Essay: Ponies vs. atheism - Ponies win

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Women and girls throughout the world love ponies, but most women and girls dislike atheism.[1][2] Ponies are often nicer than American atheists who typically give less to charity than American theists.[3]

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Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women

A militant atheist says hello to his neighbor during a stroll through his neighborhood.

Please see: Atheists say the darnedest things!

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Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women

Atheism and marriageability

Atheism and marriageability

3 things many women don't like

Spiders, snakes and atheism! [4][5] [6][7] Most women do not like atheism! [8][9][10] Like the serpent in the Garden of Eden, atheists are often deceptive (Please see atheism and deception).

In 2003, the inept atheist organization American Atheists picked a big hairy spider as the mascot of atheism in order to soften the image of atheism.[11] American women's reaction? Eeww!

Meanwhile, pictures of the baby Jesus, pictures of Jesus holding lambs and pictures of Jesus surrounded by little children continue to melt women's hearts.

3 things many women love

1. Jesus

2. Many American women love their kind and generous God fearing husbands who tend to give more to charity than the typical American atheist.[12]

3. God's creation the pony[13]

Woman spends two weeks living in her car so she could help her minature pony

PZ Myers

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The Daily Mail reports:

“ A rare miniature pony born prematurely with twisted legs is facing death unless his owner can raise £6,000 to pay for lifesaving surgery.

Cute mini Minxy, a Falabella pony, was born just ten weeks ago at stables in St Blazey, Cornwall.

Owner Joanne Morris, from Truro, spent two weeks living in her car so she could provide round the clock care to the sick animal at her parents' stables.[14]

”

Question: How many women have spent two weeks living in their car to help atheists Richard Dawkins, PZ Myers or Penn Jillette?

Answer: 0

Another clear case of: Ponies vs. atheism - Ponies win!

Look how happy this woman is with her minature pony!

Look how happy this woman is with her minature pony HERE. They look so happy together! Women love ponies more than do atheism. Case closed!

Did boorish and uncouthe atheists men make the atheist Rebecca Watson become a feminist?

Richard Dawkins
Did the abrasive Richard Dawkins say to the furious atheist woman Rebecca Watson, please don't hit me?[15] Everyone knows that Richard Dawkins lacks machismo and that he refuses to debate his strongest debate opponents. Please see: Instances of Richard Dawkins ducking debates

See also: Elevatorgate and Atheism and women and Abrasiveness of Richard Dawkins

Within the militant New Atheism movement, there appears to be a significant amount of contention between men and women with complaints from women that there is a significant amount of misogny within the atheist community and its leadership is too heavily populated with men.[16][17] This may partly explain why Western atheism is less appealing to Western women (see: Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women). In addition, the significant amount of contention between men and women may apply to Western atheism as a whole. As noted earlier, Wired magazine made the observation that atheists tend to be quarrelsome, socially challenged men.

Rebecca Watson vs. boorish atheists men: Epic battle of the sexes within the atheist community

See also: Elevatorgate

The Atheism Analyzed blog declares:

“ This must be an example of being Good Without God.

I am not really familiar with SkepChick, and have not visited that site until now, when the controversy rages around it. Apparently the Atheist penchant for vilifying instead of edifying has extended to its own, as Atheists and Skeptics have attacked SkepChick. That is why the SkepChick is going Feminist.

'So here we are today. I am a feminist, because skeptics and atheists made me one. Every time I mention, however delicately, a possible issue of misogyny or objectification in our community, the response I get shows me that the problem is much worse than I thought, and so I grow angrier. I knew that eventually I would reach a sort of feminist singularity where I would explode and in my place would rise some kind of Captain Planet-type superhero but for feminists. I believe that day has nearly arrived.'[18]

”

Setting aside the fact that boorish and uncouthe atheist males cannot make you become a feminist and it is merely how you choose to react to them, how many women are extremely angry at their ponies? We all know the answer to this question: Zero.

How can Rebecca Watson best leave the odious snare of feminism?

Feminist atheist women may rail at aggressive, socially challenged atheists men, but ponies remain unscathed by the fury of feminist, atheist women. Please see: Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women

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If Rebecca Watson really wants to leave feminism, Conservapedia suggest she leaves atheism and become a Christian. Consider the information directly below.

