User:AlephNull

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Residency

I reside in the tranquil haven of Kerry, Ireland the place where any intellectual teenager comtemplating philosophy will be too busy dodging the threat of "knackers"[chavs?] attempting to "beat[pronounced "bate" with a long "a"] the head off ya", to actually engage in philisophical discussion. That said the local "knackers" are actually more engaging than the "intellectual" metalheads.

Everyone in Kerry could be described as a hedotheists who either worship the G.A.A[Gaelic Athletics Association] or Slayer,but the two are not mutually exclusive. Though Kerry would be described as a bastion of catholocism, local teenagers "worship" Gaelic Football/Heavy Metal on saturdays and "play" church on sundays.

Myself

Like all Kerry adolescents I love a bit of craic/crack and have some fun. I am a bit of a socially-deprived nerd

Motivation

Oh yah, and dare aye was looking a dis 'site tinking to myself wouldn't be great craic to go and upgrade it.