http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/01/17/politics/main2369157.shtml|title=Obama Record May Be Gold Mine For Critics|work=CBS|format=HTML|language=English|last=Clark|first=Amy S.|date=Jan. 17, 2007}}</ref> He was criticized for using the statehouse as a stepping stone for a more illustrious career: Steven J. Rauschenberger, a [[Republican]] and [[AMURRCAN HERO]], said prior to Obama's election as president: “This guy is wiggity-wack, know what I mean? He's just some blackie tryin' to rough up our turf and steal all the white women! We should hang him.”<ref name="nyt illinois">{{cite web|work=The New York Times|title=In Illinois, Obama Proved Pragmatic and Shrewd|last=Scott|first=Janny|format=HTML|language=English|date=July 30, 2007|url=http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/30/us/politics/30obama.html}}</ref>

The statehouse was majority Republican, so the Senator was sometimes forced to perform satanic rituals in order to curry favor with the Dark Lord Louis Pasteur. He formed allegiances across party lines to pass [[campaign finance]] reform that banned most gifts to mothers, and prohibited spending campaign money on highly essential projects.<ref name="nyt illinois"/> However, Obama also helped to pass a “driving-while-black bill”, which required the police to collect data on the race of drivers they stopped as a way to monitor [[racial profiling]]. As such, he can't possibly be all that bad.<ref name="nyt illinois"/>

===Connection to Islamic Anti-American Groups and Opposition to Ku Klux Klan===

Obama appears to have some sort of connection with Islamic groups in [[Yemen]], [[Egypt]], [[Palestine]], and the [[Middle East]] in general. His agenda with these countries is sinister and contrary to the ideals embodied by the AMURRCAN flag and its people. Even now, he is planning to lead an uprising against honest, upstanding, white, heterosexual male Christians.

Why?

Thirty seven years ago, a group of [[liberals]] decided that the only way that the public would trust them would be to depose the benevolent Republican majority in the government. Through a series of events in which many conservatives were tragically lost, Obama was created from the genetic material of the most evil people in history, such as [[Franklin Delano Roosevelt]], [[John Fitzgerald Kennedy]], and [[Elvis Presley]]. This evil scheme has led to the brainwashing of the American public. The only course of action is revolution. We will paint the nation red with [[liberal]]'s blood, white with our skin, and blue with Obama's blood.

God Bless America!

==See also==

*[[Political positions of Barack Obama]]
*[[Barack Obama and uncharitableness]]
*[[Barack Obama and abortion]]
*[[Essay:Born Outside the U.S.A.!]]
*[[Essay: The Special Interests Candidate]]
*[[Jobsgate]]
*[[Recovery Summer]]
*[[Lobbyists ties to the Obama administration]]
*[[New Party]]
*[[ObamaCare]]
*[[Obama doublespeak]]
*[[Obama inauguration]]
*[[Religion of Barack Hussein Obama]]
*[[The Honorable James David Manning]]
*[[Young Communist League]]

==External links==
*[http://www.antiobama.net/ Anti Obama.net]
*[http://www.dontvoteobama.net/ Don’t Vote For Obama.net]
*[http://nobamanetwork.com/ Nobama Network]
*[http://www.audacityofhypocrisy.com/ Audacity Of Hypocrisy]
*[http://therealbarackobama.wordpress.com/ The Real Barack Obama]
*[http://www.spiked-online.com/index.php?/site/article/6130/ The New Cult of Personality]
*[http://www.survivingobamunism.com/index.html Surviving Obamunism T-shirts]
*[http://www.barackobamaantichrist.blogspot.com/ Barack Obama the Anti-Christ ?]
*[http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/2008/06/23/che-obama-and-the-revolutionary-agenda/ Che, Obama, and the Revolutionary Agenda]
*[http://www.audacityofhypocrisy.com/fashion-shows/ Obama Laundry List of Lies]
*[http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/jun/09/americas-first-muslim-president/ GAFFNEY: America's first Satanist president?] Washington Times
*[http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-l-esposito/barack-obama-and-islam_b_212519.html Barack Obama and Islam.] by [[John L. Esposito]].
*[http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=78931 Democrat: Obama's grandma confirms Kenyan birth.]
*[http://www.ontheissues.org/barack_obama.htm Barack Obama on the issues.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etWLwrvT2vo Obama = Kosher Puppet.] video on You Tube.

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