The American Spectator declared:

“ The report estimates about 80,000 new Christians every day, 79,000 new Muslims every day, and 300 fewer atheists every day. These atheists are presumably disproportionately represented in the West, while religion is thriving in the Global South, where charismatic Christianity is exploding."[19] ”

Besides Christianity having an abundant amount of evidence supporting it and the power of God behind it, Christian men are so much nicer that atheists men! Mean, boorish, selfish and insensitive atheist men are helping causing atheism to lose 300 people a day, while nice Christian men are co-laboring with God to help cause about 80,000 people a day declare themselves to be Christians.

Christianity vs. atheism: Triumph of the gospel of love

Please read: The Triumph of the Gospel of Love

Let Rebecca Watson's bad experiences with boorish atheists men be a lesson to all atheists women

Advice to atheists women: Dump atheism like a bad habit and avoid as many of those quarrelsome, socially challenged atheist men as possible that Wired wrote about.

Some quotations from hysterical feminists for Rebecca Watson

Atheist Rebecca Watson disparaged Richard Dawkins in the Elevatorgate scandal. William Shakespeare wrote: Hell hath no fury like a women scorned.

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Robin Morgan

  • "I feel that 'man-hating' is an honourable and viable political act, that the oppressed have a right to class-hatred against the class that is oppressing them."[20]
  • "We can't destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage."[21]

Andrea Dworkin

  • "Marriage as an institution developed from rape as a practice."[22]

Marilyn French

  • "As long as some men use physical force to subjugate females, all men need not. The knowledge that some men do suffices to threaten all women. He can beat or kill the woman he claims to love; he can rape women ... he can sexually molest his daughters ... THE VAST MAJORITY OF MEN IN THE WORLD DO ONE OR MORE OF THE ABOVE" - The War Against Women, p. 182 (her emphasis)[23]

In fiction authored by Marilyn French

  • My feelings about men are the result of my experience. I have little sympathy for them. Like a Jew just released from Dachau, I watch the handsome young Nazi soldier fall writhing to the ground with a bullet in his stomach and I look briefly and walk on. I don't even need to shrug. I simply don't care. What he was, as a person, I mean, what his shames and yearnings were, simply don't matter" - The Women's Room
  • "All men are rapists and that's all they are" - The character Mia in her novel The Women's Room, p. 462[24]

Other

  • "The nuclear family must be destroyed ... Whatever its ultimate meaning, the break-up of families now is an objectively revolutionary process" - Linda Gordon

Atheists women may rail at atheists men, but ponies remain unscathed by atheist women fury!

Please notice: Not a single angry quote about ponies from women! Angry feminist atheist women may rail at aggressive, socially challenged atheists men, but ponies remain unscathed by fury of feminist, atheist women!

Are many atheists abrasive?

Are many atheists abrasive? Please see: Atheists say the darnedest things!

Another reason why most women and girls love ponies and dislike atheism

Unlike many Western World atheists, most ponies are not obese! Please see atheism and obesity

Atheist makes candid admission?

"actually, I do have trouble finding a smart, intelligent and atheist girlfriend cause they are so rare..." [25]

Views on atheists

See also: Where was Sam Harris when the New Atheists needed him? - satire

Dr. Sam Harris, a founder of the New Atheism movement, is well aware of the stigma surrounding atheism and has advocated that atheists no longer call themselves atheists.[26] In fact, Dr. Harris has said concerning the label of atheist, "It's right next to child molester as a designation."[27]

Concerning the various views on atheists, research in the American Sociological Review finds that among several groups listed, those who hold the position of atheism are the group that Americans relate least to in terms of their vision of American society and are the group most likely to be mentioned as one that Americans would not want to have marry into their family.[28] Studies also indicate that atheists are a minority in the population. In addition, studies indicate that people tend to marry people with similar values or who resemble their parents or themselves.[29][30]

