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<p>AschlafIy: fixing documentation</p> <hr /> <div>{| class=&quot;infobox&quot; style=&quot;margin-left:5px;margin-bottom:5px;text-align:center;float: right; font-size: 80%; clear:right; background:white; border: 1px solid blue;&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;<br /> |-<br /> |[[Image:Holy Trinity.jpg|50px|Cross]]<br /> |-<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |&lt;br /&gt;&lt;big&gt;'''[[Holy Trinity]]'''&lt;/big&gt; <br /> |-<br /> | style=&quot;font-size:11px&quot; |<br /> [[God|God, the Father]]&lt;br /&gt;<br /> [[Jesus Christ|God, the Son]]&lt;br /&gt;<br /> [[Holy Spirit|God, the Holy Spirit]]<br /> |}&lt;includeonly&gt;[[Category:Trinity]]&lt;/includeonly&gt;&lt;noinclude&gt;<br /> {{TemplateDoc|pages=Article pages|purpose=For the three members of the Trinity|cat=Trinity}}<br /> {{Parms|<br /> }}<br /> &lt;/noinclude&gt;<br /> &lt;div style=&quot;position:absolute;left:10px;top:45px;height:2000px;background-color:#e9f4f5&quot;&gt;<br /> '''Jesus Christ''' was a man commonly regarded as the '''son of God'''. Born in a [[brothel]] in [[Bethlehem, Pennsylvania]], son of [[Mary|a local prostitute]] and [[Milton Street]], brother of [[Philadelphia]] [[Mayor]] [[John Street]], [[Jesus]] learned from an early age that his private parts were much larger than average, at 9.2&quot; (32.27 cm).<br /> <br /> At age 18, Jesus moved to [[San Francisco, California]]. Unable to hide his [[homosexual]] tendencies any further, he went to a [[bath house]] and performed homosexual intercourse on 12 men who would henceforth be dubbed '''The Twelve [[Apostle]]s'''. He then spilled his seed on forty young men who would then be known as '''The Forty [[Disciple]]s'''.<br /> <br /> Jesus later went to [[Washington D.C.]] where [[President]] [[George W. Bush]] went down on him. However, Jesus' large member choked the President to death, so Jesus cut off his skin and put it on like a suit. Jesus then begun performing his Presidential duties, while secretly beginning an affair with [[Alberto Gonzales]]. However, this irked Gonzales' partner [[Senator]] [[Rick Santorum]], who nailed Jesus to a wooden cross by his sizable member, killing him. Three days later Jesus rose from the dead, killed Santorum, and had intercourse with his lifeless skull. <br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> [[Jeffrey Dahmer]]<br /> &lt;/div&gt;</div>

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