Essay: Did Conservapedia weigh down American Atheists' web traffic?

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The Conservapedia atheism and obesity article which received a lot of web traffic in the beginning of 2011, appeared to have lifted Conservapedia's web traffic in the first quarter of 2011, but weighed down the web traffic of the American Atheists website during the first quarter of 2011. What evidence is there that Conservapedia weighed down American Atheists' web traffic? Alexa "weighs in" on this important question and the Alexa web traffic graphs of Conservapedia and the American Atheists organization are given below.

American Atheists organization

Madalyn Murray O'Hair was the founder of the American Atheists organization and she was overweight.^[1] One of the last pictures taken of Madalyn Murray O'Hair features her standing before a cake as can be seen HERE. As of December 28, 2010, the pictures of the members of the American Atheists organization's board of directors showed a significant portion of its members having excess body weight. ^[2] The pictures of the American Atheists board of directors can be found HERE.

Members of the American Atheists board of directors who are overweight as of December 28, 2010 included: Richard Andrews, Monty Gaither, Blair Scott and Ann Zindler.^[3]

Does the American Atheists organization continue to face challenges in terms of leadership body weight?

We all know the founder of the American Atheists organization, Madalyn Murray O'Hair was fat, but the question now is "Does the The American Atheists organization continue to unsuccessfully face challenges in terms of its leadership's body weight?"

Come on American Atheists! It's time to update the pictures of your board of directors!

She helped ban prayer in public schools, but not soft drink dispensers in public schools

Although Madalyn Murray O'Hair, founder of the American Atheists organization, was very fat, she never sang God Bless America before hockey games. And although she did manage to help ban teacher lead prayers in school, she never tried to ban soft drink vending machines in schools.

Despite the fact that the subject of history is taught quite poorly in American public schools, Madalyn Murray O'Hair is beloved by many fat atheist school children in American public schools - especially those who suffer from "Santa syndrome". Atheists children are often crushed when they find out jolly Saint Nick is a lie as can be seen HERE. Obese children strongly identify with Santa Claus and are quite upset when they find out Santa Claus is a big fat lie.

The American atheist community often pretends it is very wise and intelligent.^{[4][5] [6]} However, they have never explained why they allowed Madalyn Murray O'Hair to be the "face of atheism" for so long a period.

Question: Why did American atheists want the face of atheism to have a double chin?

Madalyn Murray O'Hair did particularly badly in her debate with Dr. Walter Martin.^[7] For example, when she claimed there were supposedly were contradictions in the Bible, Dr. Martin asked her to provide an example of one and Ms. O'Hair did not and could not offer even an alleged example of one.^[8] In addition, Ms. O'Hair did a poor job defending against the issue of atheism and mass murder.^[9]

Bible believing homeschoolers vs. Godless American Atheists

I thought the American Atheists organization believes in science! Have not medical scientists, nutritional scientists and exercise scientists discovered methods to successfully lose weight? Conservapedia believes they have! Please watch this "Conservapedia on the Hour" video on GodTube: Conservapedia on the Hour. As far as the video, unlike your board of directors, there is not a single student in this group of individuals who has a significant issue with body weight! Your board's apparent lack of diligence in applying weight loss science certainly helps explain why you believe in the pseudoscience of evolution!

War against excess body weight: Bible believing home schoolers 1, Godless American Atheists organization 0

Suggestion to the American Atheists organization: Please watch the movie "The Battle of the Bulge" as it may be very helpful. The key to winning the "Battle of the buldge" was cut off the fuel supply line of enemy. In your case, the enemy is Satan and the supply line may be abundant supply depots of food!

(The popular Christian YouTube producer shockofgod has pointed out that although atheists often criticize the God of the Bible, atheists never criticize the devil because they don't want to criticize their father.)

Don't miss these pictures with captions!

Nate Phelps spoke at the 2009 American Atheists convention.^[10]

(photo obtained from Flickr, see license agreement), Title: Nate Phelps AAC00 (a very brave man)

Kim Il Sung was a communist dictator and an obese atheist who died of a heart attack.^[11] Kimchi is one of the world's most healthiest foods and very popular among Koreans.^[12] Unfortunately, for Kim II Song, he ate too much of it.