Position: This group does not at all agree with
my vision of American society: 		I would disapprove if my child wanted
to marry a member of this group:
Atheist 39.6% 47.6%
Muslim 26.3% 33.5%
Homosexual 22.6% NA
Conservative Christian 13.5% 6.9%
Recent Immigrant 12.5% Not Asked
Hispanic 7.6% 18.5%
Jew 7.4% 11.8%
Asian American 7.0% 18.5%
African American 4.6% 27.2%
White American 2.2% 2.3%

Videos demonstrating that horsepower is more powerful than so called "strong atheism"

Autumn foliage

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Horsepower is more powerful than so called "strong atheism" which everyone with some horse sense is certainly aware of. My apologies if you are not aware of the term "strong atheism". So called "strong atheism" is so incredibly weak, you may not be aware of this term!

Below are some powerful videos!

The graceful beauty of horses, like the autumn foliage, cannot be adequately explained by atheism or evolution in terms of its origin.[31][32]

As far as arguments for the existence of God, overweight and unsightly atheists such as PZ Myers, Stephen Fry, Penn Jillette, Matt Dillahunty and others too numerous to mention (please see Atheism and obesity), often fail to appreciate the argument from beauty. In addition, atheism is generally more well known for its mass murder, its uncharitableness and other unpleasantries, than being known as a philosophy filled with joy and beauty. Generally speaking, overweight and unsightly atheists and/or atheists with ugly mindsets, frequently fail to fully appreciate the argument from beauty.

To the pure, all things are pure; but to those who are defiled and unbelieving, nothing is pure, but both their mind and their conscience are defiled. - Titus 1:15 (NASB)

A pilot who made the mistake of flying a pro-atheism aerial banner standing next to his atheism doghouse.[33]

Please see: Atheism doghouse

A pilot refuses to go into the atheism doghouse

See also: Atheism doghouse

In July of 2011, a pilot who was asked to fly a pro-atheism aerial banner refused and said "his wife would divorce him if he made the flight."[34]


Note: The idiom "in the doghouse" refers to "facing punishment for doing something wrong" and is often used by men to describe actions they took which made their spouses/girlfriends angry.[35]

Quotes concerning atheism

"Although many atheists are loathe to admit it, in the highly competitive race for women's affection, atheism definitely does not win, place or show. Once again, ponies are triumphant!" - Anonymous

"The race between ponies and atheism for women's approval was definitely not a photo finish." - Anonymous

"Unlike Christianity, atheism has no proof and evidence to justify itself. It's time to take atheism to the glue factory." - Anonymous

"The atheist was jockeying for the woman's affection, but once she found out he was an atheist, the race was over." - Anonymous

"So called 'strong atheism' is an oxymoron if I ever heard one. It reminds me of the term jumbo shrimp!" - Anonymous

The popular Christian YouTube channel shockofgod on American atheism: "You guys are but a squeak in society."

Extreme cases of socially challenged atheist men

See: Atheism and bestiality

Pony pictures with captions and miscellaneous

Further evidence that the fairer sex loves ponies more than atheism. Despite the evidence, are you still a stubborn and arrogant atheist male who refuses to acknowledge that most women love ponies and most women do not like atheism?[36][37]

Face it! Atheism is unappealing to most women and for good reasons! Please see Atheism and Atheism and mass murder and Atheism and uncharitableness and Atheism and morality and Atheism and deception and Atheism and marriageability and Views on Atheists

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Ponies are often a lot faster and nicer than the overweight atheist PZ Myers. If a vote were held by women on whether they liked ponies or the atheist PZ Myers better, we both know who would win, don't we? Please see: Atheism and obesity and Views on Atheists.

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Perhaps, if atheist Richard Dawkins was nicer, less abrasive and understood women better, he would still be with his first wife and not be on his third wife! Women appear to love ponies more than they love Richard Dawkins!

Please see: Women's views of Richard Dawkins and Abrasiveness of Richard Dawkins and Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?
machismo
If atheist Richard Dawkins finally agreed to debate Dr. William Lane Craig and a scientist at Creation Ministries International instead of making pitiful excuses, would Hispanic ladies finally believe Señor Dawkins has machismo? [38][39][40][41] Olé! Olé! Olé!

Please see: Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?

