https://www.conservapedia.com/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Ali 2026-10-09T04:18:22Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.35.14 https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Rick_Santorum&diff=271364 2007-08-19T14:22:07Z

<p>Ali: </p> <hr /> <div>[[Image:SantorumConcedes.jpg|right|400px|thumb|Rick Santorum and his family announcing his concession in the 2006 election.]]<br /> <br /> Santorum can refer to:<br /> <br /> 1. The frothy mix of ejaculate and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of dabuttsechs. It may also include lube. But who uses lube?<br /> 2. Any other composite miasma of unpleasantness metaphorically similar to said frothy mix.<br /> 3. An ultra-conservative Senator who has since been thrown out of the United States Congress for being a fag. <br /> <br /> ==References==<br /> <br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT: Santorum, Rick}}<br /> [[Category:Political people]]</div>

Ali https://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Martin_Luther&diff=271362 2007-08-19T14:17:18Z

<p>Ali: </p> <hr /> <div>IRCOp of the world's Roman Catholics. He is best known for his flamboyant hats, his time-traveling powers, and for looking exactly like the evil Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars as well as for fulfilling the Emperor Palpatine's fictional role in real life (The Vatican is no moon; rather, it is a space station).<br /> <br /> Fun Facts About the Current Pope<br /> <br /> * Is king of all the child molestors and gets batshit crazy when this gets pointed out<br /> * Has pecs the size of small moons<br /> * Strongest recorded jaw strength of any animal or human, living or dead<br /> * Real name is Amanda<br /> * Had a brief love affair with Borat.<br /> * He wields the strength of 10 ordinary Popes<br /> * Once had body of former pope dug up, clothed, tried for various crimes, convicted, and thrown into the Rubicon<br /> * His skin is actually made of precious Adamantium and can change into a llama at will<br /> * Tried to convert Luke Skywalker to the dark side of the force<br /> * He murdered 12 Jews with force lightning when he was supposedly &quot;forced&quot; into joining the Hitler Youth last Thursday<br /> * Is not attracted to women<br /> * Has published a book translating it in at least 100 languages, but everybody failed to give a damn about it<br /> * Worked for Hitler during World War II but is now pope for some reason<br /> * Current model of Pope-Mobile does 0-60 in 37 seconds, but gets 114 mpg (diesel) <br /> <br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Luther, Martin}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Religious people]]</div>

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