Essay: Attention atheists: Please get a life!
Danger signs you may becoming an atheist nerd
- 20 signs you might be a nerd!
- Top 10: Signs You Might Be A Nerd
- You bear a striking resemblance to this man
- This is how you normally dress for work
10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a lonely atheist nerd
2. You own more pocket protectors than shirts.
3. You spend countless hours arguing with your girlfriend on the true definition of atheism and insist you are not diluting the definition of atheism given in most encyclopedias of philosophy.
4. You tell your girlfriend that she is merely a result of blind random natural forces and there is nothing particularly special about her. Of course, this lets her know that you are an insensitive liar and she starts crying (see: Atheism and deception).
5. You fly into an uncontrollable rage when your girlfriend brings up shockofgod's question.
6. After your last girlfriend dumped you, you reminded yourself that you still have a lot of atheist subscribers at your YouTube atheism channel and your Reddit atheist friend list is quite large. In addition, your mother no longer believes you are going to get married.
7. You try to convince every woman you meet to visit atheists' websites. You do this because you are mad at Conservapedia for pointing out that the web traffic tracking companies Alexa and Quantcast indicate that a majority of web visitors to prominent atheists' websites are males (Please see: Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women).
10. Your girlfriend tells you that there needs to be better communication between you two so you buy her a Star Trek USB Communicator that will allow you two to "Stay connected Starfleet style" via Skype and IM programs.
Attention male atheists! Nerds obviously have a significantly less likelihood of marrying. Lo and behold, American atheists are significantly less likely to get married than the general population. Click HERE to read more about lonely atheist male nerds.
Important addendum! If you carefully examined the 10 telltale signs you are on your way to becoming a lonely atheist nerd and told yourself, I didn't match any of them therefore I am not an atheist nerd and atheists are not more prone to being nerds, that is a strong warning sign you are an atheist nerd! For more information, please see The atheist and evolutionist helpline
- Resources for leaving atheism and becoming a Christian
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- Atheism appears to be significantly less appealing to women
- Atheism and marriageability
- Militant atheism
- Atheists say the darnedest things!
- ↑ http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/16/us/16beliefs.html
- ↑ http://cosmologytalk.tribe.net/thread/7e25b81c-2529-44c6-b388-f926c2475e6a
- ↑ http://www.creationdefense.org/57.htm
- ↑ http://www.americanreligionsurvey-aris.org/reports/NONES_08.pdf
- ↑ http://www.livescience.com/culture/090227-religion-men-women.html
- ↑ http://www.conservapedia.com/Atheism_appears_to_be_significantly_less_appealing_to_women
- ↑ http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/the_woman_problem.php