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The brutal proponent of atheism Joseph Stalin was not a big fan of ponies.
Chairman Mao Zedong, the harsh dictator of Chinese atheistic communism, loved horses. Unfortunately, he loved horses as an appetizer for his big meals. Please see: Atheism and obesity
The perverse and cruel atheist Marquis de Sade in prison, 18th century line engraving.

Unlike atheists, ponies are never perverse and cruel. That's one of the many reasons why women love ponies better than atheism. Please see: Causes of atheism
Richard Dawkins
The atheist and evolutionist Richard Dawkins lost a videotaped debate to a rabbi and then claimed the debate never took place.[42]

Very un-pony like behavior! A pony would never publicly embarrass himself like that. Unlike Richard Dawkins, ponies have horse sense.

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Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

see also: Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian

Below are some resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian:

Ex-atheist testimonies

See also: Ex-atheist testimonies

Video Testimonies of ex-atheists

General videos:

Ex-atheist Lee Strobel

Lee Strobel videos:


C.S. Lewis video:

Peter Hitchen videos - brother of atheist Christopher Hitchens

Audio testimonials of ex-atheists

Text testimonials of ex-atheists

Videos on atheism

Atheism website resources

Tips on choosing a Christian church

See also


Comedy and satire:

References

  1. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  2. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Views_on_Atheists
  3. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_uncharitableness
  4. ↑ http://www.americanreligionsurvey-aris.org/reports/NONES_08.pdf
  5. ↑ http://www.livescience.com/culture/090227-religion-men-women.html
  6. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  7. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Views_on_Atheists
  8. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  9. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheist_Population
  10. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Views_on_Atheists
  11. ↑ http://ravingatheist.com/2003/05/atheist-organization-softens-image-with-new-mascot/
  12. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_and_uncharitableness
  13. ↑ http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2005/nov/06/gender.world
  14. ↑ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2012283/Miniature-pony-owner-launches-desperate-appeal-raise-6-000-lifesaving-surgery-Falabellas-twisted-legs.html
  15. ↑ http://atheism-analyzed.blogspot.com/2011/07/dawkins-drives-skepchick-into-feminism.html
  16. ↑ http://atheism-analyzed.blogspot.com/2011/07/dawkins-drives-skepchick-into-feminism.html
  17. ↑ http://msmagazine.com/blog/blog/2010/11/01/will-new-atheism-make-room-for-women/
  18. ↑ http://atheism-analyzed.blogspot.com/2011/07/dawkins-drives-skepchick-into-feminism.html
  19. ↑ http://spectator.org/archives/2011/02/28/thriving-christianity
  20. ↑ From "Sisterhood is Powerful"(1970)
  21. ↑ From "Sisterhood is Powerful"
  22. ↑ From her book "Letters from a War Zone"
  23. ↑ http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/034538248X/ref=sib_dp_pt#
  24. ↑ http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0345353617/ref=sib_dp_pt#
  25. ↑ Getting Ladies to Join Your Atheist Group
  26. ↑ http://newsinitiative.org/story/2007/06/19/interview_with_an_atheist
  27. ↑ http://newsinitiative.org/story/2007/06/19/interview_with_an_atheist
  28. ↑ Edgell, Gerteis & Hartmann 2006
  29. ↑ http://www.physorg.com/news199509031.html
  30. ↑ http://www.universityofcalifornia.edu/news/article/6188
  31. ↑ Creation Ministries International - The evolution of horses
  32. ↑ Aesthetic Arguments for the Existence of God
  33. ↑ http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/30/atheists-flying-ad-campaign-meets-strong-resistance/
  34. ↑ http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/30/atheists-flying-ad-campaign-meets-strong-resistance/
  35. ↑ http://www.goenglish.com/inthedoghouse.asp
  36. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
  37. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Views_on_Atheists
  38. ↑ http://www.quantcast.com/richarddawkins.net#demographics
  39. ↑ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlnVe934u38&feature=related
  40. ↑ http://dangerousidea.blogspot.com/2007/01/dawkins-ducks-craig.html
  41. ↑ http://www.truefreethinker.com/articles/richard-dawkins-cowardly-clown
  42. ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Richard_Dawkins_and_Rabbi_Shmuley_Boteach
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