Essay:I Find It Quite Ironic

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This essay is an original work by CogitoErgoSum. Please comment only on the talk page.

• I find it quite ironic,
• And dare I say absurd,
• That something so iconic
• As the Pledge cannot be heard,
• Merely because its text includes
• The two words "under God"...
• And that on First Amendment grounds
• Those words would be outlawed!
• Could it be more offensive
• Just to display a cross,
• Or show a little sign which states,
• "Jesus still saves the lost,"
• Than it would be to shout insults,
• To curse, and flip the bird?
• I find it quite ironic,
• In fact, rather absurd.

• I find it diabolical,
• And thoroughly decadent,
• To treat our tiniest citizens
• Like so much excrement.
• Denied the right to trial,
• To life and liberty;
• Denied personhood status,
• Their mothers' "property",
• Routinely put to death in ways
• We'd shudder if we saw,
• Deprived of life without a charge--
• No "due process of law".
• The carnage yet continues,
• With no sign of relent.
• I find it diabolical,
• And thoroughly decadent.