See: More kimchi please

(Source of photo of portrait can be found here, see: license agreement)

When PZ Myers attended the atheist convention in Australia, he was quite disappointed that he could not find any Bob's Big Boy restaurants in Australia. He does appear to be quite jolly though that he did manage to find a pub offering ale that tasted great, but was not necessarily less filling.

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The Christian Vox Day has challenged atheist PZ Myers to a debate, but PZ Myers has yet to agree to debate (Dr. Myers is quite aware he would lose such a debate). However, the current consensus within the scientific community is that Vox Day can do many more sit-ups than PZ Myers.

Did PZ Myers' ascent and descent of the triceratops at the Creation Museum really prove that pigs cannot fly?

Please see: PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum

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Because obese atheist pet owners are such poor role models, tragically their pets often become obese too.

In addition, when an obese atheists is confronted by spouse or family member concerning their obesity, they often point to their obese pet and say "Everybody is doing it."

Please see: Obese atheist pet owners

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The perverse and cruel French atheist Marquis de Sade laced candy with a substance that made people very sick. There was no shortage of candy in the de Sade house. The Marque de Sade developed a considerable problem with obesity during his life.^[13]

The Barna Group found concerning atheism and morality that those who hold to the worldviews of atheism or agnosticism in America were more likely, than theists in America, to look upon the following behaviors as morally acceptable: illegal drug use; excessive drinking; sexual relationships outside of marriage; abortion; cohabitating with someone of opposite sex outside of marriage; obscene language; gambling; pornography and obscene sexual behavior; and engaging in homosexuality/bisexuality.^[14]

Of course, once sly marketers in Las Vegas found out that many atheists love gambling they promptly installed elaborate desert stations at their casino buffets. Casino buffets are often referred to as "Obese atheists heaven".

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Scholars debate whether the philosopher David Hume was an atheist or agnostic. There is broad agreement among historians though that Mr. Hume was not fond of vigorous exercise and dieting.

Ken Ham often yodels when climbing up and down the triceratops at the Creation Museum and he also yodels when engaging in mountain climbing. To the best of Conservapedia's knowledge, the corpulent PZ Myers does not engage in mountain climbing.

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Besides being a lover of atheistic Communism, Chairman Mao Zedong was also quite fond of all you can eat Chinese buffets. Unfortunately, for the Chinese people the atheistic political philosophy of communism didn't prove to be very good at providing food for the Chinese citizenry and many people needlessly starved as a result.

Atheists commonly reject the existence of the devil and the devil takes great delight in inciting atheists to gluttony. The popular Christian YouTube producer shockofgod has pointed out that although atheists often criticize the God of the Bible, atheists never criticize the devil because they don't want to criticize their father.

"My dear brethren, do not ever forget, when you hear the progress of lights praised, that the loveliest trick of the Devil is to persuade you that he does not exist!" - Charles Baudelaire, The Generous Gambler

"While working your hardest, quite rightly, on other fronts, you must not neglect a little quiet infiltration in respect of gluttony...Males are best turned into gluttons with the help of their vanity. They ought to be made to think themselves very knowing about food, to pique themselves on having found the only restaurant in the town where steaks are really "properly" cooked." - the demonic character Screwtape in C.S. Lewis's, Screwtape Letters^[15]

Obese atheists and overweight atheists comedy and satire

• Comedy and satires concerning atheism and evolution (large collection of comedy/satire concerning atheism and evolution)
• Atheism and obesity
• PZ Myers embarrasses himself at the Creation Museum - satire
• Professor PZ Myers fails applied biology - satire
• Richard Dawkins, obesity has enveloped your marketing campaign - satire
• Where was neuroscientist Sam Harris when the New Atheists needed him? - satire
• A reply to atheist and evolutionist PZ Myers - satire
• Obese atheist pet owners - satire
• Slim atheists' convention - satire
• Obese atheists heaven - satire
• Overweight atheists comedy and satire

See also

• Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian
• Are atheists smarter than the average bear? - satire
• Does Richard Dawkins have machismo? - satire
• Atheism and Mental and Physical Health

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